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My Name Jeff

@the-rapist.bsky.social
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This profile is, was, will be or/and isn't a quantum hacking experiment.

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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
People don't actually care whether or not God is real. They only want to be told what to do. And Hell is the place where you only hear about what other people should do.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yesterday, I learned that spiders can and do play dead. It's also known as thanatosis or tonic immobility. Apparently, it's more common amongst the stalking variety, as they are the kind who prefer to feed on live prey. After witnessing its resurrection, I shepherded it somewhere safe.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dad jokes are only funny to dads because the joke is... Only a man who pretends not to understand what the world is telling him can become a dad.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When a woman thinks to herself, "I can fix him," what she's really saying is, "I can sterilize this mofo and no one will give a shit."
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was a funeral home the original home office?
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it the moral responsibility of every straight man who would be wed to fight against the life his future father-in-law has constructed?
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does using prescription drugs to deal with the pains of life constitute a "drug-dealer" or a "drug-coper"?
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now Playing: Dirty Paws by Of Monsters and Men Mood: 🥲 My observations from today: * 7 pieces of petroleum-based trash fished from out of the Potomac. * 2 dead fish were observed — one large catfish and 1 medium-sized carp. Both were freshly killed (pun intended?) * The birds seemed happy.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pedophobia is the new pedophilia. Oi.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme was cute. Lana Condor was cuter.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have a question for the Internet... Is Lindsay Clancy better, worse or the same as a pedophile, morally speaking?
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry spent a lifetime showing us that darkness could be frightening, hilarious, seductive, absurd—and sometimes strangely beautiful. He never merely played the strange thing in the room. He made you unable to look anywhere else. Thank you for the darkness, Tim. It made the light brighter.
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Tim Curry as Legend's Lord of Darkness
ALT: Tim Curry as Legend's Lord of Darkness
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whenever we watch a movie or listen to a song, why does it feel like 'God' is speaking? Because any work of art comes from a collective (particularly the published or galleried kind), and the collective says what we all think but wouldn't otherwise say ourselves.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I saw Spiderman: Brand New Day, and I must say that the adversarial tactics of Jean Grey, played by Sadie Sink, was depicted in an outstanding way. The way her sister Sarah initially demonstrates the power to Jean had me thinking of a few 'dark empaths' I've encountered on the web, myself...
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nero practiced his fiddling while Rome burned. Me? I'm practicing my water-walking chicane turns while SUPing under the Key Bridge that connects Virginia with Washington D.C. It is, admittedly, a less modest description but a no less wiser way to move, I'd argue.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Recently, I've been thinking a lot about Luigi and insurance companies. Admittedly, I have a bit of an odd perspective on things, but I think I finally understand why insurance companies exist. Because as difficult as it is, asking an insurance company for help is easier than asking one's family.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Women with low self-esteem are easy to have sex with but are challenging to love. Why? Because there are only so many different ways a guy can answer, "Why do you love me?" with his body.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You know why people told You I was dangerous? Because I was, to them. How? Because my words reveal.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How are obstetricians and gynecologists NOT considered a racquet of professional gang-groomers? "Yes dear, now lie back, spread your legs and open yourself to my body and to my mind." *and don't forget to pay us for our judgments of you when we're done!
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Forget palm readings... Did you hear about sole readings? I'm the sole individual offering sole therapy right now — come, try some — it’s good for each and every sole.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
How would the movie Obsession have been different if the protagonist was a woman and the object of her wish were a man, and if it were still filmed as a horror movie?
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Petting women is whatever, but petting with a woman is a BIG responsibility.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Something about today and a KIA... 🤔 🍕 💜
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🕯 😶
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If all we do when we communicate is project ourselves into the world, then the wisdom of the ages is about aging itself. That is, a wise person describing reality is describing their own death, slowly, and wisdom is the accumulated description of the process by which the self disappears.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm still thinking about you.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What's the difference between pretending by one's self and pretending with others?
