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The Biphomet

@the-biphomet.bsky.social
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Goth. Punk. Queer. they/he - 44 in human years Aspiring writer, pro-wrestling fan (⭕️), video gaymer emeritus, and Evil DM™️. Here’s where I post random shit. Absolutely not a fae. ko-fi.com/the_biphomet

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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching the latest episode of #Toylight on @dimension20.dropout.tv, and lemme tell ya, Ally should've been throwing the UK middle finger, that almost looks like a "Peace" sign, since this is in England.
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Tomás Arís @littlebridgetroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sighted locally.
A postal sticker with a print of a woman with a nose ring in a two piece embracing a bomb, winking at the viewer. There's a nuclear logo printed on the front of her underwear. Text included: "Bombing for peace is like f***ing for virginity."
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need someone smarter than I to answer this: If every aquatic vessel on the planet were to suddenly vanish, how far down would sea level drop from the sudden lack of mass to displace the water?
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 29/08/2026
Gamers have an interesting way of expressing their feelings.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm not as chronically online as some folks, so if this was already a thing, forgive me: In The Kill Society by @richardkadrey.bsky.social, Slim finds a hot pink Skull Valley Sheep Kill t-shirt, in Hellion. I want THAT shirt.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Random Stoned Dune Thought: Even though Herbert had his issues with the whole "White Savior" trope going on with Paul, the Kwizatz Haderach is kinda enby coded. The Bene Geserit are a matron order, but the Kwisatz Haderach is prophesied to be male. Sort of embodying both spirits.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey @richardkadrey.bsky.social, thought you'd get a kick out of this. I talked one of my lesbian friends into starting Sandman Slim by describing Candy to her.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Video Game Intersectionality: A Thread So, I've recently gotten into playing Valorant. As of late, I'm predominately a CoD main when it comes to shooters. That being said, my pedigree includes Siege, so I'm no stranger to the Tactical Side. I'm also a UT99 Kid, which means hitscan snipers are...
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
youtu.be/agXKgOxKgMU?...
youtu.be
Ghost - Stay ft. Patrick Wilson (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Ghost
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Soooooo... I'm now a part-time professional DM?!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My sibling and I were just watching the #ParlorRoom episode "It's All Coming Together" on @dropout.tv. Both of our autistic asses kept vocal stimming "VELMAROTH!" because, fuck yeah @persephiroth.bsky.social! Sibling: "Jinkies! I can hear the cries of the planet!"
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey @dimension20.dropout.tv and @dropout.tv ... Rebel Purpee merch when?
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey... @dropout.tv, Noise Boys on #WhoseLineIsItAnyway when?
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey @dropout.tv, Steven Colbert on Smartypants, when?
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey @dropout.tv, a propose idea for a finale to Cartoon Hell. Caldwell and Nathan finally meet Satan, who is of course Sam Reich. "This... is Hell Changer! The afterlife where the Hell changes every time! I'm your tormentor, Satan... ...I̷̒̒͜'̵̻́v̶̛̤̯̈́ȅ̴͖ ̴̬͖̀͑b̷̠͝e̴̬̦̎͌ẻ̴͍ņ̴̩̎̏ ̷̨̰́̎h̶̤̀e̴̳̲͑r̷̞̦̆͋ë̷̹ ̷̝͖͑̒t̵͕̊h̶̭̥͋͝e̷̛͙̫ ̴̥̓w̵̟̺͂̑h̷̫̥̏̉o̸̯̿̇l̸͙̓e̷͖͐̓ ̶̺̣͠t̷͖͎̍i̵̦̒͊m̷̖̈̊ė̴͈.̷̟̦̽̇ ̵͓̼̇̔"
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Petition to have more non-binary/genderneutral character customization options in video games. I don't wanna look like a hulking Steroid Power Fantasy, or a Bimbo In Bikini Armor. I just wanna look fly.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Having a chat with @ladystrangely.bsky.social. I was telling her (probably for the 90th time) about something I call The Mulcahy Test™️. The Test is as follows: If you would get punched in the face by Father Mulcahy (M*A*S*H) for your "Christian" behavior, then I don't fuck with you.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It is my firm belief that Jimothy the Raccoon not only exists in #TheDivision2 universe, but has a SHD watch on his leg like an animal tracker, which gives him access to every saferoom in Seattle. @ubisoft.com ... ball's in your court.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Today's Gender: youtu.be/53WPfGXQEjU?...
youtu.be
Sophie Hunter - Break Shit (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sophie Hunter
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I thought of the perfect way to adapt my Pathfinder 1e character, Jinx (a dreamlands cat with the Luckbringer class), into a D&D 5e character. The cat is the real character, and my "human" is a secondary character using the Sidekick rules from Tasha's [Cauldron of Everything]. [a thread]
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In today's addition to "CoD Bois™️ Being Put In Their Place".... And THAT, gentlepeople of CoD, is how you roast someone without devolving into problematic language. (mic drop)
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Had a convo with my boyfriend earlier, where he commented about me being careful about being "out" in these times, especially while at work. Him: Are others there progressive? Me:
A screenshot of a text message, that reads, "No, but I'm far too old to give a fuck anymore. LOLOL"
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why can't shoe sizes be universal?
