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Aunt Lollins

@theauntnanny.bsky.social
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Aunt to a zillion, LEGO lover, and professional cusser (shhhh! I know so many cuss words!)

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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 7h
I got the text that my Oregon ballot is on the way! We got the booklet two days ago and are lucky to be in walking distance of our drop off box. It'll be our third vote from this home that we'll cap with a meal and walk home!
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well my partner is sick so I'm taking care of him and entertaining the kiddos. All three have a new LEGO set to play with but dang, kids eat so much.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm seeing the future of Breast Cancer Awareness month in men's sports. Men with pink socks on: "MEN GET BREAST CANCER SOMETIMES TOO!"
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Suddenly I'm getting three out of 5 GREAT Niblings tomorrow! I'm ecstatic and thankful today was a teacher day because ohhh my tomorrow will be busy!
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's PICTURE DAY!
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Councilor Candace Avalos @counciloravalos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our region is seeing a surge in immigration detainments, and it's important to know what to do if you see a neighbor being taken by ICE. Timely reports have helped prevent deportations and kept families together:
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
5-year-old: There are two types of burn. Like B-B-B BURRRN!
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
4-year-old: everyone knows mermaids don't have asses! ... that's something I've never thought about... #preschool #kids
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
4-year-old: I'm sorry to tell you this but I'm gong to Disneyland tomorrow! They said this to so many peers!
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had a video call with a doctor and they asked me if I had "access to sperm" and my brain went wild. Like, what?! In a can? Did she need sperm? Is there a market? After I said "well, I guess" she clarified SEX and if I could be pregnant. Oh duh.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sooo who wants to mask their PTSD tomorrow? What?? Everyone?! I'll see you at work but won't ask you how your weekend was or look at you.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not ready to read this tonight.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PTSD: Hey girl it's been a minute! Me: I'm so proud of my progress! PTSD: You ready for this?
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Life is so small. Tiny. Short. Un-big. Or big and short and feels tiny or small but is big and impactful.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For whatever reason I'm randomly chosen to be the one to cradle a bleeding head after witnessing an accident. Wear fucking helmets and don't think an e-bike makes you equal to a car. FFS. I still have so much to process but think the full story wasn't relayed to the right folks and once I'm..
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had cookies for dinner last night and for breakfast today
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so excited but also nervous about my first year being in a home available for trick or treatin'!!! But what do I wear?!
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A 5-year-old told me today that Elsa is sus.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy!!
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a cider and a salad with apples at a barstraunt and totally spaced I'm allergic to apples now. I thought the arugula was extra peppery until I recognized the tingling. Lololol I guess!
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I woke up from a vaccine couch nap, was told I snored (!), rubbed my arm and looked at the TV and saw an actor I met here in Portland a million years ago. I say, "that's the guy I met when I met Woody Harrelson." That's the story. THE FIRST PART OF THE STORY.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can I see a meme of scary creatures using scotch tape?
A caution tape Halloween decoration held onto an outdoor window with scotch tape.
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Shooti @bambooshooti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In addition to journalism, Harper had a remarkably prolific literary career spanning poetry, short fiction and novels. Believing that the personal was always political, she used every available genre to dismantle systemic racism, challenge patriarchy and advocate for marginalized communities. /7
“Bury M in a Free Land” by Mary Ellen Watkins Harper, from The Anti-Slavery Bugle, Nov. 20, 1858. The poem wasn’t only an anthem to the anti-slavery movement. It was sparked by a specific event. While traveling through Philadelphia in 1858, the 33-year-old Harper boarded a horse-drawn trolley car and refused to move to the “colored” section of the vehicle. When the white conductor noticed her sitting in the main section, he ordered her to leave. Harper calmly and silently maintained her seat. When the streetcar reached her destination, she attempted to pay her fare. The conductor refused to accept money from a Black woman who had violated his terms. In a final act of defiance, Harper threw her fare onto the floor of the trolley car and walked away with her dignity intact. Shaken but emboldened by the systemic racism she encountered on Philadelphia’s transit lines, Harper went to her writing desk that same year and penned her most celebrated poem.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1999 Wheel of Fortune is vintage and that feels weird. WEIRD!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/09/2026
Crush the arts (Kennedy Center), destroy the civil service (DOGE), control elections (gestures broadly), dismantle the press (gestures more broadly), decimate science (NIH), and demolish education (DeptEd). The authoritarian playbook.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My partner worked all weekend so my big fun adventure was spending a New Seasons gift card and making myself a big weird salad at the salad bar. Back to school!
