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WhipLash, PhD

@thebeardoctor.bsky.social
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He/him🫡🌈 biologist, powerlifter, gaymer, amateur seamstress, and all around big goofy guy. Fuck fascism. Your favorite beef’s favorite beef. throne.com/whipxlash hevy.com/user/whipxlash

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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 3m
I realized today that I have in some way eaten jalapeños with every meal for the last two days. If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 17h
There were so many gays at the farmers’ market
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A friend who’s a professor at a nearby university showed up to my class today unexpectedly and gotta say it really helped the menties. Even got to grab lunch and catchup!
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Rod @uncannyrodders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gotta remember not to compare my gym progress to others because I’m not taking any steroids, so it’s going to take longer for me. I’m ok with that but sometimes just gotta remind myself. Reminder to any others having any body dysmorphia as well, it takes time, keep going. 💜
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How do we move forward in this world… when remorse for one’s actions and moral wrongdoings is so seldom felt (if at all) by such a large portion of the population?
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Homemade creamy chicken noodle soup is in the crockpot with local produce from the farmers’ market… living my millennial fall fantasies
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👋🏼
Locker room selfie. Sitting here trying not to die
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fall break is this weekend, and I am just going to workout and ROT for four whole days (and get tattooed)
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Buttsmarnn Crying Gesture
Alt: Dr. Evil Crying Gesture
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October movie marathon starts tonight 🎃 watching a spooky movie every night until Halloween!
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Took the dogs for a walk then got in bed early… who is she?!
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just over here staving off the feelings of dread again. Come join!
Flexing sideways in the mirror after another pull day
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Bi visibility day!
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More Guys Should Be Bi, Get Over Yourselves
Alt: More Guys Should Be Bi, Get Over Yourselves
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Started color on the half-sleeve today!
Color tattoo of Bee balm
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy birthday!!
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Steve Carell: Cheers To That
Alt: Steve Carell: Cheers To That
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks, it was a great pull day 😊
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Made it to the gym and got it done even in this dreary rain. Now my Pokémon are calling me…
Whip flexing bicep for pull day
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chest is chesting!
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m tuckered out, chat
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Took a break from the switch to do cardio
Another mirror selfie
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*She/she’ll, but I hope so. The questions were inquisitive and thoughtful, and she has clearly put a lot of effort into this project. I just hope my answers were inspiring for her. It seemed to be the case but 🤷🏻‍♂️
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Those kinds of moments where I get to have casual, meaningful conversations with my students are top tier in reminding me why I chose academia.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had a student interview me today to complete a project in another class. The questions were all based around my career as a professor. It was a nice moment to reflect on where I started, why I continued, and the plethora of research experiences I’ve had thus far. A nice way to breakup the day.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The spooky lights are giving ambience and Legends ZA is setting the vibe. We’re set up for a great evening 😌
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Forever an adult with a backpack
Front shot in a blue and white flannel. Backpack straps are visible
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Such an easy trap to fall into!
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: I have got to focus on this task, lecture is in 2 hours. Brain: 🎵LET THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL🎵 Me: Please stop. Brain: 🎶SHINE THE EVER LOVIN’ LIGHT ON MEEEEEEE🎶
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
100% this.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You ever have those moments before a lift where you think “this is really gonna slap”, and then it does? Like you’re some kind of prophetic wizard?
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I approve of this message
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He said, knowing he wouldn’t EVER do that for himself 🥸
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We live in hell… give yourself some grace when you need it 🩵
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This queen is everything
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was going to work in my office all afternoon and catch up on class prep… but I think I’d rather lift?
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can pry my aptos serif from my cold, dead, professorial hands 🤭
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This Tuesday got me. I’ll be eating pizza in bed if you need me
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s spooky time… the Halloween decor goes up today 🎃
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You stop that 🤭
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Getting ready for the day
Side view in black shorts and a blue tshirt while putting on a chain necklace
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Im about to do only the most fun things for the next three days and not think about work for a second 🫦
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’re joking… Dolly Parton and Tim Curry back-to-back? I’m about to throw hands with the grim reaper because what the actual fuck 😭
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Too comfortable lying down in bed with the puppies. I may just stay here all day
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Such an amazing book. Gathering Moss is also good!
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’ll always destroy one or two French bread pizzas without question.
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Bob's Burgers: Marshmallow Blushes
Alt: Bob's Burgers: Marshmallow Blushes
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Leg day went but my shoulders refused to take a backseat, I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️
Side pov. Classic black tank and shorts for leg day
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Little Rascals Boy Smiling
Alt: Little Rascals Boy Smiling
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh hai
Gym selfie in a purple cutoff
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Didn’t see them pulling the ol’ bait and switch with Lady G and McConnell 😳🤷🏻‍♂️
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WhipLash, PhD @thebeardoctor.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🥰
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