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TheAbstractCat

@theabstractcat.bsky.social
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Idk what I'm doing yet. Self proclaimed author of a dozen books in my head.

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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 16h
Got a nosebleed and started playing the best Mario Kart of my life. I think they write books about this. The books are bad, sure, but my point stands.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ooooooooooooh I woke up to the news on. That was a fatal mistake. Oooooooooooooooh. Ooooooooooh nightmare nightmare nihjtmare
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's something truly magical about Epic vocally embracing generative AI in Fortnite, and then getting a Ryu skin that's poppin' the fuckin Hado-Kirk
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I saw someone in an entire Roaring Knight cosplay. In fact, that was all I saw the entire show. They couldn't take their helmet off.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And then he leaves it to us, the audience, to make AUs. The internet will never be the same.
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Freyja 🌙 @actressagain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
roommate gave me an edible
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aw yeah, I've finally made it big
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every friend group got the: - Neurodivergent - Neurodivergent - Neurodivergent - Neurotypical(?) - Neurodivergent - Neurodivergent - Neurodivergent in denial - Neurodivergent
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My favorite Pokémon art is when they're drawn ugly and unflattering and stinky... yet still lovable. Just like real pets.
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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good morning
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If Ralsei comes out as trans tho then good for her. For now, we'd be making that decision for them, which is kinda the opposite of what we want I'd hope.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Deltarune community, I beg you. Please don't misgender Ralsei. He hasn't been confirmed as a woman. I'm a man who's been misgendered my entire life, and every time I've felt less like who I am. This could be about "The Girl".
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fully expected the Knight to be the one walking away from the interaction.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fact about me: I get my worst sickness routinely around the beginning of Autumn. I've taken to calling it Fall damage. Please help, I can't breathe through one of my nostrils.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't want to do college work, I want to make art......................
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mr. Brightside by The Killers is my favorite song about cuckoldry.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best part about choosing this as my persona is that I don't have to make myself spooky for October. I'm always spooky.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Minecraft music to me is in the same vein as Vaporwave. They both make me yearn for a time that didn't exist. However, Minecraft represents a time of my life that did exist. And this makes my eyes watery when I play the game.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Beginning to react to everything like this
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dogs when.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The negative stuff is starting to bleed into my personal interests fuuuuuuuuuuuck...
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE NANE
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Flowery released during the Undertale era the internet would have fucking imploded. Imagine having two Sans type characters.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's what they're doing.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jarvis, show me pictures of my favorite character. Good, now show me a world without suffering, one where all imperfection shall be wiped out so that the average person may live flawlessly. Show me a world filled with ideal beauty. Good Jarvis now show me my favorite character kissing the other guy.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish I was both?
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The issue with having long hair is looking up why it's falling out. It's always "awwwwwwwwww just stop being stressed out :)". Funnily enough, my hair falling out is one of my stressors.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is just every Friday Night Funkin mod lately
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Transgender Umamusume who hides his ears in a hat and trims his tail and pretends to suck at anything physical. Is this something?
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog is the biological child of Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Alright, I've learned my lesson." - Me, unlessonlearnedly.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we are currently kissing.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Social media sucks, actually.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love taking baths for the same reason I hate them. I feel so comfortable that I get very close to sleeping.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Come to New Jersey! We got: [REDACTED]
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kurt Cobain when he runs out of things to rhyme
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Glitch Tatham @birdtypeglitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
E̶̛͎ä̴̘s̶̙̕t̸̜̏ ̷͚͊C̷͍̊õ̵̭a̵͎̕ṣ̵̎t̵̟͂ ̶̲̂b̴̙̌ê̷̻à̷͔st coą͘s̸̮͊t̶̤́
A screenshot from a gen1 Pokemon game. Showing the player using surf on the eastern shoreline of Cinnabar Island to spawn glitched Pokemon.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still can't get over how bad Mario Kart World is. Honestly upsetting...
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
⚠️ flashing lights!
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The glooop...... that shi from nickelodiong...... make me glistenn.......
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drop me in the glooop
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 25/09/2026
poor fucker
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This this this god this. Coding with AI is demonized by developers, but not by the general public. Hurts so much.
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
National landmark
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SiIvagunner is so cool because it's moved beyond its original premise and has become something far greater that what was intended. But sometimes I still see people get SiIvagunnered in the wild and that makes me grin evilly send post
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The selection of memes that break into my mind palace like phantom thieves grows by the day. Moldy Mario phases through walls... gup cat swims on by...
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EbolaGranola @ebolagranola.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
was watching a vhs recording of star wars episode 1 in a vc and since it was fox in 2004 it had an ad for a terrible reality show that's basically the bachelorette except there were gay men among us impostors. it had a fucking gaydar clip and we all burst out laughing it was just so insane
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The loser's sweeper who lost to the loser's sweeper HAD to have something like this. So P..... (perfect).....
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TheAbstractCat @theabstractcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Interaction too good to leave on the replies of a YouTube post
User 1 @Plagiarism443 says in a YouTube community post comment section, "Queen was my straight awakening."
User 2 @Alsonotpotato replies with, "When youre just chillin but evil toby fox clone hits you with the unlgbt-inator."
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