Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026After playing video games for about 40 minutes, my 6 year old just informed me, “ We’re Gamers, dad!” Yes, yes, we are. Someday I’ll let you know how true that statement is… 240
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Life is a complex constantly moving juggling act of -plate spinning, -bopping frequent random balloons back in the air, -while kicking cans down the road. 010
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026They say the poor bastard who invented it was a Count, but that didn’t stop them from locking him up for 20 years for being so delicious, it was blasphemous. 110
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 07/05/2026“That one took me another 2,800 hrs. to master, the vast majority of which were done in a quaint little bungalow in the South Farthing. That is, of course, on top of the 10,000 hours necessary to be even be considered for admission to the school of ‘Smoking Weed Really Cool.” 062
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Me: A lot to do. I’m going to schedule all of the things I need to do today to be productive. Toddler: that’s cute dad. While you were busy, not having your eyes on me, I took a HUGE grumpers that overflowed out of my diaper, and I’ve been rubbing it into the carpet for the last 15 minutes. Enjoy! 010
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Wanna take a quick break from being a human with a conscience in today’s world? May I offer a very fun sentence to say aloud: “Rick was shackled to his ramshackle rickshaw made of scrimshaw.” That’s it. Feel free to go back to your regularly scheduled brooding. #tonguetwister #vocalwarmup #fun 020
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026In the fun RPG version of current events, I think about what character I’d wanna play: -the Protest Leader that’s a thorn in ICE’s side. -the Politician that stirs congress & inspires change. -the former Maga that uses his arsenal to put pressure on ICE. -a Nurse… But IRL, everything just sucks. 020
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026-“Blindspots in Adulthood, Financial”growing up, you were constantly told that you have to be responsible one day and earn money, but you were never taught how to manage said money once you have it. Whenever you get more than 50 GP, roll a wisdom check DC 25. If you fail, spend all your money 010
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Available traits. You may choose 2: -“Born into Faith” you grew up in a religious family and culture. You were never forced to read the spiritual dogma text, only singled out verses. Subsequently, you have a tremendous confidence in your knowledge of religion that you know next to nothing about. 110
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026That’s right. The parts of the second language that you know, are only words and phrases that would essentially do you absolutely no good in a foreign country, unless you’re looking for the bathroom. 000
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Resistant against good advice and warnings from non-Americans. 130
Reposted by Brian S. LewisTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/06/2025Men, I'm afraid you can no longer grab women's asses and you can't call them sweet tits and you can no longer say the r or n words, and it would be nice if you listened to people instead of talking over anyone that doesn't look like you-- Men: OH SO NOW I GOTTA WALK ON EGGSHELLS?? THIS IS RIDICULOUS 912126
Reposted by Brian S. LewisTodd Downing (author) @todddowning.com · 22/04/2025I've worked with Zombie Orpheus on several projects over the years, and they always bring the funny. Throw some support their way if you can! 165
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Check out The Gamers: Attack of the Pwns on @BackerKit! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/z...backerkit.comThe Gamers: Attack of the PwnsFantasy game heroes trapped in our world must defeat a corrupt politician and his private militia in the comedy series that's been running since 2001! 042
Reposted by Brian S. LewisCabin 9 Films @cabin9films.com · 02/04/2025Brian pitches an ad sketch to Matt with a diabolical outcome in this week’s #LibCabbage clip. @mattvancil.bsky.social @thebrianlewis.bsky.social youtu.be/sGhhAgUQG3E?...youtu.beLiberty Cabbage • Episode 3.6 • ThirstQuenchulesYouTube video by Cabin9Films 132
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025@tylerjameshill.com I know that you have had a LOT to say about the ending of Battlestar (what a dorky sentence that is), but now that you’re a little older, more savvy in the ways of writing, how do you feel about Ron D. Moores answer to this particular question? youtu.be/D4Q0T9QLqT4?...youtu.beWHAT IS STARBUCK?! Battlestar Galactica EP Ron Moore finally answers!!!YouTube video by The Sackhoff Show Clips 030
Reposted by Brian S. LewisCabin 9 Films @cabin9films.com · 18/03/2025Currently, backers of Dorkness Falls are voting to force @mattvancil.bsky.social to wear one of these costumes on set for a day. The voting is very heavily skewed. And Matt DOES love Irish ghosts a...LOT. 074
Reposted by Brian S. LewisCabin 9 Films @cabin9films.com · 19/03/2025In this week's #LibCabbage clip, we seek answers to that critical question "Why can't liberals be nicer?" youtu.be/0Ld9DzVROSo?...youtu.beLiberty Cabbage • Episode 3.1 • Death PanelYouTube video by Cabin9Films 051
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I love working with you. Those days were so much forkin’ fun. 110
Reposted by Brian S. LewisDenise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 11/03/2025On Kremlin TV, Putin intimate Solov'yov says Russia so encouraged by Trump taking their side no longer see need for ceasefire. "No, there won’t be any ceasefire. Our idea of peace is everything happening as we see fit” Then plays a clip of Vance slamming Ukraine. Vance is "our man" he says.youtube.comVladimir Solovyov says Russia won't agree to a ceasefireYouTube video by Russian Media Monitor 651605892
