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The Tall Turtle

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Its turtles all the way down!

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Truth 👇
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He is a fratboy turd.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He's a fratboy turd.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's only a matter of time before he comes gunning for the left handed.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sold your soul to the devil there, Donnie.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Long track record of failed building projects. Recently re-read "Lucky Loser" which describes the myth making and spin used over the years.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is AI. If going for a name change then synthetic intelligence would be more appropriate than Trump's shite. But it is AI
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Sunderland Lollipops @sunderlandlolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did you know that a Farage Reform govt intends to scrap the NHS? The private health care system he wants to introduce would cost you £10,000s, like the US, where getting ill can bankrupt you. #ReformUK #Labour #GreenParty #Newcastle #SAFC� #NUFC
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The point of these UN meetings is to face differences and sometimes difficult conversations. It's not a jolly or should not be. Walking out on something that offends you is a dereliction of duty.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jim Ratcliffe, tax-dodging Brexiter billionaire living in Monaco, says the poorest and most vulnerable should have their rights & benefits removed to bolster our economy. Don’t bother telling us this rancid man’s opinions unless you say how much he’s avoided in tax and what Brexit is costing us all.
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Says a British immigrant in Monaco who only lives there in order not to pay his fair share of taxes. I feckin hate these people with every fibre of my feckin being…
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You could pick the lock on these with a paperclip.
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Mike D London @mikedlondon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not this c*nt again... After getting the Brexit he pushed for, he shifted chunks of his UK businesses over to the EU - plus himself to low tax Monaco. If everyone damaged the UK like that faketriot, we really would be f*cked. Surprised he's not relocated Man U to Europe yet.
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DTwyman @dtwyman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This guy did his best to break Britain by pushing for brexit and now he's decided that rather than buying it or fixing it, he'll just leave and take the billions he got from the government and the people of the UK with him to Monaco. What a peach and what an appropriate name he is indeed a rat!
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Done
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe it's the pet name for her other half.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"they're humping the cats... they're humping the dogs..."
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Posturing. They have the same powers of authority as any private citizen. They aren't authorised to be the police. They can observe and report... to the police.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Paywall so I couldn't read it but that is a very interesting point.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If they were patriots they'd be paying UK tax rather than hiding under tax haven rocks.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A fresh hole for fesshole
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Like Weather - Icicle Works
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Blood in his eyes, blood in his whatever..."
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But there are idiots who will either believe this or are convincing themselves to believe this. Sort yourself out America!
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He made it up on the spot. There will be no cheques for $5000. Bizarre people pleasing behaviour from an arch narcissist. The shrinks should be busy unpacking and explaining what this means.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What I take from this is that no one, not even on his own side, is good enough for him. He has regard for nobody. The name calling is infantile, and the $5k bribe is about as authentic as his promise to pick up a round of drinks. More fool those who will believe this.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Interesting point and I don't have the answer. But yes, how can it be a political donation when it's not a political party but a commercial enterprise. We have anti money laundering rules in UK about mysterious funds appearing in bank accounts.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I saw 1984 at Glasgow Citizens Theatre a few nights ago. head still bouncing on the parallels with USA ATM. #doubleplus_spooked
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe time to reassess life choices.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What a fucking tool. Sort yourselves out America!
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Where are the conversations about using data centres to support district heating systems?
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My sex John Foxx
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Where is my mind Pixies
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Troubleshooter with John Harvey Jones?
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That's a weird haircut!
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Looks like "Predator". Which is ironic seeing as the predator is buying them up.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I am convinced the "thank you for shopping at Tesco" voice is Rishi Sunak.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Time for Binface to be given a chance.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And maybe borrow Martin Bell's white suit.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hope so. But it will stir up some really nasty stuff during the campaign. How did we get to this???
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This a huge publicity stunt + spaffing of public money. I hope I am wrong but I suspect he'll win the by-election. The campaign will be filthy. The same people baying "general election now" for the past couple of years will then argue the result gives Farage as much of a claim to be PM as Burnham.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Grannies knickers...
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
According to Anna Soubry he would enjoy it.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Nice dance moves! They remind me of someone... can't think who
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He will not be giving a single shit.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
In this case name and shame the guy.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I say name and shame the guy.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Was that his inner worm speaking?
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Nothing is so weird that nobody does it.
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The Tall Turtle @the-tall-turtle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Please don't overthink this 🤮
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