Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The best thing in the world is when my friends ask me to make monsters with them! I've been listening to the Magnus Archives and creeping the hell out of myself, so getting to play with this is so fun! 071
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 10/03/2026JESUS H CHRIST. The bar is in hell, yet people still keep digging for new lows! DO NOT SEND SWs PICTURES OF YOUR KID. Not ever, not even if kid is 18+, but ESPECIALLY not otherwise, regardlesspf context, EVER! I am incandescent with fury! I hope babymomma finds out and excoriates him, publicly! 073
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Being a touch starved hypersexual BUT ALSO a traumatized/cptsd, AuDHD, demisexual is the goddamn pits. Getting stoned and spending hours being relentlessly railed by someone I'm in love with would fix 90% of what's wrong with me. But that person doesn't exist, and I'm going to die painfully horny. 😭 170
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Boomer yt men playing acoustic guitar in public give me near terminal levels of second hand embarrassment as it is. Then he brought out the harmonica. I am now actually dead. He still won't stop. Maybe this is actually hell. 161
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Tbh, I'm not great at off the cuff dirty talk in general, but it feels especially weird re: average sized body parts. Like, "Ooh, yeah, you like these truly medium titties? It's so hot that they're just over a handful, but I still can't find nice bras!" Real sexy stuff, yeah? How do people do it?! 4172
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 04/02/2026A service economy made of average citizens has to support this occupying force, because unlike actual military they don't have their own infrastructure to take care of them. They are at our mercy. Weaponized incompetence can be made useful. 0187
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Trying to feel sexy in 27 degree weather, in houses with no goddamn insulation, has me like: 1184
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 31/01/2026New Orleans carnival season punk hoe life: Futilely trying to scrub the bike grease, acrylic paint and glitter off before before an appointment, because I spent the last two days wrenching on my trike and working on costumes for a parade, and it is SET in my pores right now. 😭 051
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I call Rattlesnake Kate, cause when I shake this ass, it's a warning, not an invitation. (I want to draw all of these people!) 3121
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I no longer identify as an Elder Millennial. I am now an ELDRITCH Millennial, for I am ancient, horrifying, incomprehensible, and occasionally inspire madness. I would also like to sink to the deepest ocean floor and slumber for aeons, but since I can't, I'm going to make it everyone's problem. 🐙 093
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Oye, Beltalowda! No space war but the space class war, sasa ke? Pashang da zákomang! OPA! OPA! (Happy Chewbacchus, y'all. I left the house for a whole hour! Now I'm gonna fall over for a whole day. 😭) 0303
Reposted by Gemma RaeTaka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 02/12/2025A Thread of some of my favorite conmen, unscrupled merchants, and swindlers! Post Your Own!!!! First and Foremost: QUARK 9313
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Get you the kind of friends that make late night gluten free blueberry muffin-cake to share with you while you shoot smut in their house. 😭 I fuckin love you 💚 @takahanazawa.bsky.social 💚 0122
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 21/06/2025And on the other side of things, there are sweetheart regulars who do things like bring me books. This time it was beautiful Taschen art books from their Library Of Esoterica. 🥺 090
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Gif is what I picture when I figure out I'm talking to a time waster. "I'll bring an extra 3k so we can have fun!" 🙄 "Let me take you out for a drink!" 🙄 "You're the only one that caught my eye!" 🙄 *sends dick pic equivalent of a cat bringing you a half eaten mouse* 🙄🙄🙄🤦♀️media.tenor.coma man is laying on a bed using a laptop and a tabletAlt: A gif of Colin Robinson, the energy vampire from the tv show What We Do In The Shadows. He is laying on a bed on his stomach, propped up on his elbows and using his phone while kicking his feet, he is surrounded by open laptops and turned on tablets. 050
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I intimately know the hell of finding sw tolerant payment processors, but I stg! If Tryst could find an easy way to charge just $1 for clients to view a provider's contact info, I wholeheartedly believe it could cut down on time wasters trying to psychically vampirize us by orders of magnitude. 051
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Client: You walk like you're listening to music. Me, shutting the fuck up: Thanks, it's the violent neurodivergence that fux my proprioception, so I have to be hyper-aware of every muscle I move at all times so I don't just walk into a damn wall. It does give me a bit of a swagger! 😶 030
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 06/05/2025It's time for us to STFU on the internet, the men know too much. We told our business all over the place, and now I just saw an assistant at my physio's hit another with a "Good girl", knowing *exactly* what he was doing. YOUNG MAN, NO. Absolutely not. You're not responsible enough for that yet. 😤 030
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I am the exact opposite kind to whatever neurodivergence makes Noise shows appealing. Only comedy open mics give me more second-hand embarrassment than I get from watching people stand around and intently watch someone else twiddle knobs until random arhythmic chhchhhchhhxtzzz and boops come out. 030
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Being dx'd with "treatment resistant depression" and not "You & yours are being hunted for sport by shockingly stupid meglomaniacal oligarchs" is pretty whatever. But Medicaid approved me to do ketamine about it and I bet that would piss off Musky, so, what the hell, let's fucking go! 140
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Can I be honest? I've lost track of the # of times a date or client has told me, "Wow, you're even more beautiful than your pictures!" & 100% of the time my first thought is, "WTF am I doing wrong with my photos?!😤" Is this just a thing ppl say? Am I having a tism about it and it's not literal??? 220
