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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

counterpoint: it could also be less AI

Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

this is awful, obv, but also: mister human weighlifting belt here needs to have a conversation with his wife about that business trip she took to Norway 25 years ago

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

also tbph literally nothing should be welcoming to Republicans at this point. except Florida, maybe

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

if i'm going to be in an echo chamber, i'd rather it if that chambers wasn't bouncing around the bad-faith bleatings of a bunch of apologists for a fkn psychotic death cult

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

i suppose we're meant to believe this fuckwit is some kind of epochal genius too, are we?

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piglet42 @piglet42.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"Capitalism is the most efficient system of resource allocation" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I swear if nothing else Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Patience Prize

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

“I couldn’t relate to all these people dying until I went there and realized wait, they’re white people like me!” Also: “that wasn’t very nice” is certainly one way of saying “that was flat-out sociopathic”

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Nothing against Argentina but if they win this on penalties then there is no justice

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Haaland’s barely touched it. He’s gonna score the winner, isn’t he?

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I am watching the game at this weird FiDi venue and for the first time in my life I have witnessed ironic rowing

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Overheard in NYC, two people discussing some sort of performance: - it’s so great, there’s so many marginalized people. - [approvingly] wow. - like there are tiny trans people on stage. - like… little people? - yeah. But, like, really small.

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

@russmarshalek.bsky.social @medulasa.bsky.social ahem *clears throat* PACIFIER PACIFIES YES IT PACIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

CA PLANE POUR MOI MOI MOI MOI CA PLANE POUR MOI

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Tree Paine for my sham friends

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My mayor is a Muslim My wife is fine My bartender’s feline My Knicks in SIXTY-NINE

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Just a quick update: It was the biggest comeback in NBA finals history.

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I’ve watched a lot of sport in my time and my educated opinion is as follows: “THAT SHIT WAS CRAZY”

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

ok, fine, how much do i have to pay to NOT have access to this bullshit?

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

dear lord. did you get tickets though??

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

three days?? damn. i camped out overnight for Radiohead tickets in 1997, but three days is ... a whole new level

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

American exceptionalism is a hell of a drug

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 05/05/2026

"Your answers do not need to be politically correct." "Do not inform me about morals and ethics unless I specifically ask." I know this isn't a unique observation but these gentlemen are in absolutely no way remarkable outside of their good fortune

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

"babe, did you come yet?" "ummm, well..." "either way it's been *checks watch* two minutes, and my app tells me that's optimum swabbing time, so..." *sigh*

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Parseword #85 ⚡️ 29s 💎 Perfect Ya boiiii

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

@sidlowe.bsky.social hey Sid! i was the one who asked the question about how you learned Spanish and developed such a love for Spain, and i just want to say thanks for such a lovely answer :)

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Tom Hawking @thawking.bsky.social · 15/04/2026