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Yeah, don’t people read? Dolphins are the #1 smartest animals on Earth. Mice #2, and Humans #3. Remember their parting words, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.” 010
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I forgot if I never made it past THAT level, or the one where you go through the sewer system & make an impossible jump, that always ended up with every turtle falling into the water and drowning. What exactly was NES supposed to be teaching us again? You know,by never allowing any of us to succeed? 010
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 26/02/2025You slap ‘bout a tablespoon of yogurt and you gotcha self a right tasty singular bite of fruit salad. That’ll be $9, please 010
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 26/02/2025That is far too long to have no power in winter. How is your community taking it? That many hours without heat or a practical way to cook food is scary. 120
Reposted by Brian S. LewisCabin 9 Films @cabin9films.com · 14/02/2025“👋 2 📷” youtube.com/shorts/Wm1zP...youtube.com“And they’re good! • Not Matt makes a final pitch for Vancil’s Patreon • #mvbp #c9f #mattvancilYouTube video by Cabin9Films 043
Reposted by Brian S. LewisCabin 9 Films @cabin9films.com · 06/02/2025Liberty Cabbage is a sketch comedy series with a meta narrative in which the show's creators play funhouse mirror versions of themselves producing their show. Stream the 4-episode season on YouTube! #LibCabbage youtube.com/playlist?lis... 032
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025This “call it by the ridiculous name I told you to call it, or else” move seems to be an arbitrary pretense to control the media. To instill a litmus test for how they can control the news. If they can force you to call an apple an orange, they can force you to spout the rest of their tomfuckery. 0111
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Ooh, good for him. I love that show. It’s super intriguing. 010
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 09/02/2025“Trump is acting like a king because he is too weak to govern as a President.” -Ezra Klein A very informative piece that has given me some solace the last few days. “Do not preemptively comply” Resist. youtu.be/K8QLgLfqh6s?... #resist #donotcomply #Trumporders #executiveorders #ProtectTransKidsyoutu.beDon't Believe Him | The Ezra Klein ShowYouTube video by The Ezra Klein Show 040
Reposted by Brian S. LewisCabin 9 Films @cabin9films.com · 01/02/2025Matt's inner critic on display. youtube.com/shorts/p7o4l... with @mattvancil.bsky.social and @thebrianlewis.bsky.socialyoutube.com"I'm writing!" • Not Matt mocks Matt's writing process.YouTube video by Cabin9Films 021
Reposted by Brian S. LewisCabin 9 Films @cabin9films.com · 30/01/2025"Chances are you use them every day!" - Not Matt Vancil youtube.com/shorts/5nu6r... with @mattvancil.bsky.social and @thebrianlewis.bsky.socialyoutube.com"Do you like words?" - Not Matt VancilYouTube video by Cabin9Films 052
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Very exciting unveiling of future projects and timelines! Are you tired of only like one project coming out of ours in every 3 or so years? Me too. Get a load of the Dragon to Dragon plan: www.kickstarter.com/projects/146...kickstarter.comUpdate 20: Cabins and Dragons and Slates, Oh My! · GAMERS 4: DORKNESS FALLSGamers 4 Films in Two Months!We are in the home stretch of preproduction and things are heating up. We’re hiring crew, designing the look, and auditioning our uncast roles. We’ve also scouted some tru... 150
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 26/01/2025…to be clear, I’m talking about the not having money disease. I already have Teriyaki fever and I’m planning on keeping it till the end of my days. 000
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I think we suffer from the same affliction. May we, both of us, only endure it for the nonce, and may it never fully metastasize into the fabric of our fate. 100
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Funny, I’ve only heard of the other version of this vernacular. What a fun way to visually conceptualize your public announcement that you and the wife need to get away for a weekend! 110
Reposted by Brian S. LewisAfter Dinner Conversation® @afterdinnerconversation.com · 22/01/2025 243322997932
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 22/01/2025“ShakkahgawdDAMN! This right here some bullshit, when the walls fell.” 030
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Fun way to end one’s day. Randomly seeing an ad for your movie on-demand. 140
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 21/01/2025The constitution can no longer be found on the whitehouse website. Try it yourself. If you search “whitehouse .org”(w/o the space) and “Constitution” right now, you get this: 020
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025“Half a book and half another book equals a whole book! That’s just Maths!” 111
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I know he’s “Teflon Don,” but w/the upcoming 1/6 pardons, why isn’t there a concerted effort to equate him with being a cop hater? He’s going to release people who’ve assaulted & maimed cops. Messing w/cops is supposed to be a line inthe sand with Conservatives. Seems like a great wedge to exploit. 000
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024This was such a great experience to record. I enjoyed every minute of it. The book is very funny, but also really poignant in some spots. It has something to say about humanity, even when we assume that we have evolved past our base characteristics & sloughed off the worst parts of ourselves. 031
Brian S. Lewis @thebrianlewis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I saw a bit of a conversation between he and Robin Williams speaking about depression (I believe). I only got a bit, but I very much wanted to hear those two individuals have a conversation about just about anything. 020