The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 12/02/2026White people will legit just chase you around the house 000
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 07/02/2026On the Subject of Musical Theater: Musical theater is something I really know nothing about. And I’m not particularly interested either. 000
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I don’t much like when dogs are too intelligent. I don’t like that look in their eye 000
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/2026At this point I can tell which side of the quarter is The George and which is The Eagle just by touch, which is harder than you’d think. Go ahead and try it. About 50% of the time I can tell which side is The George without even touching it. I must have some kind of sense or ability. 100
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I would have to throw them with my left arm as I drive, with some kind of side-throw maneuver. It wouldn’t be nearly enough force to do any damage but it would definitely scare somebody. 100
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The intrusive thought pops back in my head. I wonder what it would feel like to throw the quarters at the windshield of a passing car. Would they chip the windshield? Would they bounce off like hail? 100
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/2026“Sorry, I’m gonna pay with quarters this time.” He counts the quarters, “This is $1.75, I need three pennies.” I find him three pennies. The entire ride home I keep counting the quarters again and again. They feel so light in my hands. 100
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I stop by McDonald’s on the way home. I order a large diet Dr. Pepper with no ice. The price is $1.78. I decide not to use my credit card, because I don’t like when it texts me my reward credits. 100
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Boylife in America - Cody ChesnuTT (The Headphone Masterpiece, 2002) Chorus: All I want is pussy, Give me some religion, A brand-new Cadillac and a winning lotto ticket 100
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/2026After a few uncharacteristically warm January days, much of the snow has melted, leaving patches of now-revealed brown grass between the dirt-covered snow piles. The next two days are supposed to be cold again, below zero. The roads will be icy. 100
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/20261, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28. The process repeats. 100
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I scoop them up into my palm and I rattle them around. I balance three of them on my index, middle, and ring fingers. I stack them up in my hand and let them drop back into the cupholder, one by one. 100
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I have two cupholders on the center console of my car. In the front cupholder I keep the pennies, nickels, and dimes. In the back cupholder I keep the quarters. As I drive I keep my left hand at the 8 position, the wheel between my thumb and forefinger. My right hand is tending to the quarters. 110
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 09/01/2026In school they never teach you important things like which one is the mortar and which one is the pestle 000
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 08/01/2026When I was young I used to believe a “storm watch” on my phone meant I was assigned to keep an eye on the weather and report in. I also believed a “storm warning” meant I had to start warning my neighbors A bit foolish but I likely saved hundreds of lives 010
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Got chased by grocery store cashier for daring to make a change in this world 010
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 25/10/2025At first you are 8 or 9 but probably 4 after knowing you 010
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Been loving the new viral vids lately, great work everyone Anyone have recommendations for new viral vids leave them in the replies below ⬇️ 000
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Any hidden #secrets or #features to discover? Tags: VRChatWorldReview NewReality WorldsToExplore 100
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Glad Everything Has Been Cleared Up. Boy My Kids Were Up The Wall With Anger. 000
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/10/2025A Big Thank You To The Fortnite Team For Clearing Up The Recent Peacemaker Controversy. I Will Allow My Children To Play The Game Again 300
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 16/07/2025a couple teenagers on e-bikes keep harassing patrons of my favorite Christian nightclub when it closes at 8pm 000
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 04/03/2025nothing wrong with writing a friendly manifesto about happy thoughts and good feelings. Not everything has to be so bad 000
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Figured out that if you fill your mouth with water or liquid, and then apply force/pressure, you can spray the water directly out of your mouth like a hose. Just be careful where you spray if indoors or near machines or such 😂 010
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 14/01/2025My main hobby is playing Tuggle War with my friends. Pulling the rope and such 020
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 13/01/2025it’s been reported to me that some of my followers have seen this and not shared. If you don’t work to get this viral then I can only assume the worst 010
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 13/01/2025We need to end hate and prejudice against people and others. Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice 154
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Go ahead and try to kill me for my opinions. I will block you with a barrier 150
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Humans love “going on adventures” until you abduct them and bring them to a nearby nebula. Now all of a sudden they’re “scared” and “don’t want to be fed to a Gnink” 060
The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/11/2024When you tell them about phytoestrogens and all you get back is that receipt-toucher stare 041
