The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily #purify my soul she said And reached for him Upon the bed His gaze fell silent on her form He shunned her touch His face forlorn The tears fell slowly down her cheek What crime is mine? She could not speak. His muted voice gave one last scream I boned your sister! She's a dream! 051
Reposted by The Pizza DudeBlue_Riverrrr @blueriverrrr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Please watch the trailer corporations don’t want you to see bsky.app/profile/mrsb... 031
Reposted by The Pizza DudeThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Censorship is alive and well in the American tech oligarchy. 🇺🇸 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig... 21432771380
Reposted by The Pizza DudeHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Denmark is trolling Trump. 28968992710
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily Kids, listen. Great Uncle Clyde led a rebellion in the colony. He refused hereditary title, he refused slavery, he refused blanket taxation, he gathered the people and stood against the rulers. They wrote poems and stories and songs about him - he was a man of great #renounce 061
Reposted by The Pizza DudeMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...youtube.comMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk 23858473958
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#AFLGF #Freo #Lions WHAT A GAME!!!!! Sad for the #dockers but they didn't "lose" - they were just behind when the siren went. . Impossible win by the #Lions ... I watched it and still have no idea how they did it. What a game! Congrats Lions. Chin up Dockers. My #blues will get you both next year 100
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily I can't write a story about #passion, he said You wrote passion on me this morning, she answered. It's not the same. Words aren't fingertips and lips and cocks and arms and legs and bodies and lust and desire and release and satisfaction.. Those are all words, she said 092
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily ..i wasn't going to do anything today but then @derickijohnson.bsky.social went hard so .. lets see what I can do.. - #embarked in darkness Reaching for help Swimming and drowning A river - or hell? Legs kick, arms thrash The beach awaits The landing missed Dear god.. oh well 061
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@doctorow.pluralistic.net I just listened to technopolitics. I can't begin to list the ways in which you're so catastrophically wrong... And it surprised me because normally I agree with you. .. regardless of this - keep it up. Can't be right all the time 😎 010
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily His emotions were in #conflict On the one hand he really wanted to put his penis inside her.. .. But on the other hand she didn't want that at all, not him, or his brother or even his best friend. . So he decided to vote republican and give her no say in it .. 142
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily Private detective Mike #Marvel looked over his case files. "Nothing here," he said. "Lets go to the pub." His assistant said, "Boss there's 3 kidnappings, 2 murders and a hot woman who wants her cheating husband tracked.." . He thought about it, looked again, and said, "So. Pub?" 061
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ladies and Germs - meet SHADOW! As in The Final Shadow - Death From Above!!! #budgie #pet #bird 000
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026#Superman was produced by a couple of Jewish guys named Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. His name is Kal-el ... Which translates roughly (*roughly!) as "The Voice of God" Kal = voice/sound .. El = god. As in El-ohim, El-shaddai.. Is-ra-El ... .. is this why #nazi #incels jizz over #batman..? 010
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Here's an Egret. Because #bird #venusbay #gippsland 020
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily He woke. She slept. He showered. She woke. She showered. She left. He dressed. He breathed. He woke the kids. He made breakfast. He packed lunches. He dressed the young'ns. He took them to school. He went to work. He wondered how long he could #sustain this phantasm of reality. 151
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily Yo folks is it #sustain #infancy or #commence today ..?! 130
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily Sensei called the apprentices into line. -What's he doing? Asked Dave, it was his first class. "Lining us up," said Steve. -Well, yeah.. but why..? "Shh!" Shushed Steve. Dave looked around. Steve stood still. "HAJIME!" Barked sensei. - ha jee what? " #COMMENCE!!" yelled Steve 060
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026..and in the evening of the 7th day, god said "crack a cold one and check this view out" .. #sunset #venusbay #promcountry #victoria 010
Reposted by The Pizza DudeMr. T @toruokada69.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you haven't seen it yet: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLDE...youtube.comJimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To SeeYouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live 1012038
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily I've got some dark #intuition about this case, boss. - "why is that?!" Because the side character always dies. - "what if I make you a partner?" That's worse! And I'm too old for this shit! 020
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily "What's a #palimpsest?" - books used to be written on parchment or animal hide. If you scrubbed off the original words, the new blank page was called a palimpsest. "Ahh .. so if we scrub off this dead guys fingerprints.. he's a palimpsest..?" - No. 030
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026#vss365 #vssdaily #elixir Have this, it's an elixir .wait .. - who licks her?! No. E. Lixir. Heard you the first time. Who is he and why is he licking her?? It's a DRINK. ...if he does it right, I'm sure it is.. 030
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 02/07/2026#vss365 #vssdaily Your annual performance #appraisal leaves a number of behaviours to be addressed.. - such as? Well for a start you don't use the client's name enough.. - Have you used my name yet? That's not the point - who has the sales record for the past 6 months? Uhhh. you do.. - so fuck off 040