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This makes me especially angry.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here she is at an event with GOP gubernatorial candidate Christine Drazan. bsky.app/profile/seth...
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First week of school ended with me getting covid and now a crown just popped off when I chomped into a cough drop. And the 5 is closed so my commute will be verrrry bad when I go back to work. This is just. This is just the best of times.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just had the best dream about Portland in the 00s where a band lived on every block and there were house shows all the time and I was awake with the other party animals wondering between houses and bars/venues all night.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This part of a terrible thing is hilarious. They're scared to go back to their cars!!!Thank you for covering this, @inlovewthemooon.bsky.social I appreciate you!
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As I'm re-watching ALF as an adult, I wikied it. ALF was on so many random shows as... ALF. Matlock? Blossom?? After we get through these 99 episodes I'm gonna be going there.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ALF just made a Donald Trump joke! Wanted to order a pizza and have it charged to him. HAH!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
God/Jesus: "Flatter me and I will save you." Human: "Save me from what?" God/Jesus: "Me."
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My new friends at BINGO clocked me at 6 to 8 years younger than I am and I should have just told them they were right! Naw, I really don't mind aging. I'm like, mega smart now. And I use sunscreen and lotion like a ritual. Cause I'm mega smart!
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This has me crying. Just... holy shit.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm so not ready for this rabbit hole but I'll read it after I sweat on my walk.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm so pissed off about the timing of the I5 closure next week. I'm going to be in traffic for hours with all the other kids going back to school. My only option is the route that on a normal day adds at least 5 minutes and now I'll be doing it with half the city.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Imagine trying to scare me “Sharia Law” while I live under a GOP supermajority trying to reinstate an abortion ban, while writing bills to put the 10 Commandments in public schools and ban books and free speech. I have nothing to fear, except the Christian nationalists in front of me.
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's like extreme fetal position. I'm out. Time to Southern Three-banded Armadillo my way out of this panic attack.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
250 million birds flew across America last night, tracked by radar. Migration season is upon us, and it’s wilder than you could imagine. Birdcast’s live migration maps and forecasts (from Cornell Lab of Ornithology) are brilliant, and you can find them here. birdcast.org/migration-to...
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm so disappointed hearing this! KITH was a huge comedy influence on me as a teen. Transphobia is NOT OKAY.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/08/2026
“Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism — it's my least favorite quality, and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.” - Conan O’Brien in 2010
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m fox @mehconomics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
But this IS the value of uttering the slang. Not to impress. to be the Destroyer of Worlds. Behold, I wield the cringe like a sword
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And voters are going to punish him/her with debilitating losses in the House/Senate because s/he can't clean up everything Trump fucked up in 16 months.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/08/2026
ICE can’t be reformed. What voters are we courting by being weak on this issue? Do we have some massive Dem donor that owns concentration camps or something?
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you wanna disable the annoying ai shit trying to write your emails for you here's some dank knowledge.
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The Tonearm @thetonearm.com · 02/08/2026
"Rainey’s voice was powerful enough that when she hit her loudest notes, the grooves distorted. 'The first time people played these songs on a Victrola with a heavy steel needle,' Benson said, 'it’d skip right past them.'" Ma Rainey Comes Alive on New Release (gift link):
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Ma Rainey, Mother of More Than Just Blues, Comes Alive on New Release (Gift Article)
Working from archives and private collections, engineers restored notes and uncovered previously unheard details for a compilation that displays Rainey’s wide-ranging impact.
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