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Spongebob's Reality
ALT: Spongebob's Reality
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
One who listens to others becomes one who habituates others to talk, and this makes them important to others. One who speaks a lot becomes one who habituates others to listen less, and this makes them forgettable to others.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I saw the Odyssey. I can't say it was worth the trip to the theater. I preferred Ralph Fiennes version better, though the effects and music in this one were better. I kinda wish they played up the veteran PTSD elements & resolution more and that the trip encounters were more relatably expressed.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
gg España
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What's worse than loving wisdom? Being loved by wisdom. Take my word for it — it’s worse.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Let's clear the air, shall we?
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Zoolander Cough
ALT: Zoolander Cough
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The reason politics exist is to distract couples from thinking that the reason they got divorced is because of politics.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
While considering the number of people that I've debated on the Internet into quitting their philosophical & theological enquiries on the Internet, I wonder how my antics compare with Oscar Schindler. I mean - he was saving Jews from death. I've just been reducing server loads (e.g. hollow costs.)
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If either of one's parents are waiting for their child to do something before getting a divorce (like leaving for college), and the child does it, then (technically speaking) it's not wrong to say that the child was the cause of the divorce.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In reflecting on our last conversational encounter, I realize why my words were what you decided to critique, as the man who showed you fatherly love was a professional liar. As a professional truth-teller who **also** writes content 'off-the-clock', it makes perfect sense to me.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Uh-huh. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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The rise of blue-space therapy: how the sea is helping people deal with trauma, anxiety and addiction
‘Sea cures’ are not new but the idea that exposure to oceans, rivers and lakes can be medicine for the brain is gaining traction
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
[1/2] The difference between sharing intelligence and sharing wisdom: Intelligence is a cumulative product. Ergo, when one wants to share a piece of intelligence, it is often the most recent thing someone has learned because it depends on and builds from what is known.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The best way to be effective is to be affected by one's affections.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why does evil exist? Because it must. Without evil, there would be no evidence of free will. And without evidence of free will, how would the poor men of the world woo the pretty women? Seriously, without evidence of my free will, how do I woo the pretty women?
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is not a test: I am concerned about how broadcast text sounds when it is orated because: A) I am a actor. B) I'm a teacher. C) I study speech pathology. D) I dislike the sound of my own voice. E) it's a me thing. F) Someone I had a crush on once told me they liked my voice. G) Other.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Between the flybys from the jets and stealth bombers to the Colombian-flag colored fireworks, last night was certainly last night.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I was wondering... when you asked me to apologize to all women, were you imagining I was representing the Catholic Church at the time? Because that would make more sense to me, coming from you. The most neutral ground should be the safest. But neutral and safe aren't the same, are they?
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
T-30
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
3/3 - There are other varieties that have different effects on the Kryptonians and this is where I think the movie could have been meaningfully extended, especially if they included either a blue or white sun, which could've provided more opportunities for Jason Momoa's "low beau" to play out.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
2/3 - A green sun threatens to suffocate the life from Kara and that had me considering the effects that a rich or jealous "green son" would have in stealing all her shine. While the yellow sun ("yell ow, son!" 😅) downplays its own identity and restores Kara's strength and vision.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
1/3 - While watching Supergirl, I was considering the metaphors for each of the different effects the different color suns have on Kryptonians. Like, the red sun that neutralizes Kara had me thinking of a "read son" and how that kind of personality might dull Kara's edge (and cause her to drink.)
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I just saw Supergirl. It was good. 👍 Milly Alcock and Jason Momoa were both super believable in their roles. The CGI was a bit much at times, but incorporated well into the fight sequences. The music was punchy except for that cover of Jimmy Eat World's The Middle, which was beautifully used. 👌
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The paradox of choice is... The more choice one has, the more one *must* choose. The choicest life is the one that requires no choices.
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My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"It is not possible to produce a set of rules purporting to describe what a man should do in every conceivable set of circumstances." No ruleset is necessary if the only rule you follow prevents conceivable circumstances from requiring a ruler. Happy birthday, Alan Turing. 🎂
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