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The Biphomet

@the-biphomet.bsky.social
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Goth. Punk. Queer. they/he - 44 in human years Aspiring writer, pro-wrestling fan (⭕️), video gaymer emeritus, and Evil DM™️. Here’s where I post random shit. Absolutely not a fae. ko-fi.com/the_biphomet

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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 12h
Fuck colonizers... and, not in the funn way.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 12h
HA!!!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 12h
I have always loved this scene with all of my heart. But, I never really understood why, until fairly recently. It's the way Matt Smith hangs his head at the end. The exhaustion of *finally* starting to let go of past trauma. Absolute fucking cinema. youtu.be/GoVLhUxhdSw?...
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Speech to Akhaten | The Rings of Akhaten | Doctor Who
YouTube video by Doctor Who
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 22h
I need a Mike Mignola Ghost Rider run. Immediately.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Incubii exist too....*whistles innocently*
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Any #DnD players in the Butler, PA area, I'll be DMing a Christmas one-shot, Summoning Santa (written by Yours Truly) at Your Parents' Basement every other Friday, starting on October 23rd, and going until the end of December. Reserve your seats here! ypbpa.square.site/product/ones...
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One Shot Adventures | YOUR PARENT'S BASEMENT
Modern day. Earth. Christmas is under attack.Embody one of the hapless Smith family who've witlessly been entangled in this maniacal plot against happiness and cheer.The system is 5E, but the worl...
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clanx could've handled this.....tout de suite.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Winding down for the night, watching the new episode of @dimension20.dropout.tv #Toylight.... @vornietom.bsky.social..... that fucking DRESS! GORGEOUS! It's SOOOOOOO wonderful!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching the latest episode of #Toylight on @dimension20.dropout.tv, and lemme tell ya, Ally should've been throwing the UK middle finger, that almost looks like a "Peace" sign, since this is in England.
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Tomás Arís @littlebridgetroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sighted locally.
A postal sticker with a print of a woman with a nose ring in a two piece embracing a bomb, winking at the viewer. There's a nuclear logo printed on the front of her underwear. Text included: "Bombing for peace is like f***ing for virginity."
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need someone smarter than I to answer this: If every aquatic vessel on the planet were to suddenly vanish, how far down would sea level drop from the sudden lack of mass to displace the water?
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore might not be everyone's cup of tea, but he's usually on the correct side of the argument.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This feels like a Satanic pact, and I mean that in the most sincerely complimentary way.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Ferret War Dance
ALT: Ferret War Dance
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 29/08/2026
Gamers have an interesting way of expressing their feelings.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm not as chronically online as some folks, so if this was already a thing, forgive me: In The Kill Society by @richardkadrey.bsky.social, Slim finds a hot pink Skull Valley Sheep Kill t-shirt, in Hellion. I want THAT shirt.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I intentionally said "kinda," because the fact that the Kwisatz Haderach HAD to be born AMAB feels like a pointed enough barb placed in Patriarchy's favor.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Random Stoned Dune Thought: Even though Herbert had his issues with the whole "White Savior" trope going on with Paul, the Kwizatz Haderach is kinda enby coded. The Bene Geserit are a matron order, but the Kwisatz Haderach is prophesied to be male. Sort of embodying both spirits.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey @richardkadrey.bsky.social, thought you'd get a kick out of this. I talked one of my lesbian friends into starting Sandman Slim by describing Candy to her.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love sniping in video games. Especially when you hit a really long range shot from West Narnia, or when you catch a flank and hit them from hiding.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And, let me tell ya'... ...that shit is SATISFYING!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
...it just doesn't know it. I'm used to being able to run around in CoD, and quickscope the first thing that moves in my FOV. With Valo, I need to reactivate the Siege muscle memory. I need to be sneaky. Sneak into position, find my lane, wait for a target, then BLAM!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
...behind the Outlaw, because I actually used to snipe with the double-barrel shotgun in CoD MW2 2019. The one that really impressed me was the Marshall. A lever-action, cowboy style sniper rifle. It's the perfect balance of lethality and speed. You see, Valorant rewards CoD quickscopers...
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
...my jam. I can vividly remember racking up frag counts in the 40s on Facing Worlds, shooting at literal pixels from across the map. When I realized that Valo's snipers are hitscan, I said, "Yes, please!" So, I've been practicing. I dig the Operator. Good heavy caliber gun. I can also get...
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Video Game Intersectionality: A Thread So, I've recently gotten into playing Valorant. As of late, I'm predominately a CoD main when it comes to shooters. That being said, my pedigree includes Siege, so I'm no stranger to the Tactical Side. I'm also a UT99 Kid, which means hitscan snipers are...
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I know, right?! I shot my shot, boomer-style over Discord at a local social club/hobby shop that I took the kids to over the weekend. They have a TTRPG room they rent out, so I asked if they had an opening for a house DM.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
youtu.be/agXKgOxKgMU?...
