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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 6h

Everyone in that movie is making utterly inexplicably large choices and I love it a lot.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 6h

Anthony Hopkins has brought so much ham you could reconstruct a whole pig from his performance.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 6h

"Oii knorr whar the basterrd sleeps."

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 6h

The renaissance but with more orangutans and less just being impressed at some posh bint grinning mysteriously.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 7h

Nonsense, they're some of the best Belgian accents I've ever heard.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 7h

Robert Hughes here dressed like he's about to slope off into 1977 on his hip skateboard.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 8h

Watching Robert Hughes's documentary on Caravaggio on the YouTubes and Hughes is very good at this, all art and narrative, no dreadful dramatic reconstructions. Caravaggio a supremely talented five alarm wrong 'un.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

To their credit the Medicis would have had no time for this shit. Nor would old school early-mid 90s Channel 4.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Watching episodes of Andrew Graham Dixon's Renaissance documentary series from 1998 all about art and that sort of business and damn he's good and interesting.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Especially that bit where they ran out and beat down Willie Rushton leaving him lying there under a Thames TV logo t-shirt.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If Hieronymus Bosch had been dead keen on bacon would he have painted the lardon of heavenly delights?

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well that'll do me then, once more into Monday's depths so give them hell, but zzz first. Fill in your own inspirational support here x. youtu.be/6i9VkqBfj_w?...

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Discount - Math Won't Miss You

YouTube video by unARTigNYC

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

N.B. This is actually a very funny and clever joke and not as you might otherwise suspect, a right load of contrived old gubbins ,and you should be paraded and shamed throughout the puppet village for daring to think so.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In some wonderous alternate universe there lives a version of Black Flag where the two main figures are Greg Tonicc and Henry Rollouts.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Silence is superb, leads at the top of their game, found Hannibal decent but very silly as it reached the end but then I think that's a book problem.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Same match but everyone just throws citrus fruit at Don Callis for the evening.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Much cop? I remember it just being there. Bit of a rum do for Philip Seymour Hoffman mind you.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Looking at all that has followed in its wake, one of the things I love about this picture is that it all runs within 2 hours - no 3 years of grittily mediocre telly required as homework beforehand, no mid or post credit scenes, it just bangs in the space and goes home, like a womble out on the town.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fighting off Sunday night dread with the cinematic masterpiece that is The Mummy (1999).

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"No Geoffrey, I don't know what was wrong with the first nineteen matchboxes either."

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Anyway having recently listened to the @theresthistory.bsky.social 's series on Robespierre and the Terror, now viewing that important historical document Carry on Don't Lose Your Head.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Home after popping over to parents as Mom's birthday is tomorrow so took lunch and dropped off presents and card, also my brother was there so more looking at each other's holiday photos so harrumble for that sort of thing.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am forever here for the running gang that she's the one Mox is really scared of.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Night gang, the weekend rolls on another day so hold it and remember to breathe - in the words of our text, the book of Malibu by St Courtney, come on be alive again, don't lay down and die x.

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No matter what you do, give a shit. #AEWCollision

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Few things in the universe as satisfying as a big mug of loose leaf tea. #tweetsofimpendingmiddleage

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thinks the other Cornell 50 were all just good lads in the wrong place.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watching another formative stand-up DVD, Eddie Izzard - Glorious which I used to own on DVD and inflict on the house and sixth form common rooms at school for maximum jam and James Mason impression points, also the eternal truth "No baboons in mime."

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"It's the old Gods Geoffrey, you've roused them by smiling at that can of Soup the other day, and now they're awake and grumbling about smiting their sciatica and forgetting what they walked into the fires of creation for."

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And the matches were great and Moxley on commentary was a very funny gem, and Bryan D coming back was grand stuff, and yeah, Tony Khan out there proving kindness costs yer nowt. Hug and tell your friends you love them #aew

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just watched the Pac tribute episode of #Dynamite and blimey, what a powerful intense and beautiful piece of telly - it was the little things that broke me, amongst the tributes, things like Aubrey and Thunder Rosa hugging in the background, the Death Riders hugs at the en

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Organic Duchy Original religion I trust.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Was in Gloucester city centre when I got back and it was lovely a hour and half or so before the rugby kicked off, fans all about the place, pubs doing good business, lovely weather, harrumble.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trip into Bristol today for a haircut and spot of tasty food.

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy birthday Steve Reich appy birthday Steve Reich H ppy birthday Steve Reich Ha py birthday Steve Reich Hap y birthday Steve Reich Happ birthday Steve Reich Happy birthday Steve Reich Happy irthday Steve Reich Happy b rthday Steve Reich Happy bi thday Steve Reich Happy bir

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I suppose 'Radical any old cobblers' doesn't sell as well as a name.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Night gang,another Friday in the books, another week that we've made it through, it's over with and hath no power over any of us anymore, so breathe, vent if you need it and move forward at whatever frequency works for you, we've got this x. youtu.be/Lj-jC41FWtk?...

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Harker - 'Dislocation' (Official Video)

YouTube video by Harker

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So because I store my CDs all in the black wallet booklets without leaflets/cases, and some of those CDs lack names on, sometimes you're guessing from context - alphabetical storage/label, etc and today's listening in the car was I think by Heroin, any how it was early emo vibes and very moreish.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"No Geoffrey, I don't think even knob gags would improve Ethan Frome or anything by Henry James, I wouldn't even let him or Edith Wharton coach Rutgers football."

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Assuming though any shops deign to sell me a CD - Rough Trade and HMV have recently been worse than useless, all Vinyls and suchlike. Anywhere else has nowt but second hand. Online it is then.

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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thinking about actuall buying some new modern CDs in the very near future, possibly as many as 5 - the new Koyo, Quicksand, Harper and G Flip albums and toying with the most recent Charlie XcX one too as I'm rather digging the stripped back B&W Elastica vibe of the songs I've heard seen.

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