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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

On the Subject of Musical Theater: Musical theater is something I really know nothing about. And I’m not particularly interested either.

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I don’t much like when dogs are too intelligent. I don’t like that look in their eye

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I have two cupholders on the center console of my car. In the front cupholder I keep the pennies, nickels, and dimes. In the back cupholder I keep the quarters. As I drive I keep my left hand at the 8 position, the wheel between my thumb and forefinger. My right hand is tending to the quarters.

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

In school they never teach you important things like which one is the mortar and which one is the pestle

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

When I was young I used to believe a “storm watch” on my phone meant I was assigned to keep an eye on the weather and report in. I also believed a “storm warning” meant I had to start warning my neighbors A bit foolish but I likely saved hundreds of lives

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Got chased by grocery store cashier for daring to make a change in this world

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Been loving the new viral vids lately, great work everyone Anyone have recommendations for new viral vids leave them in the replies below ⬇️

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

A Big Thank You To The Fortnite Team For Clearing Up The Recent Peacemaker Controversy. I Will Allow My Children To Play The Game Again

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

a couple teenagers on e-bikes keep harassing patrons of my favorite Christian nightclub when it closes at 8pm

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

nothing wrong with writing a friendly manifesto about happy thoughts and good feelings. Not everything has to be so bad

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Figured out that if you fill your mouth with water or liquid, and then apply force/pressure, you can spray the water directly out of your mouth like a hose. Just be careful where you spray if indoors or near machines or such 😂

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

got me f*cked up off the zoop

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

My main hobby is playing Tuggle War with my friends. Pulling the rope and such

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

We need to end hate and prejudice against people and others. Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Go ahead and try to kill me for my opinions. I will block you with a barrier

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Getting real sick of bird type animals #f*** off

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Humans love “going on adventures” until you abduct them and bring them to a nearby nebula. Now all of a sudden they’re “scared” and “don’t want to be fed to a Gnink”

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

When you tell them about phytoestrogens and all you get back is that receipt-toucher stare

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Thank you to all my new followers ! Here on my account we will continue to #resist opression and #deny the election

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

You guys can’t even begin to imagine how twisted and f*cked up animals are on other planets

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Doctor: unfortunately you have been diagnosed with a fatal death disease Humans:

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

can’t wait to play Count the Gourds this thanksgiving. Feeling - Thankful 😀👍

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Humans wanna land on mars so bad. Like bitch we will literally eat you

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Educate your children on Hoorks. We live among you and deserve to be treated and regarded for the one time #stophate

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Nobody gives a shit that a ghost came in my house, messed up the furniture, and riled up the hounds because “it’s Halloween”. Give me a break

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

Politician: this is an extremely important election and its so important for you to vote. *a grey alien goes into your room and captures you inside a holding cube*

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

humans be like “ooo I see a shooting star.” Like bitch. That is Nork and he will annihilate your planet

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

every body got something to say until I pull up with 3 gleebs in the backseat #stophate

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

what’s crazy is that aliens can heal humans with our machine. But all we do is grab you and poke you with needles Say “hi” in the replies vv

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

mothership saw my posts. Telling me to get my ass back to andromeda. Am I cooked

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

just feel like if I could spend an hour with Chris Chan there would be only be 2 possible outcomes 1. they come out normal 2. I come out as disturbed as them

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

Hate when my friends point out other Aliens Like do you know him? Like Space is big… do you know everyone From Earth #fuckisyoutalkinbout

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

been hearing lots of nasty comments about aliens. Bet you wouldn’t like it if I Sucked You in My Tractor Beam

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

made a. I basically made a t shirt design. Feel free to use it. I got banned by the “Big 3” t-shirt design websites

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

this account is under attack from the BlueGuy Alglorithm. Time to break out my secret weapon: Celeb tweets

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

imagine someone who can go as fast as a shark. now imagine they are in the fastest race in the World Never Give Up.

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

men are Beasts of the Earth. women are Beasts of the Heavens

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

Working on my Book about. “ Life on earth. “ Chapter 1. talking to girls (separated by the five size groups) chapter 2. Common dangers (animals , the list goes on.) chatper 3. harvesting

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

Did you find the alien? Let us know in the comments! 😅👇

The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Has this happened to you? Sound off below! 😅👇

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

everytime i try to upload my theories the CIA shuts down my Browser and Programs

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

currently being gangstalked by multiple Beautiful Women 👍