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 16/04/2025A while ago one of my favorite regulars was giving me a ✨️look✨️ at the end of our appointment, then said I must be a witch or a demon or something. I told him I was a succubus, because, I am. Then I get this gem when we were chatting recently... 🤣 Succubus, suck ur butt, whatever, I can do it all. 050
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 05/04/2025"I Shaved My Pussy For Disappointment: and other such mediocre tales from in-person sex work" Well, I made decent use of my freshly denuded undercarriage at least, after this false start. 😆 1141
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Mardi Gras season means going to bed with your nipples still gilded because you're too fucking tired to figure out removing the liquid latex! 😭 Anyway, DAD's Ball was a blast. LSD Clownsystem is amazing. 0150
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I've been surviving the NOLA snowpocalypse by listening a smutty book series and playing video games. I'm a little iffy on the writing in this one, but damn if it isn't painfully reawakening my Catholic Priest kink. 🫠 ...Which is a weird one to have as an agnostic witchy Jew, but here we are. 050
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 10/01/2025As the birthday ticks to a close and I go through the messages to find all sorts of fun stuff to send back to folks, I am, as always, delighted by all of the sweet, strange, sexy, heartfelt, and hilarious offerings that have been made. I highly suggest that others should try this game too! 060
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 09/01/2025For the past 4 years I've played this game for my birthday, so play with me, send me something and I'll send something back! I've also made my OF free for the week because I get my pleasure from being a giver, and this is how I like to celebrate! 🥳 260
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I bungee corded a collapsible camping fan to a tin chair and then zip tied my phone to it in order to create the POV effect of me lifting the viewer's chin with my sword. 😆 182
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 08/01/2025New gender neutral greeting (Hello there, all my tiny fruity cuties!)? A good name for my entire friend group? Or just generally Trader Joe's employees? 1225
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Tis the season where New Orleans groundwater finally gets COLD, and the bidet goes from, "Ah, refreshing!" to "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I GUESS I'M AWAKE NOW!" Nothing beats that morning cup of coffee like being suddenly, rudely rimmed by a frost giant. 140
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 03/01/202515 murdered, 35+ injured, 3 IEDs found and detonated, several building fires, 1 dead friend, and my blocking thumb is getting a repetitive stress strain from numbly battling the botpocalypse when I come here for a brief reprieve from the horrors this year has already heaped on us. Let's skip 2025. 230
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 02/01/2025My city was harmed last night, there are still unknown threats ongoing, and I fear that the Louisiana governor will seize this as a 9/11 like opportunity to fill our streets with state troopers and military to try to bring to heel a city that defies his facist nonsense at every turn. 150
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I would trust you to make sure people get the help they need ANY DAY over anything set up by our thoroughly corrupt and self serving city government. 161
Reposted by Gemma RaeTaka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Hey friends! Thanks for all the warm wishes today. We're all reeling, of course, and doing what we can to support each other. I finally set up my Venmo and CashalApp accounts (links in bio) so you can direct tip if you want. Any tips through January will get split with some folks I know affected. 1209
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Deerberus? Also, I love a lot of metal, but stoner metal is far and away my absolute fucking favorite. There's a lot of variations there, but when the band gets on stage and hotboxes the venue, I'm all fucking in. (Condolences to those with allergies) 080
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I woke up still mad! Never even mind that sw is often more than sex, even if it wasn't, that's fine too. Pleasure IS vital to humans. Pleasure IS important to society. Bread AND fucking roses. And people have every right to exist without being "useful", a decent society would honor that. 192
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 31/12/2024This has gotta be one of those FBI agents at a keyboard sowing discord situations, right? This cold as mammoth taint take has to come from someone who thinks sex, & therefore sw, is about his orgasm, and not the incredibly complex and multifaceted reality. Never-even-looked-for-the-clit-ass mofo. 🙄 140
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Pashangiwelwala. Please, please let him fuck off to Mars instead of farting about here, destroying our ozone layer with his Starlink crap. 181
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Fuck: Vampire. Fun, kinky, but not ltr material. I can't warm my frozey feet and butt on em in bed! Kill: Fae could trick me into p much anything, and too self absorbed for good sex. Marry: Werewolf. Hairy, hot blooded, passionate, protective, loyal, growly, bitey, will chase me thru the woods...🥵 161
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I'm already playing bot whack-a-mole with 20 accounts a day, the last thing I need is an infestation of Democrats! Talk to me when you give up the homo/transphobic anti-Trump "jokes", and AIPAC $ 🤑, and 💩ing on The South... Y'know what, nvm, y'all can just get the wall too. 🔴👓🔵 010
Reposted by Gemma RaeTaka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 29/12/2024People with jobs that require that they sell their souls love to hate on people who only sell their bodies 36615
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I spent an interminable amount of time, in between all 9000 other things I had to do today, creating a list, because I was missing too many skeets from friends, awash in a sea of unknown bits and buttholes. Like, sometimes a bitch just wants to see her friends bits and buttholes, ya know? 152
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I'm telling you. THIS was the event that broke the timeline. Lemmy wasn't God, Lemmy was our anchor being. 040
Gemma Rae @theartofgemmarae.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Finally working my way through Arcane season 2, and everyone just gets hotter and hotter as they get angstier. But, also, oh no. Warwick. Sigh. Would. WOULD. Would crawl over a bed of Lego for. I'm such a predictable, basic bitch monsterfucker. 😆 041