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The Great Beast

@the-great-beast.bsky.social
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The Great Beast of the Apocalypse (retired). Before we go any further, I have a top-line policy: any and all actions taken against Nazis **including those that lead to their injury or death** are ethically correct and morally desirable. Fight me.

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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 4h
Happiness hour in the potager garden. #potager #genteel #whisky #pipe
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 4h
Hey, America: Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber. You have nothing to offer that you haven't stolen. We have nothing to offer you but our contempt. Enjoy your new position in the world. #elbowsup #canada
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Skeptical Orange is skeptical. #cats
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pirates on False Creek. Be alert! #Vancouver #falsecreek #granvilleisland
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Congratulations on getting exactly the country your citizens voted for, America. Tired of winning yet?
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nailed it.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The haematoma on my heel actually started as a blow to my leg just below the knee. A week later my shin still aches.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's my emotional support iced coffee, sir.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The worst thing in the world is to be happy in your little bubble, going along, and then suddenly finding out monsters are not only real, they're standing right there beside you, masquerading as humans.
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Arianeh Sajadi, Esq. @arianehsajadi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Correct.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have people from N Carolina today and they're crypto-racist right wing fuckbags. He's ex military and she's a banker and they complained about immigrants and welfare mom's and they're worried about 'Trump losing the midterms'. JFC, the stupid is exponential.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No resemblance. . .
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Breneke @breneke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day! Read a book to a child if there's one in your life, or just make someone happy. It's what Dolly would want you to do! 💗
Black and white photo of a young Dolly Parton
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Expect more of the same. If you think this is Canada just being mean, you are as dumb as a post. We plan on ruining your worthless shithole country--and the rest of the world is along for the ride. "We'll invade you!" Yeah, we're planning for that too. It's on, assholes.
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Canada's boycott forces the sale of a California winery
As California's wine industry struggles, a family-owned vineyard spanning 3,500 acres is for sale after its exports to Canada dropped 35% in a year.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
America will straight up murder you. They don't need a reason. They don't need an excuse. They just need an opportunity. #landofthefree #maga #trump #fascist
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, shit.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
America did turn into a rogue nation just this minute. Trump did not shape 100 years of American policy. America has always been an exceptionalist authoritarian tyrannical threat to the world. This is just the bones being shown. No more America, thank-you: we are done.
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Daniel and Kelly's Extraordinary Universe @dandkuniverse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An Extraordinary asked if animals ever make mistakes, and @weinersmith.bsky.social knew just who to ask! On today's show we chat with Kelly's PhD advisor, Dr. Andy Sih, about what animals know, how that use that information, and whether or not they make "mistakes". www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
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Arabella @arabellaspireship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't care who you are: genocide defines you as the worst of humanity. Nuremberg and the Spandau Ballet for Israeli leaders
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First day as an upright bipedal organism. Needs work.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I drive by the Port of Vancouver 10 or sometimes 20 times a week. Our bulk port ships out over ten million metric tonnes per year. But America can go suck on a dog's cock, they can't have any more. Now look up who controls the most sulfur (necessary for So Many Things) production in the world.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Americans, just a heads-up.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Crostini, featuring homemade baguette, garden tomatoes and basil, crisped duck prosciutto, and pecorino cheese. #snacks #happyhour #tomatoes #garden
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looks like I picked the wrong century to quit sniffing glue.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@darcyjamesargue.com heard a piece by Lizée at the symphony last night, Zeiss After Dark. I'm lowbrow, so normally I really need a melody, but this was revelatory--I'm sure you're familiar with her work, but wanted to check because damn, son: amazeballs.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i pledge my sword to the politician who just says: let’s leave trans people alone, i don’t know or care what a hasan piker is, and i condemn the genocide in gaza. stop hiring consultants that make you say weird stuff that nobody likes.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yep
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Until this week I had no opinion on Ed Sheeran. Now I have several.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026
I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember in Germany when nice young girls used to lure Nazis into the woods with promises of smooches, then chop them up with axes? HA HA HA HA, BRING IT LADIES! I SALUTE YOU!
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Giant piss baby
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only possible answer to this is yes, he would.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Front page of FT? Seems about right.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Salad season. #garden #vegetables #tomatoes
SaladMulticolored tomatoes sliced on a plate
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Welcome to the Enshittocene.
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sam @samthielman.com · 17/09/2026
“Full of shit and extremely confident about it” seems to be a real recipe for success these days
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Orthogonal /// Collapse @orthogonal-is-me.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump's actions are indistinguishable from a misanthropic zealot whose goal is total annihilation of the human species via the means of control afforded to the American presidential office.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
WE HAVE ALWAY BEEN AT WAR WITH OCANADIA
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pepper harvest at Casa Beast. #garden
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do not comply in advance. 'Authority' requires a skeptical eye and a willingness to hold it accountable, not respect.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Romato harvest at Casa Beast #garden
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck your shit-ass banks America. Also, eat a dick you stupid MAGA fuckbags. We'll bank how we want. You go bankrupt as you want. #sickofamerica #trump #deathtotheusa
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
May I have your attention, please. This headgear (when used by fascist thugs and Nazis) should not be referred to as a 'balaclava'. Going forward please refer to it by its proper name, Dipshit Burka. Thank-you for your attention to this matter.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The USA is finished as a nation. Not only will MAGA vote for this man, the party in power strongly supports him and his views. Do Americans even understand just how much the world loathes them and their shithole country? #usa #speakerjohnson #shithole #maga
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m aware this is an grumpy old man in a rocking chair chewing on a corncob pipe kind of opinion, but the teenagers don’t form terrible garage bands like they used to. And it’s because of those damn phones.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 13/09/2026
Q: Why do Republican men cry during sex? A: The pepper spray.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I listened to this episode just the other day and it's *really* interesting. This is a really great podcast.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's an action America can't walk back. Canada is done with you. The world is done with you. There is no enemy like a friend betrayed. And you betrayed us so horribly.
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The Great Beast @the-great-beast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Clownstick von Shitzenpants
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