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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social
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Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him. Editor of @chaser.com.au Columnist for @theshot.net.au

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 21h
it looks so pretty when it’s night time so you can’t see how gross the Yarra is
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the two events at this venue are PAX gaming and a hygiene conference, perfectly balanced as all things should be
Pax Aus sign Issa cleaning and hygiene expo sign
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Multiple people at PAX have already assumed I have a media or content creator pass, grossly underestimating my laziness when I comes to filling out the forms needed to get one
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you 💜💜
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Melbourne is already doing that thing where it is really pretty to try convince me to not go home
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Out of office
A pint of beer on a table with the sun setting  and a river in the background
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah say hi, hope your enjoy your first pax
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
right event, i drive down tomorrow, she has relaxed a little which is good cause it means she doesnt know a work emergency has meant i am not as prepared as i wanted to be by this point
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i will be at PAX AUS this weekend, i will be roaming around in my Awkward, Mildy - Successful Comedian cosplay
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This analysis was amazing, the Ette team did awesome work
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
highly recommend following your lawyer on social media, you can think 'look at my lawyer dawg' every time they have the same crash outs that everyone else on social media have
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if its just bringing attention to themselves and calling out men, but has no actionable way to move the conversation imo its less likely to have a big impact i think it is important to call out men but i feel like its way more effective if its more personal or via sharing resources from others
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sadly its hard to tell, especially because social media tends to push call out posts mainly towards women and men who likely already engage with feminist posts. but i think the best action with posts from men on these issues, is to boost posts that explain, not just call out
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m saying this as someone who studied to be an econ teacher for three years before stopping for health reasons and shifting careers to one where I engage with the media
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuinely some of the best economic analysis in this country is coming from Luke McGregor’s Instagram reels
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The existence of AI Slop, implies the existence of AI Slip and AI Slap
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Luckily it’s an opinion piece I’m 30% no one will do first
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seems depressingly relevant again
The Chaser - Local woman convinced that misogyny is no longer a problem thanks to a man shouting "Not All Men" every time she talks
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s available on some bookstore websites but the cover has changed from what it on there
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just wrote a parody piece for the chaser annual and it might be my favourite thing ive ever written, i wrote from an angle that makes me want to punch myself in the face, it's perfect
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I have a bomb”
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
news corp has already gone on the offensive being like 'she is nothing like mamdani' as if they like mamdani or any of the choices are like mamdani
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it also doesnt explain why they are targeting her specifically instead of discussing it more broadly
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
whether she is or isnt doesnt change the fact that there is no world where the oz is coming at this from a perspective of what is right for the greens and supporting a mamdani style campaign
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
early November is the goal, it takes about a month to get from being handed to the printer and it hitting the shelves
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'not all men' seem to be outraged by the amount of sexual and gendered violence perpetrated by men
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dude's getting horny on main
A cropped tweet from Scott Morrison

"16 swallows do make a summer"
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the only time murdoch press would ever give mamdani credit is when they are using it to attack a woman of colour
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cornell's response to rape allegations:
Bart Simpson writing on a chalk board but the text has been photoshopped to say "Rape is bad." repeatedly.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Interviews are about standing out from the crowd, if you make the interviewer fall in love with you, they will definitely remember you. You need to think outside the box.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
since they're called the Dockers, they should replace Wharfie Time with Docking Time. i think it would get their blood rushing.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'people are making assumptions about him just because he said he doesn't do consent while on his wife's anti-abortion podcast' yeah thats the sort of thing that will lead people to make assumptions
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
aussie media really trying to do 'wow cancel culture got him, this is so sad' about an influencer losing followers because he said, "I don't do consent" as if that isnt a justifiable reason to not want to hear his takes anymore
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always bring an iced coffee to a job interview, I just make sure to bring two straws so we can share the drink. It shows the interviewer that I take initiative and it gives us a chance to drink it while looking deep into each other's eyes, developing a real connection and maybe finding true love.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is this type of tree that during spring smells kinda like semen, idk what they’re actually called cause I’ve only ever heard them referred to as cum/jizz trees
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
next door neighbour has multiple cum trees and I’m beginning to understand how one can be driven to become an arsonist
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it stands out to me so much because he denied both and thought it was just his kids being silly, which means he both lacks self awareness and somehow didn't know that succession was based on his friends and workplace
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one of my favourite tv moments was when Piers Morgan, in the first week of an international show murdoch launched for him, told a Succession cast member that his kids mock him by saying he would be friends with the characters and pretend that he is part of it all
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No!!!
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I swear to god if the wharfie time jynxed it for them
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was worried for the commentators since there is no Victorian team for them to barrack for, but it’s clear they just chose to cheer for Brisbane instead
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The idea that Kylie had to be in the same room as Ins*pired Un*mployed is a depressing moment for our nation, she deserves better
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the commentators saying the rain stopped for half an hour and then started again, but not acknowledging that it’s because of the power of Kylie 😔
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any neutral going for Brisbane has something deeply wrong with their souls
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 26/09/2026
A performance footy commentators will talk about for years, Kylie carried the team on her back. chaser.com.au/sport/kylie-...
Kylie wins Men's Grand Final - The Chaser
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never gamble kids
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AFL prediction: Sharon will appear during the Kylie performance
Sharon from Kath and Kim
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Preparing for the commentators to keep going ‘whoever wins this game wins it all’ for the next few hours as if we don’t know how a grand final works
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mamamia fans saying Mia Freedman sucks now
Always was meme
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