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I want Ghost to sneak Cirice into every millionth album they press, so it's like the lucky person who gets that one is getting Cirice'd.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Random CoD Boi™️ in Gunfight: Imagine being a Satanist AND a f@%... pick a struggle. Me: You mean, whether to fuck your Mom OR your Dad? (Opponent gets chat banned) Me:
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Dear #CoD and #Activision, If you're going to give me a gun with homing rounds, then I demand the following skin/blueprint.
static.klipy.com
Zorg Presents the ZF1
ALT: Zorg Presents the ZF1
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Having a conversation with my brother about The Dark Tower, ya'know, as one does. Me: ...Did he ever write what happened to Black 13 after 9-11? Brother: ...No. Me: That fucker's probably in a landfill somewhere then. Brother: No, that fucker's in a construction worker's house in a shrine upstate.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Watching an UNHhhh (Trixie & Katya) compilation on YouTube... ... WHY IN THE FUCK WAS THERE A GODDAMN PRAGER U AD, YOUTUBE?! DO I REALLY FUCKING LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT?! LET ALONE, WHILE WATCHING QUEER CONTENT DURING PRIDE MONTH?! FUCK! YOU!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hey #Minecraft, if I can use an ink sac to dye a sheep, why can't I use a glow ink one?
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
No matter how hard you try, You can't stop us now. youtu.be/4KXdU3cZbNQ?...
youtu.be
Rage Against The Machine - Renegades Of Funk (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by RATMVEVO
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I've come to a realization. 47 is under the assumption that the world works like an actual chess game. "I killed your king, therefore I won." Sorry, jackass. The world doesn't work like that.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The complete rules for Magic: The Gathering read like a fae contract.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm a gamer of simple wants. I just want a custom accessibility controller for shooters, that's essentially a hybrid of the Wii nunchuck for movement, and a gaming mouse for aim. At least three buttons on the nunchuck/thumbstick, and at least 5 on the mouse (one for each digit). Xbox compatible.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The only thing I haven't done is the Sword Brothers trick to get out of the castle proper.
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a video game screen shows dracula sitting on a throne talking to richter
ALT: a video game screen shows dracula sitting on a throne talking to richter
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"I've got eyelids heavy enough to break diamonds. You pray for sound, and I pray for silence." youtu.be/Qw0bebAzsYc?...
youtu.be
Sleep Token - Look To Windward
YouTube video by SleepTokenVEVO
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Watching The Naked Gun as an adult human who has also watched @dimension20.dropout.tv, specifically A Starstruck Odyssey, I propose the following Free Idea to @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social. A Thread
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not bad for a 43 year old, huh? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk6v1jro/
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TikTok video by @
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Holy Falling Face First Into the Point, Batman!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Imagine Wildly With Me: Bo Dallas walks passed Joe Hendry one night. Bo: Hey...I believe in you, Joe Hendry. Joe: ...I... believe in you... Bo Dallas? Bo: (hand on shoulder, solemn nod, walks off) Joe: .... What just happened?
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I'm just gonna say it. @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social would make a GREAT fucking Doctor Who villain. #DoctorWho
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Here's a "fun" #homebrewed stat block for #dnd5e. What happens when a hydra was too much for every adventuring party that has come before you? How many fallen heroes have attempted to slay it over the years? Decades? ...Centuries? A gargantuan, monstrous aberration. The Undying Hunger awaits.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Make Racists Afraid Again
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robin celikates @robin-c.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
One of my favorite bookstores in Hanoi has closed. The timeless truths displayed on its walls will live on: WITHOUT BOOKS THERE IS NO KNOWLEDGE WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE THERE IS NO COMMUNISM V.I. LENIN
Sign in bookstore with Lenin ‘quote’
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Why isn't this front page news across the nation?!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If wrestling is fake, then explain this!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED! MIGHTYYYYYYYYYYY!
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Fucking mood. youtube.com/shorts/FWLqj...
youtube.com
Fanoli Makes Our NEW Theme Song 😳
YouTube video by Very Important People
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Free Idea: If you are a boxed chocolate maker, and you display the legend on the inside of the box lid, with all the flavors of the various chocolates listed in their locations... put a key mark on the lid and box, so that you can orient the legend properly.
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The Biphomet @the-biphomet.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day! www.tiktok.com/t/ZThK9NG7V/
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🍀 You’ve been visited by the Ghost of St. Patrick’s Day Past! Share to let others know perdition awaits them! #makesomenoise #brennanleemulligan #improv #stpatricksday #saintpatrick #stpaddysday #irel...
TikTok video by Make Some Noise
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Lady Strangely @ladystrangely.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
And the deaths of schoolchildren in almost daily school shootings in the U.S.? Thoughts & Bullshit, but no action. Moral repair has been needed since Jonesboro; since Columbine; since Sandy Hook. Instead, you chose to embrace a culture of denial so all of god's children could have an AR-15.
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