My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Now Playing: Dirty Paws by Of Monsters and Men Mood: 🥲 My observations from today: * 7 pieces of petroleum-based trash fished from out of the Potomac. * 2 dead fish were observed — one large catfish and 1 medium-sized carp. Both were freshly killed (pun intended?) * The birds seemed happy. 200
My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh, and it was kind of odd seeing so many women crewing, solo, and in formation. I'd prefer to see more SUPers in the future, but perhaps there's a benefit for these women to practice rhythmically pulling something towards them? 🤔 000
My Name Jeff @the-rapist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Running narrative: While contemplating that the worst I observed today was two dead fish and a literal handful of trash, and reflecting on how that compared with what I observed 25 years ago on the television, I noticed a woman walk by me and rub an imagined tear from below her sunglass-shaded eye. 100