Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"No Geoffrey, I don't think filling the Titanic with angry bees would have helped anyone, you can't intimidate an iceberg with swarming tactics." 000
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"No Geoffrey, those punk rockers aren't dangerous, they're just a minor threat." 000
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"No Geoffrey, I don't know what was wrong with the first nineteen matchboxes either." 000
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"It's the old Gods Geoffrey, you've roused them by smiling at that can of Soup the other day, and now they're awake and grumbling about smiting their sciatica and forgetting what they walked into the fires of creation for." 020
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trip into Bristol today for a haircut and spot of tasty food. 020
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"No Geoffrey, I don't think even knob gags would improve Ethan Frome or anything by Henry James, I wouldn't even let him or Edith Wharton coach Rutgers football." 030
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphat Geoffrey? Well it's no wonder you've been fired from being a pizza chef, no it doesn't matter they're still better toppings than pineapple, there are standards." 010
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Actually felt like I have some haring some adventures in air frying worth sharing for the first time in forever, so tonight's supper, a pork loin steak from Waitrose in some of their paprika and blended chili butter with fries. 100
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Excellent night to wrap up a rather good dat, flat iron steak and a caramel blondie with ice cream that made me want to do a little happy dance as I left the restaurant followed by two fine old fashioneds. 360
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For balance the Catholic one is pretty splendid too, in a different way. 050
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Having a cathedral viewing morning, popped into the Anglican one just now and blimey. Having coffee before taking a peek at the Catholic one. 150
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Disaster Geoffrey, this audio dynamite won't fit in the lounge at all, fetch the small one instead." 020
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Did though pop to The St Peter's Tavern earlier, a splendid old Church conversion job run by a local pub co. Good pint of Neptune's Mako hazy pale ale too. Also beery reflection, but there's a lot of cask Ossett about. 120
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Breakfast at Wreck Bistro this morning, the happiest breakfast has made me in some while. I mean, phwoar 130
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"No Geoffrey, even if two trains back to Boston did leave at the same time whilst you were running a bath, Les Miserables would still be a ghastly experience." 010
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Endless wonders Geoffrey, in this economy with these shoes?" 140
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"No Geoffrey, Interpol do not actually have more than one hundred couches, they're a popular musical beat combo, not a branch of DFS." 010
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Ssh Geoffrey, look over there, a woman in a second wave emo band..don't startle this unicorn..." 021
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"Geoffrey I've just retranslated The Odyssey from scratch, I'd give it five minutes if I were you." 010
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"No Geoffrey, I fear this Dune costume get-up may be a size or two too large for me." 010
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Day out in Bristol, haircut and a spot of lunch. 3110
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"No Geoffrey, if Hayley Williams started a business selling carbonated drinks I very much doubt she'd call it Fizzery Business." 030
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Was out in town earlier today so stopped off for a little pub lunch, the beer pictured is Bristol Beer Factory Independence and was just what was needed. 121
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"Bad news Geoffrey, 90s parade's off, I could find 9,997 maniacs in the shops." 050
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026"No Geoffrey we don't need to mount legal defences of American radio stations for playing German classical music, there's been no infringement of their right to air Brahms." 000
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Sat down watching one of the finest pictures ever made. 240
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026When you realise the concert programme is just piano pieces. 030
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"Wilkie Collins Geoffrey? Absolute fall down lush - the woman in diamond white more like." 110
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Sunday afternoon, sun's out but bareable, beers, book and 70s Stones on the pub PA. Cheers 010
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"No Geoffrey, a flat white isn't a latter that's been run over by a steam roller." 030
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Been in Bristol so have a before and after haircut pic comparison, before pic from last week. 130
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026"What's that Geoffrey, instead of an online therapy service you instead signed up for pictures of young dogs on facebook - I think you've subscribed to metawhelp by mistake." 030
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026When you hear that a work of art/media is a state-of-the-nation piece 030
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Little light book shopping from Waterstones Gloucester this afternoon, where between vouchers and loyalty points, these cost me nothing. 120
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026"Oops, that wasn't just a fart. Unrelated, does anyone have a pair of boxers I could borrow?" 020
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026"Ha, I tell you what Geoffrey, the joke's on the Guardian, I've eaten far more than 100 books and To The Lighthouse tasted like duck a l'orange. Dickens still tasted shit though." 020
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 03/05/2026"The Red October Geoffrey? No, no I've not seen it about, where did you last put it?" 081
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026"No Geoffrey if you scrawl on a TV screen in yellow ink and press fast forward it won't scroll up off the screen like a Star Wars start." 020
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 16/03/2026From our lunchtime jaunt into Seahouses earlier 040
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Berwick-upon-Tweed in the lunchtime sunshine earlier. 011
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Much better weather today, so some pics from a stroll around the Lucker grounds earlier today 040
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Ghastly weather but made it to Alnwick and the wonder that is Barter Books 140
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Very long day having left home at 9:30 this morning, but made it to Lucker and sat down with a drink 030
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 13/02/2026"But Geoffrey, if the Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, Roman nor an Empire, what is there for one to hold on to in this dark age?" 040
Ian Cann 🏳️🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 07/02/2026"I'm not sure Geoffrey, I still feel a Game of Thrones themed restaurant just serving hearty meaty meals called 'The Old Gods and The Stew' might just be a bit too niche for the modern economy." 010