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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

But none of it is true BWAHAHAHA.

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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of Wülferhampton 📎 @thomasashman64.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My Daily Count Binface appreciation post MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT GOOD LUCK TO COUNT BINFACE

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

DO NOT RING. Mothers will use us as punchbags.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Popcorn, IMHO, is made of polystyrene and should be banned. Or used to make cushions for the seats.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

There’s that thing about the swishing metal on metal sound of swords being removed from scabbards. Except scabbards weren’t made of metal.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

POV: It was quite good It could have been better

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

All yn all, anothir Data center installed

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This might be a subtle way of persuading Mahmood to calm the fuck down.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Didn’t they appoint some other woman to this job about 6 months ago, and then announce they were dismantling the whole thing? What happened?

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Can we have Glam Rock and the Double Deckers?

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Oh that is bad. I’ve gone off the movie now.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I do not care what your friend thinks.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Did I claim the Mexicans had done it?

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I didn’t post it at you. I posted it at anyone who cares. This is a public forum.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Nobody cares if you care or not.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Yeah but have you seen this?

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I thought they had data protection laws and stuff tho.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Please don’t call them the D word.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Obviously this is their commentary on the Met Gala.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I don’t know how to educate people. I do know that it’s only possible to hate an entire group of people if you can picture them as a homogeneous, amorphous mass. If you can get to know them as individuals the hate spell can be broken.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

It’s about fear. Fear is not rational and does not respond to rational arguments. The fear may be confected, it may be irrational, but it’s an emotion and a belief system and not amenable to sensible persuasion.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I seem to remember not long ago much wailing and gnashing of teeth that the world population was growing out of control and we would all starve in a Malthusian way. But what they mean is, there’s a right colour of baby, and a wrong colour.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Basically, Normans. So I Do Not Like.

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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Today is the the day we celebrate George, our Patron Saint. It’s traditional to hang Tommy Robinson from a lamppost, go Farage spotting in Clacton and pick the ReformUK candidates out of a police lineup 👍

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Somersetchris @somersetchris.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I wonder if this will be mentioned by #BBCLaurak when she has her one hour long attack of Starmer this morning?

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Probably the Swivel Eyed Loons. That was before the lead singer’s overdose.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

The support act was British System.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I note that Hungary was pretty much a two horse race. The UK is not, which makes things far more complicated.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I don’t know why they try to make things more difficult than they need to be!

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Poached eggs are easy without vinegar, vortex-swirling or any other fancy techniques. Just poach them in relatively shallow water, about 4-5 cm deep, at a good almost-boiling simmer.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I must be alive because this is SO not Valhalla.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Some days I’m not quite sure.

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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and crags, When all at once I saw a crowd, A host, of shite St George's flags; Beside the Greggs, up by the Spar, I wonder just who these wankers are.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Always room for some Nutty Dainties.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

We’ve got this wrong. We’re having leftover cottage pie from yesterday. However, other half may be persuaded to make rhubarb crumble and we do have a large chocolate egg.

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The Danelaw @the-danelaw.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I trust you are remaining well and happy!

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