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The Ice Lord

@the-ice-lord.bsky.social
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Head of the Wizard University of Gelaria, tweets are my own, he/him. modrinth.com/user/_Ice_Lord_

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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 8h
Convenience.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Living conditions so bad Nancy took her spaceship and left
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having villagers is like having toddlers who can open doors and are constantly looking for the most efficient way to kill themselves.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best Ice Lord faces are drawn with no reference.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This thread saved me because I just lost every single Ice Lord related thing I have ever made because they were all in the internal storage of the phone.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Traditional drawing of Ice Lord as a bunny, with his arms crossed and an angry expression, or maybe his face is just like that.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Better quality photo of traditional drawing of ice lord holding a bundle wearing a shirt that says "I love bundles" with a heart emoji in a minecraft bundle collaged digitally onto the shirt, this time distorted in perspective to look like it is actually on the shirt
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now what on Earth is a Thursday? What happened to calling the week days by normal names? Like Leg day.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In pursuit of stronger specialisation and brand recognisability we will be rebranding Sweden as a dessert and biscuits company named Sweetden.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tech mods will get you going through 20 layers of recipes to make something called Thermoplastic Polyurethane.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Minecraft YouTube comment sections will get you reading things like The extent of specialization is disctated by the horizon of cooperation.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I drew something but this is the best the laptop camera can do and Gimp can't deform objects in perspective, so pretend the bundle and heart on the shirt is following the terrain of the body.
Horrendously blurry, dark and grainy photo of a drawing of Ice Lord holding a bundle and wearing a shirt saying "I love bundles" with a heart emoji in a minecraft bundle that have been digitally pasted onto the photo.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Have the #Minecraft community already invented a darkvision resourcepack that isn't 𝙁𝙐𝙇𝙇bright? I want to still be able to distinguish dark areas from lit areas, I want the dark areas to be slightly darker than the maximum brightness. There has to be an in-between between vanilla and fullbright.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A warhammer? That's last season!
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gelaria is the number 1 producer of superconductors and supercomputers for another consecutive cycle.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They dragged me into a "beach episode" and asked me to spread a gross paste over their skin. They said it was to protect them from the sun. Of course I said "Pathetic! We have magic!". I thought they would appreciate a stormy sky. I solved the problem! None of them ever explained what I did wrong.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I bring heartbreaking news. I will no longer be able to grace you all with pictures of my amazing body. For my orb has fallen in a vat of molten ice while we were performing hydrolysis and ceased function.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The other wizards in the council of magic called me "bara bait".
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𓂀 𝐵𝑜𝒷 𝐼𝓃 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓀𝓎 @rjwl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
practicing for my upcoming launch as a quora superstar
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wish to say I don't judge anyone's workout form and execution. But I'd be lying, I judge everyone.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you have cats with you, traders have to give you discounts, it's a rule.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The modpack I submitted months ago got rejected by Modrinth because I don't have the license permission to include a mod THAT I MADE specifically for the modpack called "Ice Lord modpack supplements" whose icon is my profile picture.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Undead people will live in dungeons and castles with no air circulation whatsoever and expect you to visit.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ðe newest ınternet trend among ðe youþ is to ınvaꝺe ðe homes of gorgons ın orꝺer to "get stoneꝺ".
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Drywall is inferior building material of antiquated nation. In Gelaria, all walls are made of purest, finest ices.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Enchanted Forest dating simulator.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am watching "Monster High" and getting impatient whenever Abbey Bominable is not on screen.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So what if sun is dimming? Sounds great! Didn't you have global warming problem? I not see issue. We have dimming sun and nothing tragic ever happen. Is ever more comfortable if anything. Hold just minute, my apprentice Regulus is calling. Yes? What you mean Nitrogen became part of Oxygen river?
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is perfect movie, I love it.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have put the quality to 720p and I still can only watch 1 minute at a time because it will buffer only that amount and refuse to buffer further. I am convinced this hellsite was put together by a paid streaming cult to make us annoyed by pirated movies.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have found a place. It haþ been cursed by the loading circle wizard.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In Gelaria the spelling is Bites, not Bytes. This is because the internet is transmitted via seals. For every bite of information, the seal bites the cable once.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 13/07/2026
All good things must come to an end. Bad things, though? Eternal.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Found a new piece of κινηματογραφy which I may display interest in experiencing named "Project Hδil Mδry". Am open to aid on attaining it wiþ no involvement of monetary transactions.
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
fluffy frosty Frostbite for @gruvu.bsky.social #artfight
bold illustration of a fluffy winter themed spiderman original character leaping into the air with a simple snowy metropolis background
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leonard @wewardwhimsy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
if you're interested in me or my art, you should check out my patreon! i've been working on posting lots of cool stuff there. paying members have a lot of access to lore and extra content from me, but everyone can see my art! www.patreon.com/c/wewardwhimsy
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The time frozen doesn't count 😡
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redsolver @redsolver.dev · 10/03/2026
Let's get straight to the point: Renting servers for hosting all 75k+ SkyFeed feeds for millions of users daily costs me ~1094 EUR/month SkyFeed is 100% free, so the only income is my GitHub Sponsors (github.com/redsolver) with ~191 EUR/month The math does not quite work out here.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Þıs aᵹaın?
Ice Lord Minecraft avatar
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I had to connect circuitry to a floating island today and was excited to use portals, but it was one of those fake floating islands that are still connected to the ground in the fourth dimension so they just had us go around it.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I was writing a post and Bluesky randomly closed. I was speaking and it shut the door at me. A man of power like me? Interrupted? I am teleporting to wherever the owner is immediately to talk about tihs.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sunsꝺæȝ Moonsꝺæȝ Tıwsꝺæȝ Wœꝺnesꝺæȝ Þunꝺersꝺæȝ Frıȝsꝺæȝ Saturnsꝺæȝ
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I was playing #Botania and the boss rage quit. He rage quit mid fight and left me prizeless. I wish I was making this up.
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I have a new drawing idea, you may expect a new drawing within the next 3 and a half months.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 05/06/2026
BUT ALL MY VASSALS AND THRALLS HAVE INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS DONT GET IT TWISTED. IM A COOL BOSS I PROMISE
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The Ice Lord @the-ice-lord.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wild exaggeration? These are domestic exaggerations, our people have domesticated them 135 million years ago on the feet of Tosjfjælet.
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