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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
meeghin. we need your dexterous fingers meeghin. meeghin? meeghin alternatively, the way ponys utterly struggle to pronounce Molly's name upon hearing. muh. moll-eee. m--mawl--l-ee.....
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I noticed and appreciated a while back how Scootertrix's casting for the mlp abridged videos are very on-point, but it thrills me that Shady is exactly as pathetic and whinging in the original show in the original fashion. why the hell haven't they reused her. she's so much fun
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shady from Gen1 mlp sucks so much. She's the best. She's the best to ever do it. i want to be her friend she'd be so annoying to hang out with. I only wish the best for her. she's so whiny and irritating and she deserves the world. she so goddamn negative. she's such a downer. I love her
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's not fair. It's It's not fair. He never visits ME in my dreams. It's... it's not fair...
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
aslume is still funny if your soul is pure and you still have hope buried somewhere deep under the cholesterol-caked recesses of your heart
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Microdosing jonkling by overdosing tictacs
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dragonforce but the songs all take place in walkable cities: PRISTINE AIR PRISTINE LIVES ON THE SHORT NAVIGABLE ROADS THROUGH THE WALKABLE BUILDINGS SO VERY CLOSE TO OUR HOME
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i drew this in 2024 and I'm not sure why
Blaze the Cat stands like a lost child in the middle of walmart. Sonic stares back at her with a smirking, toothy, open-mouthed smile, looking a bit like if someone sculpted him perfectly in clay. And then someone else punched the sculpture in irrational anger and tried, in vain, to fix it afterward.

"no pockets, huh bitch? i mean blaze? sorry" he says, with his hands in his pockets. Blaze is crying, with a weak and pathetic look on her face, teeth gritted, ponytail stubby and stupid. what? yeah Sonic's hands are in his pockets. what
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Is this anything" it's nothing. I don't know you. There is nothing to know at all
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it is, and they're clipping them. like declawing cats. it's horrible
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hear they've been phasing out ahoges. They've been trimming off all the beautiful little women and men's ahoges. You can't do anything in this country anymore. you can't even ratatouille people by their ahoge anymore. because of Woke
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have an answer to the second question that has been in my drafts as a comic script for several months but I never got around to drawing it. but to answer your first question: it's for aesthetics. he likes being a big stupid-looking toy that shouldn't exist
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I came up with "Crinkle Cut French Fry Fuck" a while back but didn't know what to do with the phrase
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Say that shit again." utters Victor, a tall blue robot-toy-bird-man, leering over his shoulder. His eyes are colored a particular cyan. He has an AUX port on his back, because he's an MP3 player.

"You heard me." retorts Vance, a short robot-toy-dog-man, resting his arm on a couch, glaring up at Victor with particularly green eyes.

"Say it one more time." presses Victor.

"You" starts Vance, gazing up between his cream-colored bangs, hanging low from under the beanie he's wearing,
"Crinkle-Cut French Fry-Fuck."

Victor holds still, saying nothing. He's holding some fries. Both are silent.

"
"Say it again." he presses further, gaze impossible to place. He's drawn with low detail here, though his beak seems to be parting to form a smile.

"You Crinkle. Cut. French-Fry-Fuck." spits Vance, off-screen. Victor begins to giggle,
"hehe
"Hehehahaha again again again!!!" cheers Victor, laughing heartily.

"Crinkle CUT french fry FUCK" repeats Vance, grinning wickedly in satisfaction over making his boyfriend laugh.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It takes great self-control and respect for life to do the right thing and protect everyone else by crushing sonic the hedgehog's skull like a grape for saying something corny
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
then he'd eat the bloody remains (because grape)
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Knuckles heard Sonic say "Sonic's the name, Speed's my game!" he'd crush Sonic's head like a grape
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can acknowledge that. He is baby First though
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
goku and him will have a playdate at his house and eat lots of yummy foods and megasatan will mind his own damb bidness
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that sounds like the rationalization final bosses use to harass this poor little boy. kirby absolutely lets it bother him. that's how he takes down the monsters. he wants to nap and eat food and obliterates anything that gets in the way of that. let the little boy nap
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that little boy should be having a nap and do playtimes with his friend waddle bandanadoodee
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
STOP powerscaling kirby he's just a little boy. he's just a boy. the world is so big and he's just a little boy. leave him alone
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was hoping You would like him in particular, hehehehehehe
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you can pass by and just go "hey I'm gonna go on my 15, can I just grab you and use you as a stim toy for a bit" and he'd nod and professionally be like "Sure, let me just wrap up this call."
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
random design that came to me all of a sudden and made me immediately try to capture it before it faded. I like him already but also don't know what to do with him. He worked in sales before doing more back-office and warehouse stuff. You can use him as a stim toy on your 15 if he's not busy
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
office toybold guy who went to furry conventions in the 80s-90s when he was human
Derrick, a blue plastic robotic toy-kobold (lizard dragon critter made of plastic), also referred to as a "Toybold", with black horns and brown plastic molded-hair stands with a mug in hand and a yellow wind-up key in his back. His jaw is spiked with pointed chin-horchin-horns, but slender overall, as kobold jaws usually are. His claws are colored black.

