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Akita Neru

@theakitaneruone.bsky.social
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Parody Account! Retired troll. Grown, unemployed adult. SFW, I may very rarely discuss heavy topics in replies, but I will try to keep it PG-13. Banner by @angiejm__artt on Twitter. PFP by Lica on Pixiv.

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スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 14h
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A drawing of Oreo Miku looking pissed off in a pink background
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 14h
"If I'm still streaming in 6 years.. I'm a failure." GUESS WHO'S STILL STREAMING AFTER 6 YEARS??? LMFAAOOOOO!!!
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 19h
made my own vent art
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DoctorDoomtrain64 @doctordoomtrain64.bsky.social · 16h
Don't fall for the bait, the headline is disgustingly misleading. It was just a single dipshit developer using GenAI to search something and then glazing it in the article. There's no GenAI whatsoever in the actual game
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 15h
If God can stop tormenting my oomfs, that would be nice, because as of right now? I might just have to kill him.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 15h
I just had a realization. My ADHD medication undoes all of the protection I had against hypnosis because I can actually focus now. Fuuuucckkkkk!!!
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 15h
I could do something really funny right now.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 15h
I got told by my assignment to "get a good night's sleep" and I never laughed so fucking hard in my life.
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Kale @kaleart.bsky.social · 16h
#Kaito
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 16h
I watched my brother accidentally make the Muramasa, so you already know I had to hit him with the.. MEMORIES BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN, I HAVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAMMEEE!! I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAADDEEE!!!
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 18h
"I wish I could know why you have so much violence and contempt in your heart." Soon, I will be able to reply "I work in customer service." the second I get my certification and get employed.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 18h
Refusing to build "gold farms" or "iron farms" because I think mining or going out and killing zombie piglins/iron golems is more fun than automating.
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Taylor Rioux @taylorjrioux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I FOUND HER
Blonde meme lady
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 22h
The reason I typically don't quote repost interaction bait, but rather prefer to reply to it instead, is because TBH.. I don't want to fill my posts list full of interaction bait.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 22h
I figured out how to stream my laptop's audio to my desktop!! So I can comfortably have my headphones on my set of "human" ears and avoid blowing out my other set of ears.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 23h
I feel so shaky.. So full of energy... what the FUCKKKKKK!?!?! My medication makes me feel so weird, but without it, focusing would be near impossible.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My ADHD can be so crippling, but fuck it, I work through it because I'm just better.
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スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i had a part of a dream where i was getting tied up by miku like a week ago
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スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my vent art
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Flock CEO makes me want to hit something, and I don't care what I hit, I just want to hit something when I hear his voice. I hate Flock as much as the main character in Watch_Dogs 2 hates ctOS. Then again, ctOS is just fictional Flock at a much bigger scale...
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𓊆ྀི yuri 𓊇ྀི @mutauyuri.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How bugs look at you when you lift up a rock #art #UTAU #クルクルネジリ
A drawing of Nejiri staring at the camera with black scribbly eyes and drooling
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brian! Look out!
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I almost had a spider drop on my head. Good lord that actually scared me for a second.
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🇬🇪სკელიჩან / SkellyChan𓁹 @skellychan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#yowanehaku #弱音ハク
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Turns out I need this thing called "proper rest" to actually do anything productive. Without it.. I just feel exhausted and struggle to think?! Huh.. Interesting...
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My ADHD is fucking killing me. Auuuuuhhh!!!
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love that fuckass paper clip.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My child will not grow up listening to AI slop. My child will grow up listening to video game OSTs, music made by lovely Vocaloid producers, and human made songs that cater to their tastes.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Linux community when it comes to supporting a 15 year old piece of shit that hardly works on Windows anymore: (It works just fine on a modern Linux distribution.)
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Mercy from Overwatch in Heroic Pose
Alt: Mercy from Overwatch in a heroic pose, with a hand outstretched to the viewer.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have a condition where I have no brain, but I have a bunch of Hatsune Mikus and one Akita Neru in my brain.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Listening to Vocaloid music without the Vocaloid feels so wrong, like something is just MISSING.. Rolling Girl without Hatsune Miku's vocals feels so fucking sad. I have to give it to Wowaka. ..I miss Wowaka.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love how the calculator shortcut on my laptop's keyboard still works.
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The actual real Kasane Teto @whoupkasanedeyteto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's national lesbian day Happy birthday to international lesbians
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hatsune Miku is an essential part of my laptop's operating system. While she isn't responsible for managing the kernel, userspace, I/O, or anything important on a technical level, Miku is important to keeping me, the end user, happy.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I die and you turn me into an AI chatbot, I will haunt you. You will never sleep again. I refuse to be a victim of the Arasaka Soulkiller. I will not just lie down and take it.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I saw someone praising genAI for helping them unleash their creativity.. when they fed their own art into an existing AI model and began generating videos, music, and other stuff with it. Do what you want, but personally, I'm going to stick with doing things the old fashioned human way. On my own.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
out of respect for lesbians i will not fire this comically oversized missile that has HEDGEHOG-B-GONE hastily painted on the side until tomorrow
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just learned about the best wii homebrew game
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StrawHatPyro @strawhatpyro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Buff teto I saw on tik tok
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can replace batteries in electronics myself, you know... It's not that hard for me! Until.. child proof packaging... I'm not a child, but the so called "child proof packaging" is the bane of my existence. Neru resistant packaging.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My hair can become extra fluffy for winter!!! Yay!!!
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 08/10/2026
YouTube hasn't paid out music streaming earnings to Distrokid for almost two months with no communication, so my income has been cut in half just for fun. It's a startling reminder that the entire streaming ecosystem could just go away overnight because a tech company lets it. Buy albums if you can.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's getting pretty chilly outside, yet I don't mind it.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been working to make my laptop's install of KDE Plasma ADHD friendly by moving unimportant information to a dock, while keeping the information I actually need to care about (Wi-Fi, time, battery) at the top panel while keeping the content I need to focus on front and center. It fucking works.🎉
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I beat MGR:R twice, once on normal and once on hard, so I'm not a larper for setting a MGR:R wallpaper as my laptop virtual machine's desktop wallpaper.
An XFCE interface with Proton VPN and Waterfox minimized and a Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance wallpaper featuring Raiden, with Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, and Monsoon reflecting in his blade.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apparently "new gen" kids don't know what ligma is. Source: I played Fortnite.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Instead of drawing a generic blonde woman, you could always draw me.
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've got friends on the other side...
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, I can FINALLY work on getting the car now. FUUUUCCKKKKK that took SOOO LONGGGG!!!
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Akita Neru @theakitaneruone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MULTIPLE ULTIMAS?! WHICH ONE DO I NEED TO KILL?!
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