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Jazz

@the1sthoekage.bsky.social
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♈️ Slightly witchy, will call your mother a hammer-toed hunchbacked bitch if agitated.

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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
It's only 2 days of work, you only gotta work 2 days, don't take VTO
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Everything's going to be fine
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/11/2024
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I need me a good nap
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I just looked over at my dogs and sighed, they're sleeping good asf and I'm at work
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Tyrese ain't shit, but his music is still too good
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The production on Dopamine is insane
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Today is going to be a great day :)
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This new FLO album finna get my man slutted out 🙂‍↕️
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I Ain't Going is a HIT
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A big win is brewing, speak it into existence
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Netflix announces Beyoncé will perform at halftime for the Texans-Ravens game live on December 25
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Y'all don't talk about Stop Playing by Glorilla enough
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
What's the procedure when a bad bitch come in the room?
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Is it too early to eat Creme Brulee?
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Oooooo some of yall lighter complected black folks had me thinking I was on the wrong side of bluesky 😷
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The Digital Empress ⚜️ @thedigitalempress.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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TheGlam_HoodBohemian @jonelleglori.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
May the space of #blacksky stay pure and never become a popularity contest or clout fest. People are following each other back, engaging and being overall witty and kind. Let’s stay that way please 🫶🏾 It’s very refreshing ☺️ #addtoblacksky
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I can’t wait to transfer my block list. I know people done slid through the cracks during the great migration. I’m gon get y’all, don’t worry 😂😂😂
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I made us some fried chicken sandwiches last night at like 11, that shit was so good omg
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Keeks💜 @jakebabymomma.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is how I feel when I say stuff on here
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Idk, these aren't my BEST plates, but that man stay fed 🙂‍↕️
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Now why tf all my subscriptions and yearly shit all come out my account at once omg???
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Red da Redz @adiarebecca.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Black ppl losing two weeks in a row? Im finna crash out 😂 WE NEED A NEW SCRIPT… let me go ahead and prepare for this AOTY loss and another white ass Chiefs SB win man… damn.
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
They talkin bout there's aliens in the ocean, unless them ocean aliens finna fill in for me at work on Monday, the government could have kept that 🙃🙃
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Putting not interested on post that aren't black folks cause my tl need to be
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I found @labrujxnegra.bsky.social on here, X might never see me again 😪
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
"I motivated yo ass, call me Malcom X" Is actually a crazy thing to say 🤠
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This TysonxPaul fight was a SCHEME that TODD set up to come to US, WITH THE BULLSHIT
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Mike looking every bit of that 58 🙃
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Mike better win, or I'm gonna think it's a scheme that Todd set up
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
There's still too many yt folks on my skyline 🫠
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Please don't bring baddies to this app 🥲
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
What kinda energy am I bringing in with green nail polish, where is the bruja lady when I need her??
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Nespresso machines are really a godsend omg
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Introduce yourself as an anime/TV character
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Why yall ain't tell me about what that lemon water does to you?? Omg???
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jaboukie.bsky.social @jaboukie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
why are you already going there. can we just vibe for 5 minutes
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spinelli ✨ @spinellicross.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Footsteps by Kehlani is really a masterpiece
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
What is one of your favorite comfort movies?
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Bri @storymodebae.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
No Shade Room. No clips from Zeus Network. No Klan rallies in the comments. I truly feel at peace here.
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Cause in the clerb, we all fam
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The morally corrupt John Devlin @johndevlin78.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
#Bluesky
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Facecard coo or whatever
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Can we name our favorite anime? I haven't watched it in years, but mine is Ramma 1/2
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Teen Titans, The Power Puff Girls, Hamtaro, ATLA, Rugrats, Courage the Cowardly Dog, I could go on tbh because I love animated anything🤧
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Jazz @the1sthoekage.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Skeetin all up and down the skyline
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