He has a teal collared shirt on with a magenta tie, and a yellow earring. He's shown twice, once with khaki pants and another with black pants. His sleeves are rolled up, and he's sporting a watch on his wrist with spiked scales on his forearms. His tail is segmented, and he's got brown open-toed brown shoes with open heels for his back-claws. His pants are held up with a brown belt with a gold buckle. The toybold also has black horns, with black-tipped light blue ears.

He's also got glasses on, teal-colored "whites" of his eyes with black, roundish slitted-ish pupils. He almost looks like a dork but he's fairly professional-looking overall. As a human he used to go to furry conventions in the 80s and 90s. Grown-ass man.

In the middle, you can see different forms he can take on, including a staple remover, a pen, and a copy machine.

Text in this image reads:
Derrick the Office Toybold
Administrative Assistant
(and volunteer stim toy for bored coworkers on break)
Takes inbound calls and replaces any faulty office equipment
wasn't always a toybold. doesn't elaborate on past life

5" or 4'9"
(or 8' if you ask nicely)

Khaki Pants for Casual

Black Pants for Style
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Nessie (comms closed) @nessiefynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
snake maid #furryart
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
An older, alternate universe version of Tikal the Echidna, with black-colored clothing and teeth, red and yellow eyes, and claws, leaps forward while reaching an arm out towards the viewer, glaring at them over her shoulder as all of her face is cloaked in black shadow save for a single visible eye, tinged with a cyan highlight.
She asks, "Are you ready?"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
she gets around, and gets people around
Three panels depict a hand rising from a portal, Tikal the Echidna emerging further from it, and finally Tikal mostly exiting the portal, scratching the back of her head while looking down at the viewer with a wry, toothy smile. She's staring with round, circular irises with pupils like pinholes.

Her text reads:
"Tell me.
"What is your favorite means of travel?
"Car? Train? Plane? Portals? No, no. Quite inefficient.
"Let's try throwing."
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
An older, black-clothed version of Tikal places a clawed hand on Amy Rose's shoulder, who is licking a strawberry popsicle. Tikal has a sharp-toothed grin, and sharp, determined eyes with furrowed brows, looking down at Amy, who has her eyes closed with a smile.

Tikal says, "Remember, Miss Rose. You must persuade them. Eye-contact, smile, and a firm handshake.
"There are many ways to communicate, but if all else fails, I will persuade them for you."

Amy replies, "Okeh!!"

In another panel, Amy is smiling strangely and looking at the viewer, presumably the hiring manager, with strange, wide-eyes, while very, very firmly grasping their hand. Tikal, cloaked in shadow with deranged glowing eyes, energy bleeding through them out of cracks in her widely, darkly grinning face.

