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WhipLash, PhD

@thebeardoctor.bsky.social
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He/him🫡🌈 biologist, powerlifter, gaymer, amateur seamstress, and all around big goofy guy. Fuck fascism. Your favorite beef’s favorite beef. throne.com/whipxlash hevy.com/user/whipxlash

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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 2h
Fall break is this weekend, and I am just going to workout and ROT for four whole days (and get tattooed)
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 18h
October movie marathon starts tonight 🎃 watching a spooky movie every night until Halloween!
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Took the dogs for a walk then got in bed early… who is she?!
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just over here staving off the feelings of dread again. Come join!
Flexing sideways in the mirror after another pull day
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Bi visibility day!
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More Guys Should Be Bi, Get Over Yourselves
Alt: More Guys Should Be Bi, Get Over Yourselves
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Started color on the half-sleeve today!
Color tattoo of Bee balm
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Made it to the gym and got it done even in this dreary rain. Now my Pokémon are calling me…
Whip flexing bicep for pull day
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m tuckered out, chat
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Took a break from the switch to do cardio
Another mirror selfie
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had a student interview me today to complete a project in another class. The questions were all based around my career as a professor. It was a nice moment to reflect on where I started, why I continued, and the plethora of research experiences I’ve had thus far. A nice way to breakup the day.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The spooky lights are giving ambience and Legends ZA is setting the vibe. We’re set up for a great evening 😌
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Forever an adult with a backpack
Front shot in a blue and white flannel. Backpack straps are visible
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: I have got to focus on this task, lecture is in 2 hours. Brain: 🎵LET THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL🎵 Me: Please stop. Brain: 🎶SHINE THE EVER LOVIN’ LIGHT ON MEEEEEEE🎶
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You ever have those moments before a lift where you think “this is really gonna slap”, and then it does? Like you’re some kind of prophetic wizard?
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We live in hell… give yourself some grace when you need it 🩵
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This queen is everything
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was going to work in my office all afternoon and catch up on class prep… but I think I’d rather lift?
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This Tuesday got me. I’ll be eating pizza in bed if you need me
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s spooky time… the Halloween decor goes up today 🎃
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Getting ready for the day
Side view in black shorts and a blue tshirt while putting on a chain necklace
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Im about to do only the most fun things for the next three days and not think about work for a second 🫦
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’re joking… Dolly Parton and Tim Curry back-to-back? I’m about to throw hands with the grim reaper because what the actual fuck 😭
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Another beefy chest day. Get in up in there
Gym selfie in a blue cutoff. There is a slight upper body pump
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Too comfortable lying down in bed with the puppies. I may just stay here all day
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’ll always destroy one or two French bread pizzas without question.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Leg day went but my shoulders refused to take a backseat, I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️
Side pov. Classic black tank and shorts for leg day
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh hai
Gym selfie in a purple cutoff
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Didn’t see them pulling the ol’ bait and switch with Lady G and McConnell 😳🤷🏻‍♂️
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Weekend at Mitch McConnell’s
A still from the movie ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ope clocked again
A photo upload screen of whiplash with the suggested audio that’s says Britney Spears - Work Bitch
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Take two: still sad about losing the ball to my nipple piercing at the gym, and on chest day no less.
POV looking up at whiplash’s chest
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Each semester on one exam, I ask students their favorite dinosaur. Fewer and fewer students know the names of ANY dinosaurs these days, and it makes me sad. Are kids not excited about dinosaurs when they’re younger anymore, or was this just a 90s kid thing because of Jurassic Park/Land Before Time?
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Doesn’t matter what age you are, there will always be friends that will come and friends that will go.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Half sleeve is planned and consultation is done. I’m so excited!
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The fact that I can’t seem to find a streamable version of Celine Dion and Anastacia’s cover of “You Shook Me All Night Long” except for on YouTube is criminal. And during pride month no less?!
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This mourning dove outside my window is being a terrible neighbor.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“Sorry I’m late to the gala. I was playing Pokemon on my couch. And I would do it again.”
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sometimes I feel like I’m doing my 30s wrong somehow? I will not be taking questions at this time.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Damn, my delts showed up and are saying happy pride! Summer lifting is apparently going well 🙂‍↕️
Side view locker room selfie showing delt definition The classic front double arm flex
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s pride month? 🏳️‍🌈
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Rod @uncannyrodders.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
remember to spread the love, y’all! 💜
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Crawled in bed early and am having a brief therapy session courtesy of Celine. Is it fixing me or am I just delaying the inevitable break? Find out next time!
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Could a depressed person do this? (Yes)
Man in gym shorts and no shirt
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Titties captured in the side view mirror
Side view of whiplash taken in the side mirror of a vehicle
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Currently sailing through summer teaching. I love in-person classes, but part of me longs to have online courses in the summer.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
😮‍💨
Whip standing in a smith machine in a gray tshirt and black shorts.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Damn it’s sticky today in a bad way.
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Deadpool (Wade Wilson): I'm Soaking Wet Right Now
Alt: Deadpool (Wade Wilson): I'm Soaking Wet Right Now
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Crushed pull day pretty satisfactorily for where we’re at. Beard is getting a little out of hand so might be time for a trim idk what do you think?
Whip in an orange tshirt and black shorts flexing bi after pull day
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
We’re still here, but at what cost 🫩
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’m glad PoGo still does community days. It’s nice to have something small that gets people outside to do something they like. I also just enjoy participating because I’m a slut for shiny Pokémon.
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