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The Argonauts

@theargonautsystem.bsky.social
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 10h
all the pillows at hotels suck none of them feel like my girlfriends arms or shoulders how am i supposed to get a good nights sleep in these conditions
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
lesbian sex be like:
Setup time
5-10 minutes
Playing time
4-12 hours
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the gay men at work were talking about wanting 10-20 minutes hook ups and wanting it to be that short i can’t even fathom doing it that short. like which one of you brings the u-haul??
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Bella @bellaway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's big hoodie and short shorts weather
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Dognito Hazard @d6016.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Beep
A wolf on a cliff communicating in Morse code
" .- .-- --- --- --- --- "
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gods she wants to watch a movie with one of my alters AND WATCHED IT AHEAD OF TIME AND MADE A LIST OF POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING Gods this is love folks this shit is cute and awesome and holy fuck if you got a partner with trauma or anything this shit means so much to me
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
four panel comic titled "when girlfriend gone for the weekend" first panel shows a puppy girl drawing and going awooooooo. Second panel shows same girl standing in big empty room, she holds a sword and goes awoooooooooo. third panel shows her in bed masturbating while she goes a-aawoo-ooOOOOO. Fourth panel shows her getting a pizza delivered and going awooooooooooooo while the delivery person looks confused
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
love is your girlfriend bringing your 75 to legacy night and has an amazing night the first week (of many) you’re out of state for work
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Static et alia @transsexual.gay · 17/09/2026
i got a good enough score on a local pinball machine to actually make it into the high score list
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Static et alia @transsexual.gay · 17/09/2026
this might become a new regular thing
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 10/09/2026
Tam, listen to me. You will go to plane called Ravnica, but not the good part. You need to go to the Sixth district and find a message board—
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Nat / Kintsugi Canine Moder @queerfurries.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Proud of Jace on her transition, though I am docking a few points for going right for swiping her girlfriend's look.
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JoCat 🔜 Spokane Ren Faire @jocat.net · 10/09/2026
Every time a friend displays very clear and common trauma responses that diminish their worth I just think "Oh my god you poor thing who hurt you so much that they conditioned you to think so lowly of yourself and also how dare they"
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
they’re calling it soup saturday
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Static et alia @transsexual.gay · 03/09/2026
pinball date a couple nights ago was really really fun. i think i might be getting a new interest
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Bella @bellaway.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it was the best of bits, it was the worst of bits
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
started making out with a woman ended up doing a new version of steve reich’s “hands clapping” that i am calling “lips smacking”
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
how to overstim your puppygirl step 1: put her in a car with a radar detector step 2: pass by a cop step 3: profit
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Love the fact that i pavloved my crew to say bad jokes just by giving them “gold stars” (literally just said gold star not any physical) and now they just complete my bad jokes for me also….they howl at me and each; and say “barked up” so…idk maybe they’re furries now too
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
bite club rule 1: bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bi
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dating a system is objectively the best bang for your buck Why date one person in one body when you can date 35 people in one body
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
asking my crew the furry version of sun, moon, and rising the animal they want to be the animal they are the dog breed they most associate with
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Bella @bellaway.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
rotating a disc (frisbee) in my mind (a park) with women (lovers)
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 28/07/2026
business persephone is like permylastemailne
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Greyy @greyyarts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Getting ready to work 🚥 For: @lyrunis.bsky.social
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“Orpheus was a Po boy” -Hermes, probably
Stock image of a Catfish Po boy sandwhich, with an acoustic guitar, red handkerchief, and red carnation superimposed on top
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Nat / Kintsugi Canine Moder @queerfurries.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You ever think about how air is a fluid and that we are basically just fish in an ocean of oxygen and nitrogen???
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Bella @bellaway.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🎶 everybody in the dog bed getting sleepy 🎶 *hushed* 🎶 everybody in the dog bed getting sleepy 🎶
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
gods need a dog woman in my life who’s good at grilling who wears a “kiss the chef” apron call that a hot dog grill
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
who framed rodger rabbit and disco elysium just have the same main character
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
my girlfriend’s wife calls me her good puppy
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Puppy girl feeling dysphoric having to shave her fur in the summer due to societal ideas barked up world we live in
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Bella @bellaway.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
marrying your headmate, call that meeting your alter at the altar
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Bella @bellaway.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
sacrificing your headmate, call that taking your alter at the altar
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Nat / Kintsugi Canine Moder @queerfurries.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Plurality is fake and everyone who claims there are multiple people in their head is faking it" Counterpoint:
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Nat / Kintsugi Canine Moder @queerfurries.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Common System Roles: - Persecutor - Protector - Management - Guy whose job it is to say "If you're a singlet shut me up, fucker! You can't! You got brain roommates, bitch!!!" every time the plurality doubt pops up
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Static et alia @transsexual.gay · 13/07/2026
everyone loves biting me because the connective tissue disorder gives my skin good mouthfeel
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Project: Artemis @projectartemis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We're back, and @lunanotlove.bsky.social talks about one of the best single-prize decks in the format, Slowking, and how it looks in both CRI and PBL! Check it out: mfy.gg/guides/view/... Unlock for $5 or for free by joining our Fan or Super Fan tiers!
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God’s Spookiest Girl @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 04/07/2026
i may be italian american but i think spirituality i might be canadian (i say sorry a lot)
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Jokes my wardrobe crew have made about my name /positive Lucy in the sky with presets Lucy in the light…. dying gods this is such a great group of people
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Static et alia @transsexual.gay · 30/06/2026
chat she called me another alter's name while she was inside me 😩
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
*my boss misspelling fellow travelers (opera about the lavender scare) as “fellowship travelers”* me: yeah isn’t that what that movie is about?
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me watching Oklahoma at the theatre im working on: Oh so the farmer and the cowman are in love????? my wardrobe staff: actually the farmer gets killed by the cowman me: ohhhhh so it’s toxic doomed yaoi
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Static et alia @transsexual.gay · 21/06/2026
climbing soundtrack today is apparently caramelldansen and dota? whoever has the aux at the front desk is making choices today
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Nat / Kintsugi Canine Moder @queerfurries.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That shit is THE BEST A lot of us really crave the ability to have a space where they can be just them and not part of the collective and sometimes that space is a person and that rules
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The Argonauts @theargonautsystem.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
gods being shown genuine unconditional love for my headmates is something i’ve never felt before (not that others haven’t tried to have me feel it) and gods it’s so great just never knew this feeling and it’s amazing and now the yearning is so much worse
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Static et alia @transsexual.gay · 16/06/2026
i'm just really happy
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Static et alia @transsexual.gay · 31/05/2026
i'm deep in my feelings again (positive)
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Bella @bellaway.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
wow I miss her so much already, can't believe it's gonna be a few months of waiting
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Static et alia @transsexual.gay · 28/05/2026
the problem with having three women in my head is that therapy needs three women's worth of time sometimes
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