Amy: "Hello! I'm--"
Hiring manager, off-screen: "It's y-yours."
Amy: "Haha okay!! wow"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Robot who accidentally used Thread Locker instead of Lubricant: well this is. Haha, Well,
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Shadow the Hedgehog stands with a somewhat dramatic pose, looking at the viewer with his hands clenched into fists. He scolds, 
"That's a really rude and inconsiderate thing to do. What's wrong with you?
"That was really mean. You shouldn't do things like that."
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Shadow the Hedgehog, posing with a wide stance and showing you his card unamusedly, which simply reads: "BE NICE 2 ME"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wanna make a story/game that is told exclusively through varyingly good-to-bad faith video essays/plot summaries done by youtubers who all have differing interpretations of the text. The only semi-accurate take comes from one of those Ending Explained channels because it just summarizes the plot
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yea well put! that's along the lines of what I'd say if I felt like Words but i did not feel like Words, thank you for feeling like words for me
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
legit forgot I made Snorp the YCH earlier. how could i forget Snorp so soon... she's Snorp! You know her. I'm so sorry, Snorp
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
alternatively, wishing it didn't have to essentially die just to be happy, you refuse to define its backstory for it. it then gains a backstory via its real-life interactions with you, slowly. it grows old with you, and you both die, now content
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
reverse-YCH SCP where a sentient Vaguely-Fox-Shaped-YCH retcons itself into various pics you made because it just wanted to be included. if you give it a backstory and draw it on-purpose and add details to it, it turns into Your Character and becomes placated, losing its sentience but now content
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chapter 6 and 7 owe me several nightmare fetuses. with interest. clock's ticking
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
EVERYTHING leading up to deltarune was hyping up the Darkness angle and everything being more grim. yet deltarune has been fairly steady in its tone. and then you get a nightmare fetus and it's like "welcome home Horrors, I missed you" and then Chapter 5 is mostly Normal again. where are my fetuses
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hearing SPAWN for the first time got me happy and irritated because that kind of thing was what I was waiting literal years to see in deltarune. You can't give me Amalgam in Undertale and say "oooh the next game is gonna be SPOOKY" but we gotta wait years to get a proper Nightmare Fetus? outraged
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot" batman confirmed to be the kinda guy who suddenly goes "BOO" at you and makes fun of you for flinching
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guy who is Fine with queer couples but is borderline obsessive of one person Wearing The Pants of the relationship. gets distressed when told both parties only have dresses. rushes to the store to get some jeans. has a panic attack over it. someone needs to wear the pants. they gotta wear the pants
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Jelly @jellyjampudding.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another page of (mostly) cats with big shiny noses
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Believer but he keeps counting: Forty-Eighth's things Forty-Eighth
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Knuckles the Echidna, posing strongly with buff arms like Boom Knuckles, glaring up with a sly, wide smile. Text above and below him reads,
"HOW I BE
"ETIGN DINER"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Closeup of Jack Thundervolt, a sentient human-sized action figure of an anthropomorphic dragon. He's Buff. He's Shapely. He's staring seriously off into space. Also very teal. He's got slick black hair, blue "jeans" (painted onto his body), and a black tank top with cool subtle blue highlights. In my opinion, anyway. He also has segmented joints and is made of plastic. Because he's an action figureFull uncropped collage of Jack, featuring a fullbody of the previous picture, along with two headshots of him. In one he's making a stern glare with a smirk, saying, "Catcher in the Rye? Ch'yeah. More like. Catch this Die. I'll kill you"

In the other headshot, he's giving a friendly, open-mouthed smile at something. More approachable, aside from the visibly sharp, triangular teeth.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank you! Jack is a member of my Merch Mimic species, a bunch of sentient, sometimes human-sized, sometimes not, Toy-folk. Usually anthros. They have powers but mostly just get up to silly stuff when hiding from human eyes. Vance, the dog guy in the comic here, used to be a human but isn't anymore.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know what they say
Jack Thundervolt, a buff, teal, toy-dragon guy in a leather jacket and sick, slicked-back black mullet of plastic toy-hair, drives a car. He smirks, eyes narrowed and focused on the road.
"You know,
"Heh.
"They say,
"'When Life gives ya Lemons, make Lemonade.'"

Vance, a scruffy twink toy-dog guy in a white, pointed beanie, stares back at Jack with concern from the passenger's seat.

"--
"
"yeah ?" Vance asks, warily.

Jack is silent, staring majestically at the road with his flowing mane and chiseled jaw. A handsome dragon indeed.

He looks over in Vance's direction, smiling with a grimace,
"but when Life
gives ya
"Meatballs....."
"Heheh.

"Hahahah."

Jack laughs off-screen, while Vance can only stare back, failing to reply as his speech bubble simply reads,

",,,--"

Jack begins to laugh hysterically and boobily, his open-chested jacket showing off his pecs and cleavage like he's some kind of man-freak. He stares wildly, beyond the road, beyond his destination, and laughs maniacally, showing off the sharp teeth bared from his mechanical jaws.
"haHehehHEHAHAHAHAHAHA" he cackles, speech bubble getting cut-off the side of the screen. Vance is staring back at him in the corner of the panel, scared for his life.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't draw her often, hence most of these just being previous commissions of here. zevifa paid me to draw most of these. thank you for having good taste zev. i'm sorry i don't draw her on a whim more often
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