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TheAbstractCat

@theabstractcat.bsky.social
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Idk what I'm doing yet. Self proclaimed author of a dozen books in my head.

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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 1h
Jarvis, show me pictures of my favorite character. Good, now show me a world without suffering, one where all imperfection shall be wiped out so that the average person may live flawlessly. Show me a world filled with ideal beauty. Good Jarvis now show me my favorite character kissing the other guy.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The issue with having long hair is looking up why it's falling out. It's always "awwwwwwwwww just stop being stressed out :)". Funnily enough, my hair falling out is one of my stressors.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Transgender Umamusume who hides his ears in a hat and trims his tail and pretends to suck at anything physical. Is this something?
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog is the biological child of Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Alright, I've learned my lesson." - Me, unlessonlearnedly.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we are currently kissing.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Social media sucks, actually.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love taking baths for the same reason I hate them. I feel so comfortable that I get very close to sleeping.
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Glitch Tatham @birdtypeglitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
E̶̛͎ä̴̘s̶̙̕t̸̜̏ ̷͚͊C̷͍̊õ̵̭a̵͎̕ṣ̵̎t̵̟͂ ̶̲̂b̴̙̌ê̷̻à̷͔st coą͘s̸̮͊t̶̤́
A screenshot from a gen1 Pokemon game. Showing the player using surf on the eastern shoreline of Cinnabar Island to spawn glitched Pokemon.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still can't get over how bad Mario Kart World is. Honestly upsetting...
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
⚠️ flashing lights!
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drop me in the glooop
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 25/09/2026
poor fucker
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This this this god this. Coding with AI is demonized by developers, but not by the general public. Hurts so much.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SiIvagunner is so cool because it's moved beyond its original premise and has become something far greater that what was intended. But sometimes I still see people get SiIvagunnered in the wild and that makes me grin evilly send post
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The selection of memes that break into my mind palace like phantom thieves grows by the day. Moldy Mario phases through walls... gup cat swims on by...
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EbolaGranola @ebolagranola.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
was watching a vhs recording of star wars episode 1 in a vc and since it was fox in 2004 it had an ad for a terrible reality show that's basically the bachelorette except there were gay men among us impostors. it had a fucking gaydar clip and we all burst out laughing it was just so insane
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Interaction too good to leave on the replies of a YouTube post
User 1 @Plagiarism443 says in a YouTube community post comment section, "Queen was my straight awakening."
User 2 @Alsonotpotato replies with, "When youre just chillin but evil toby fox clone hits you with the unlgbt-inator."
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm both sides at the same time
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The ultimate #mtg story......... where we see the culmination of a years worth of plans.......... prepare for reality fracture......... And then let's move on immediately so we can get to fucking Star Trek! For some reason!
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They call me the Large Italian Sub because... haha... you know... It's my favorite thing to order from Jersey Mike's!
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ooooooooooooh I'm starting to see the Deltarune fandom revert into the Undertale fandom oooooooooooooooooooo..............
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
easy funniest moment in links awakening is when marin, a girl who doesn’t exist, sits by the shore and talks to you about how she wants see the world as beautiful music plays and then afterwards you hold her up like an item and the game is like you might be getting some pussy later link!!
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Holding on to hope, however naïve. This too shall pass. ... My phone didn't charge last night.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Best thing since the tortilla sombrero
The tortilla sombrero from Dispicable Me 2. One of God's gifts to men. You can wear a giant tortilla chip and eat the guacamole inside of it. Meant for a party of customers, but can ordered on one's own.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gup!
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We need kindergarten teachers to start auditing adults. "Had a turbulent day. Didn't share when asked, refused to be kind, talked when asked to be quiet. No sticker on the sticker chart."
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CEO of MonoNix / Judas Iscariot @mononix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hii Phoenix. Its. I mean it's cool to see you, But I Just. It's hard when you don't Have your Bear. Your little bundle of Murder and Homoeroticism.... see you later, Space Attorney....
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oops I blew up a little but that's okay things won't get worse
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me when the Men
Ajani going crazy at the prospect of the Men
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think it would be cool if the universe gave me a letter grade and summary after a social interaction.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just got called out by the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon quiz. Then they had the AUDACITY to give me the Pokémon I most identify with. How do I take this.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 12/09/2026
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Art trends as a concept are so cool. "You've inspired me to make art similar to yours because it touched me." And then somebody else goes and repeats that sentiment because of THAT art.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The more I think about it, the more plausible it is that Papyrus is the forgotten man behind the tree. It's to the point where I can start making connections and seeing foreshadowing
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My poetry professor is British. This is going to be the best semester
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pancakeparadox.bsky.social @pancakeparadox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in bed cry laughing because grok translation is so catastrophically terrible holy fuck
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My favorite character dichotomy is "Do they need therapy or do they need a lover?" Character with parental issues? Therapy. Shy character? Lover. Character who has social anxiety due to parental issues? Both!
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Otter receives head scritches.
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
glistening
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He had a face that was difficult to make eye contact with. Not because he was particularly charming or unappealing, but because you have trouble looking people in the eyes sometimes, and that's okay.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Pyro @nikofex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gup! Gup gup!
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me when I'm forced to do my silly little tasks instead of talking with my silly little friends.
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You go ahead and have that 4th coffee. There's people out there doing crack.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've been saying things that sound like foreshadowing. Afraid I'm gonna lose my vision because of how often I say "I love looking at images."
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I hope that if we ever switch to a first person perspective in Deltarune, it's at an important moment. For the first time, we'll be seeing through Kris' eyes.
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🏳️‍⚧️Stelle.exe (Nadir arc) @sanityofficialyt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good morning everyone!!! :3 Pink flip!
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