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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
getting escorted out by security after i flip the whiteboard over to reveal "FOCKER HOME INVASION" at my pitch meeting
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
new season of AHS has the characters throwing Ayn Rand, Mamie Eisenhower, Margaret Thatcher, Brigitte Bardot, Elizabeth Short, Eva Braun, Wallis Simpson, Elena Ceaușescu, and Catherine the Great into a giant portal to Hell
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely just cracked up thinking about Theo's golf bit
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shaping up to be a good Fortnitemares this year
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
would you believe me if i said the new season of Ryan Murphy's American Horror Story is not very good?
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump II is the president posting about securing a huge deal for Belarusian potash
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Halloween Horror Nights 35 acrylic set haul
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"mad cow disease" is a very scary name for a disease
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The worst parts of every year's Halloween Horror Nights are the following days after the trip when you realize you'll never experience that year again.
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Maybe things were different back in the day, but Jerry Brown is such a funny politician to make an entire punk "this guy is the American Hitler" song about
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i don't think Groups 1–8 actually exist for flights. never seen it myself
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
guy seeing the Punisher for the first time: ah fuck it's Skeleton Man
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
they should do a Punisher storyline where he runs for president to pardon himself for all these extrajudicial murders
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
my ★★★★ review of SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY (2026) letterboxd.com/danacarveywa... #filmsky #letterboxd #marvel #spiderman
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A ★★★★ review of Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
"Spiders have three life cycles. When between cycles, it can leave the spider vulnerable to threats. And for those spiders who make it through, it amounts to a kind of... rebirth." In many ways, Spide...
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fortnitemares and Hellraiser both confirmed for Halloween Horror Nights has led to this fun juxtaposition
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
can we get a fact check on this
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
my dog pogchamped irl
dog mid-yawn that looks like a pogchamp
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I know the show overall gets relitigated every so often, but the Michael Scott Paper Company arc is genuinely great television
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
pretty funny how The Odyssey has a book featuring a cameo slop sequence with Odysseus meeting the spirits of Heracles, Achilles, Sisyphus, Agamemnon, etc.
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
deeply evil energy behind this whole Johnny Depp Scrooge thing
screenshot of Andrew J. Salazar of Discussing Film's DMs regarding Johnny Depp crashing a SDCC panel
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
utter woke nonsense meme
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Shark Tank, Shark Week. Makes you think...
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
you use a VPN and 90% of websites treat you like a member of ISIS
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the thing about the Platner campaign is that it seems to be fundamentally built on pathological lying. see the below from yesterday
Platner campaign poster canceling a town hall because "Platner is sick"
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Centrist Madness Election Center @centristmadness.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You wouldn’t believe it now but “the guy with the Nazi tattoo should drop out of the race” was an extremely controversial, eventually even contrarian position. People got real mad at you for saying it!
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fuck Graham Platner, for the alleged rape but also for all the other stuff that clearly demonstrated he was a bad person.
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Jim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
they put his ass in the Absolutely Safe Capsule from Mother 3
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
#yummers
bulgogi fries with beef, spicy mayo, melted cheese, and fries with a Zero Sugar Shirley Temple 7-Upa demolished tray with no food in sight
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 04/07/2026
Is Little Caesar’s good? Not really, no Does it have the best pizza quality/price ratio? I think it might
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internettheo2.bsky.social @internettheo2.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don’t have one of those signs but this reaffirms my rock solid theory that only bad people complain about or hate those signs.
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Proud to announce LeBron has signed with FaZe Clan
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Philpril Margera
mashup of Phil and April Margera
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
the guy who got hoisted by his own petard probably felt so owned
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Kate Willett Hate Account @antifamanchin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It seems the hantavirus has disappeared. We must bring it back
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
my ★★★ review of SUPERGIRL (2026): #filmsky #film #letterboxd #supergirl #dccomics letterboxd.com/danacarveywa...
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A ★★★ review of Supergirl (2026)
"We haven't been formally introduced, I'm the bitch whose dog you shot." First of all, the elephant in the room: they removed Supergirl’s horse who is also sometimes her boyfriend from the comics, bec...
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
this is tremendous. we’re going to be talking about this post for years.
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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
oh? you're rooting for spain? hm, that's interesting. i'm rooting for [claude, please list the world cup teams ranked by degree of global south-ness. eliminate any teams that start more than 4 white players. thank you claude i....love you]
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
a Two Minutes Hate campaign would probably feel crazy good if you already hated the guy it was being done to before it was implemented
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
are we winning a sportsball (asking in a "i haven't had working internet since a power outage at 6 am" way and not a "too cool for this" way)
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Encinitas Highlands Surfer @highlandsurfer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's a shit deal that makes the worst elements in Iran much more powerful, makes everyone worse off and all but guarantees future conflict, and I say that as a person who wouldn't suggest wasting a single life trying to coerce Iran.
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
ari aster's brain, what can one say
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
a big part of Woke 1 was being treated like you were a member of the Westboro Baptist Church if you cracked a joke about Trump kissing Putin
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Truly baffling seeing the cope from lib/centrist UFC fans over the past two years lol
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
What they want you to believe welfare fraud looks like and what it actually looks like are two very different things.
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Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It is time to bring back the term “white trash” as a pejorative. With a vengeance.
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Universe of Energy was a weird ride. Pro-fossil fuel propaganda featuring Ellen DeGeneres being taken back to the age of dinosaurs by Bill Nye so she can defeat her roommate Judi (Jamie Lee Curtis) at Jeopardy!
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Whenever we talk about this administration or Republicans in general wanting something positive regarding people, it can no longer be unspoken that they mean WHITE people. The White House wants more WHITE doctors, so its deadly immigration policy is not contradictory to that desire in any way.
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DCW 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @the-batman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
rock flavored gum
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