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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

S/O to the middle aged normie guy at the gym with a water bottle sticker that says "you're a bad bitch and you can do hard things"

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

BRO JUST GIMME DA BALL

A woman trying to pull a ball away from an obstinate dog

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A lot of the results from this last cycle of training have been subtle, except now you can see my triceps from the front

A woman in black gym clothes leaning against a wall taking a selfie, there is a noticeable bulge on the bottom of her arm

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Stupid game, dog should learn to play poker

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The dog acts very sad like "Plzplzplz throw the ball 🥺" but when I come to throw it, dog is like "Haha! I tricked you, you can't touch the ball" and runs off. I didn't even want the ball, I was doing you a favor. Dogs are problematic manipulators

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I like them in a very theoretical sense, and a chill dog that wants pets around me for a little bit is great, but when they start barking or begging or trying to play too much or basically doing anything other than sitting or sleeping I'm like wow ok no thank you

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Years of puppygirl propaganda slowly convincing me that I like dogs, undone by a half a week of pet sitting. Bro stop barking you're killing the vibe

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My vocal stim lately has just been an endless stream of star wars type names. Bilto Tang. Gunge Bimglider. Fraxon Pleem. Bunn Starjail. Deflo Tween. Yeez Nupps. Wanno Yont. Gruppa. Teebus Neepknighter. Orthon Plaq. Tedh Danzon. Milko Chope. Weenik. Morlenk Garf. Chizz Burgar. Opulan Beep. Myke Ditka

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Triumph Speed 400 pros: - 0 to 90 in about 2 city blocks - Carries two lesbians without complaint - Much better built than the rest of its price class - People are constantly stopping to ask about it, "beautiful bike" Cons: - Engine hums at exact "kill on sight" activation frequency for dogs

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ugh I really like how I look in the mirror these days but hate most cameraphone pictures, so I've been trying to find some time to set up my real camera. Got everything set up, checked the results: I look much worse and also 100 years old.

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I didn't even think about it when I posted but there's already a different bug (she/her) in the chat

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I kind of thought that was all your playlists

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Tbh not even the people making these threats take them seriously because to them politics is a kind of game of posturing and their goal is to pat themselves on the back for their own perception that threatening to hoist their opponents by their own petards is a huge optics own (it isn't)

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Yeah! I used it for my ren faire costume. Text me

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sometimes you gotta fuck around to find out

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

In Portland they do it silly style where if you apply for a city government job they immediately say "you're hired! We'll email you as soon as hours open up" and then they never email you

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Been seeing a lot of cotote x roadrunner cnc stuff on tumblr lately

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I've been in some good relationships but I gotta say I think the best kind of lover to have is one you're completely obsessed with and they're completely obsessed with you and you spend all day every day pressing your faces together going oh my god oh my god oh my god it's you it's you hooray hooray

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Rules are for losers, do what thou wilt

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oaks Bottom Wildlife Refuge in Portland! I've also seen them by Brookwood library and there are tons over by Sauvie/Wapato island trying to steal fish from all the ospreys

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I was on a lesbian birding retreat out at Malheur national wildlife refuge last year and a whole caravan slammed to a halt and everyone telephoned "A BITTERN" back so we could see a very cute and mildly concerned stick staring at us like that photo from like half a kilometer away

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Bro you cannot pull one of the benches people are waiting for at the gym up next to a different machine so you have a place to set your water bottle (there's already THE FLOOR)

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I follow F1 normally but I've been thinking about getting into both motogp and rally racing and I just watched the Pegasus movies.... fun

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I watch highlight reels every few months and have similar thoughts

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I gotta get into rally racing, that shit is so sick

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Pretty good sequence of posts to see on here

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Some bsky cheeto accounts are bots, the rest are people whose worldview is indistinguishable from a bot so, with respect to personhood, it's kind of a gray area

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's international lesbian day at the gym too

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Next dream had me as a vampire attending VampCon at a resident evil mansion. All the speakers turned out to be chuds but a dracula type guy told me he'd picked something up from a vendor to deal with them: a ticking HYDROGEN BOMB. He turned into bats while I frantically ubered a ride to the airport

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah Latke just silently jumpscares us, like we close a door with a mirror on it and suddenly she's in the background staring like

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I had a dream that mr popo from dbz had a huge pickup truck and did a hit and run on my dad and when I had to try to describe him for the police sketch artist I was like UHHHHHH 😰

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I had a dream that mr popo from dbz had a huge pickup truck and did a hit and run on my dad and when I had to try to describe him for the police sketch artist I was like UHHHHHH 😰

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have "that's enough" categories where I love a certain number of those sorts of thing but am no longer accepting new applications. I've had enough: 1. one guy acoustic guitar albums 2. long boring movies that hurt to watch 3. philosophers 4. AAA video games 5. hyperpop artists 6. media franchises

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Look, machines are great but the leg press is kind of a joke in terms of mechanical efficiency. "The starting resistance is 167.5lbs" ok sure lemme just throw 360 lbs on that and do plyo reps until I get bored

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Have y'all watched the Pegasus movies yet? I just finished the third one tonight and I was just like "I wonder how often this stuff happens IRL"

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's so sick that Yamaha makes both saxophones and motorcycles. If you were a cool guy in the 80s and needed equipment, Yamaha really had your back

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don't really hang out with a lot of other tgirls after transitioning nerd2jock because tbh a bunch of y'all are dorks and I have a strong urge to bully you "🥺 but-" shut up I already know you'd get off on it, that's worse

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think the difference is that I can mute tags there and all of those kinds of posts just make me go "get off the computer, loser" whereas the average annoying post here is a fuckin cognitohazard that ruins my day

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have been really enjoying my time on Tumblr despite the fact that it's like The Website for some of the most annoying types of posts (queer infighting essays, people who have parasocial relationships with fictional characters, people posting about imaginary scenarios they yearn for)

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