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 01/07/2026#vss365 #vssdaily The #apprehension slowly fades The fear dissolves of the warm embrace. Been here before, and I'm here again A gun. A knife. Some pills. And then? What "then"? Do it all again tomorrow?! Or sleep forever. Good night. Good morrow. 061
Reposted by The Pizza DudeLoriPica 💙 @loripica.bsky.social · 26/06/2026They are ALL Corrupt!!!😡 589149414825
Reposted by The Pizza DudeMark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You notice that the criminal-in-charge who sues everyone for everything is drop dead quiet about this. Says a lot. 5482355611567
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I promise you. If an Australian CAPTAIN said this kind of self pitying oh poor baby me rubbish ... He wouldn't even get a state game as 12th man. #engvnz #ukcb #cricket www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/frus...foxsports.com.auAlarm bells ring over Stokes answer as ‘frustrated’ England star breaks silence on nightclub sagaAlarm bells ring over Stokes answer as ‘frustrated’ England star breaks silence on nightclub saga 010
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 23/06/2026#vss365 #vssdaily He stared at his screen as he did every day for years. He composed an intentionally complex, frankly condescending, email to his investors obfuscating today's price drop hoping they didn't sell before he cashed out. Bitcoin's price continued to #lurch towards its true value ($0). 121
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 19/06/2026AUS vs people who can't spell a-u-s .. tonight/today/tomorrow ... whatever He's Fat! He's Old! He likes them 12 years old! Donald trump.. donald truuumpp... 000
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026#vssdaily #vss365 Fuckyoutamir Cuntputin #clenches his teeth as he forgets where empires go to die.. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06...abc.net.auZelenskyy says 'Moscow will burn' if Russian strikes continueScores of drones targeted Moscow overnight in what was Ukraine's largest attack on the Russian capital. 010
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 12/06/2026#Vss365 #vaadaily Ist es verboten! . I'm not going boating Nein! Verboten!!! Nine boats? I can't even drive one! Verboten! Ver. Boten! Ok I promise not to drive one or nine boats. ever. Dumbkopf! Ist es verboten!!! No idea what you're saying. Can I finish my cigarette and go? Smoking is #forbidden! 060
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 27/05/2026At my house - I had a family of 7 routinely eating from my hand and the more adventurous ones would walk in the door to see what's what. . At my shop I had a full family at the back door and another full family at the front door. But in between? ONE rogue arsehole that dive bombed me constantly.share.googleA magpie can recognise you – and four other fun facts about Australia’s most often-spotted birdThe feathered friend was recorded in half of the 153,000 surveys in BirdLife Australia’s Aussie Bird Count 100
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Hahaha! Ahhh hahaha!!! I love it! "Can LLMs = X? .. the answer is a clear no" .. Keep building data centres ..! keep buying nvidia chips ..! always remember Underpants + ? = Profit. 000
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 24/05/2026This \/ \/ And any twat who says "raw milk +good" because a mate of my mum's grandma had a cow blah blah - just tell them to replace the word "milk" with "pork" or "chicken". 010
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 22/05/2026#vss365 #vssdaily Egyptian Comic - ...any Canaanites in the house? Hiyoo! Anyhoo, what do you call a disciple of Teth? A #THETHER!! Audience - . Comic - ehhh? Huuuh? #Tetherrrr .. this thing on? Check. Test. Testes one, teo.. Remaining audient - *silently walks out* 061
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 21/05/2026#vss365 #vssdaily The blue grey smoke from both barrels of the shotgun rose in slow languid curls and #lingered under his nose. While the top of his head and the contents of his skull exploded rapidly and splattered against the wall before falling in thick wet chunks on the floor. 061
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Once upon a time there was a movie called The Mandalorian and Grogu, and it made incels BIG MAD .. good. and they prayed to the Great God MEME! and everyone continued to give no fucks, which they should be used to by now. 000
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Once the sniveling poodle dog putin is beaten back to his hole .. the world owes Ukraine and Zelinskyi a great debt. Get up em hard! Slava Ukraini 000
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 20/05/2026#vss365 #vssdaily A 5-7-5 #haiku for today .. Your #betrayal was Not unanticipated I just never cared 060
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 20/05/2026ALL of the #Epstein survivors should ai some videos of them being maced by a cop on Jan 6 & finally get some payback. 000
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I think I'm about to become "that guy" and #intentionally search out hot female *cough* "influencer" accounts and blanket-follow all of them because THAT might overload the inexplicable number of gay/bear thirst traps this fucking app keeps feeding me ... #vss365 140
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 17/05/2026#vss365 #vssdaily When sun sets on a reddened sky The #luminous star that greets your eye Is Venus. A planet. And when dawn breaks with a golden glow The star that raises the sun below Is Venus. A planet. 080
Reposted by The Pizza DudeMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 16/05/2026You're entitled to your own opinion. You're NOT entitled to your own facts. #BelieveTheScience What he said 💯 👇 👇 👇 594249446703
The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social · 16/05/2026#vss365 #vssdaily In apologies to Dorothea McKellar I love my sunburnt country The wild #barren lands for me Her beauty and her splendour ... you cunts will never see .. Hahaha! 052
Reposted by The Pizza DudeSilvie @silvie13.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Imagine what f47 covered/covers up for his “ boys”… 143
Reposted by The Pizza Dude@debbie156 @debbie156.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Do not stop talking about what these animals did to these children. The President of the United States and his friends belong in prison. #EpsteinFiles #ProudBlue #OneV1 #Pinks 9415451066
