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@thealien.bsky.social
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Kid named Mike:
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
got me f*cked up off the zoop
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
WTF WAS THAT
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
We need to end hate and prejudice against people and others. Let’s get this viral to end hate and prejudice
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Humans love “going on adventures” until you abduct them and bring them to a nearby nebula. Now all of a sudden they’re “scared” and “don’t want to be fed to a Gnink”
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
When you tell them about phytoestrogens and all you get back is that receipt-toucher stare
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Thank you to all my new followers ! Here on my account we will continue to #resist opression and #deny the election
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Doctor: unfortunately you have been diagnosed with a fatal death disease Humans:
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Earth women >>>>>>>>
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Humans wanna land on mars so bad. Like bitch we will literally eat you
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Educate your children on Hoorks. We live among you and deserve to be treated and regarded for the one time #stophate
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
humans be like “ooo I see a shooting star.” Like bitch. That is Nork and he will annihilate your planet
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
every body got something to say until I pull up with 3 gleebs in the backseat #stophate
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
made a. I basically made a t shirt design. Feel free to use it. I got banned by the “Big 3” t-shirt design websites
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Bitch ass 🤬
Just look at the damn alien
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
currently being gangstalked by multiple Beautiful Women 👍
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
The worst thing is when a animal is Fucked Up and Injured 👍
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
Natural ability
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Listen buddy I’m trying to talk to the elf
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
No matter what don’t forget to have fun. That is fuck! 👍
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The alien @thealien.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
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