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Ghost - Stay ft. Patrick Wilson (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Ghost
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Soooooo... I'm now a part-time professional DM?!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My sibling and I were just watching the #ParlorRoom episode "It's All Coming Together" on @dropout.tv. Both of our autistic asses kept vocal stimming "VELMAROTH!" because, fuck yeah @persephiroth.bsky.social! Sibling: "Jinkies! I can hear the cries of the planet!"
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey @dimension20.dropout.tv and @dropout.tv ... Rebel Purpee merch when?
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey... @dropout.tv, Noise Boys on #WhoseLineIsItAnyway when?
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey @dropout.tv, Steven Colbert on Smartypants, when?
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey @dropout.tv, a propose idea for a finale to Cartoon Hell. Caldwell and Nathan finally meet Satan, who is of course Sam Reich. "This... is Hell Changer! The afterlife where the Hell changes every time! I'm your tormentor, Satan... ...I̷̒̒͜'̵̻́v̶̛̤̯̈́ȅ̴͖ ̴̬͖̀͑b̷̠͝e̴̬̦̎͌ẻ̴͍ņ̴̩̎̏ ̷̨̰́̎h̶̤̀e̴̳̲͑r̷̞̦̆͋ë̷̹ ̷̝͖͑̒t̵͕̊h̶̭̥͋͝e̷̛͙̫ ̴̥̓w̵̟̺͂̑h̷̫̥̏̉o̸̯̿̇l̸͙̓e̷͖͐̓ ̶̺̣͠t̷͖͎̍i̵̦̒͊m̷̖̈̊ė̴͈.̷̟̦̽̇ ̵͓̼̇̔"
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Based
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Petition to have more non-binary/genderneutral character customization options in video games. I don't wanna look like a hulking Steroid Power Fantasy, or a Bimbo In Bikini Armor. I just wanna look fly.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Having a chat with @ladystrangely.bsky.social. I was telling her (probably for the 90th time) about something I call The Mulcahy Test™️. The Test is as follows: If you would get punched in the face by Father Mulcahy (M*A*S*H) for your "Christian" behavior, then I don't fuck with you.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@ubisoft.com, hire me. I'm cheaper than AI, and my ideas are better.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
...in the area, with some saying he was genetically engineered to have resistance to the Green Poison virus. This is bullshit. Jimothy is just Jimothy, and he, like humanity, will survive.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
..watch on him quickly. Every Agent in the Pacific Northwest has a "favorite" tag on Jimothy's watch. Hell, even the Rogues don't fuck with him. They're actually mad they didn't find him first. But, they're glad SHD in Seattle has a heart. Jimothy has become something of an urban legend amongst...
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
L'il dude is just living his best raccoon life, happily 'splorin all the houses and shit left behind by the humans. Then, one day, a SHD Agent spots him. They're a local, so they're hip to the lore. It takes them a hot minute, but they gain enough trust with Jimothy that they're able to put the..
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It is my firm belief that Jimothy the Raccoon not only exists in #TheDivision2 universe, but has a SHD watch on his leg like an animal tracker, which gives him access to every saferoom in Seattle. @ubisoft.com ... ball's in your court.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Alan: Come on, Jinx. Say my name. Jinx: (heard as meows by the rest of the party) Your names "Alan," man. Come on... Alan: Come on. Say my whole name, little buddy. Jinx: ...*sigh*...A'lanthrazathrax...(party hears the screaming from the void between stars)
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Today's Gender: youtu.be/53WPfGXQEjU?...
youtu.be
Sophie Hunter - Break Shit (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sophie Hunter
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
[casts Evard's Black Tentacles]
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Captain Marvel Flerken
ALT: Captain Marvel Flerken
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Patron obligations include letting himself be petted and cuddled, being dressed in ridiculous outfits, etc.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cat is a warlock, Great Old One patron. The patron assumed control of a himbo, and thus only the meagerest portion of its true intellect can come through at any one time, so it's also effectively a himbo now. Made the dude's pet cat its warlock, which gave it telepathy (subclass feature at level 1).
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I thought of the perfect way to adapt my Pathfinder 1e character, Jinx (a dreamlands cat with the Luckbringer class), into a D&D 5e character. The cat is the real character, and my "human" is a secondary character using the Sidekick rules from Tasha's [Cauldron of Everything]. [a thread]
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In today's addition to "CoD Bois™️ Being Put In Their Place".... And THAT, gentlepeople of CoD, is how you roast someone without devolving into problematic language. (mic drop)
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Same with ferrets!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Had a convo with my boyfriend earlier, where he commented about me being careful about being "out" in these times, especially while at work. Him: Are others there progressive? Me:
A screenshot of a text message, that reads, "No, but I'm far too old to give a fuck anymore. LOLOL"
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