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@chrisferret.bsky.social
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Grasping Life In The Chaos of Humanity. Slave to the algorithms Ninja Warrior (Air-fryer Squadron) “Wulferhampton” is only a state of mind

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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even Grok refuses to play ball with racists who can’t accept facts 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just as you think this daft c**t can’t get any c**tier 👇
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White House hires its first “Sluggard-Waker”
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why not throw Danny Tommo’s English Patriots into the mix. It’s just as plausible at this point 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The words that immediately spring to mind are “stay in your lane” 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is he or isn’t he 🤔 It’s the hope that kills 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d call for one to be declared wherever this idiot appears 👇
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A bad workman always blames his tools 🤷‍♂️ Maybe leave the cooking to nanny next time 🤔
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sure she’s referring to Danny. Then again, it’s Isobel so maybe not 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Basingstoke Police Station is a strange meeting place for the Monthly Gimp Party 🤷‍♂️😳
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A nice blend of exposing c**ts whilst also exposing himself as a complete c**t 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If only Adam’s father had ejected safely in 1979 🥺
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think ICE may have claimed another migrant 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Article 10 of the ECHR: Guarantees freedom of expression, including information or ideas that "offend, shock or disturb." Unfortunately, the Bollox he spouts is treated as free speech by default. He could cite that as a defence but apparently we need to leave the EHCR🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I must admit, i understand we’re Suella us coming from. I don’t like admitting to being English these days 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here’s Clive. He’s cancelled a membership he never had. He’s spoken with someone from the RNLI in a phone call he never made. He says he’s gutted. He should be, just not in the way he means.
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I believe Dickie when he talks about faux journalists. He should know, he lives with one after all 👍
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He shows all of his faces and every one of them is ugly.
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re back 👇🤬
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@wulfhelm.bsky.social long lost cousin 👍
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pandering to his pig ignorant moronic voter base again 🤔 Peddling half-truths in a totally dishonest way 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A bit of Fash on Fash action to brighten up the weekend 😜
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So true 👍👇
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🚨Heads up ladies. He’s posting dick pics again 🚨
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seems Reform and the Far-right have Stopped the Boats
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just nipping out to see if Hell has frozen over as Q O’Nan appears to have got something right 😳
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PADDINGTON, it’s Paddington 🧸
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I didn’t know that. I don’t give a crap either 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Florence of Arabia is stoking up more decisive racist Bollox from her home in (checks notes) Dubai
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every time I listen to Dickie I think of Lily Allen. Particularly: “It's Not Me, It's You” Track 8
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Patriot platform will be in Piddington to air their dirty laundry any day now.
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mike will give you a £500 discount if you point out he’s the f’kin idiot 👍
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tommo and his far-right ghouls have arrived on X to make their usual obscene insinuations about a grieving family
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It costs nothing to block his e-mail address and that protects women too🤷‍♂️👍
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Florence of Arabia thinks people who have made more money than they know what to do with don’t want more 😳
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why indeed 🤢
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There’s gullible twats and then there’s Ben 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not sure Ben thought that reply through . Unless he was accepting the challenge 🤔👇
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Guide to fascist protests 1. Light the fuse 2. Retire to a safe distance 3. Repeat the mantra “wasn’t me mate”
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I could be wrong but it’s probably because they’re too busy piecing together what happened and not pandering to race baiting twats like you Lembit.
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here’s Danny reflecting on his Wrong Move whilst searching Right Move for his mom’s new bungalow
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nothing says “Nazi” like a Hugo Boss Uniform 👇
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not as funny as Peter Kay's "Mum Wants a Bungalow Tour" 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Because (for once) she was correct 🤷‍♂️ I’m as shocked as anyone 😳
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That will be 10mins of your life you’ll never get back 🤷‍♂️👇
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am bloody proud to be an #RNLI supporter and member! These brilliant men and women have quite enough to cope with without being harassed by the scum of the earth. Their only concern is to help people in danger at sea - not check passports first! Which is how it should be. Please RT if you agree🙏
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Does this dunderhead think she’s living in an episode of *Dixon of Dock Green ? *(look it up kids)
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The far-right are getting so far right they don’t recognise each other. It must be why they wore masks in Dover 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good luck with that, there’s plenty of English who aren’t fluent in the language 🤷‍♂️
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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pictured hear before the historic signing 👇
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