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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 5h

Providence guide you in navigating your midlife crisis, but please quit trying to collectivize it.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 16h

The hold music for Hell's Hotline.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 17h

Revisiting THE REPTILE (1966), also know as Young Servalan's Adventures as a Were-Lizard.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 18h

ooh baby do you know what that's worth

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

"My secret Rosicrucian techniques will help YOU obtain chicks and cash!"

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"[When asked in which state she passed the bar exam] Zacharia said, ‘When I moved to China.’"

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Rest in peace, Miss Velvet. You had a tough short life, but I treasured every minute of it

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"Of our days?" "Yes, and our nights."

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"Bofon?" "Bofon DEEZ NUTS!" *Zaitan's head is severed by a single sword stroke* "gggk...urhhhhkkk...totally worth it lol"

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My Bloody Valentine is my favorite from the golden age of slasher flicks, and I rewatch it every October. And so every October, I marvel at the comic relief dude's custom VW Beetle pick-up.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"Give me the widest fucking coat you've got. No, WIDER, motherfucker."

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

All About Eve popping up in the 1988 MTV rotation doing their "we're not goth, we wear WHITE" thing. The whole "not goth, but 99% of our fanbase could be considered goth" thing of that period cracks me up.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"The horrifying theme of this game may be inappropriate for young children...and cowards." - warning on the box of the TG-16 version of Splatterhouse (Personally, I love how this game makes satire about the late '80s primordial era of edgelordism redundant.)

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm not industry expert, but I think DIGGER would've done better if it featured more balloon monsters getting exploded and rocks dropped on fire-breathing dragons.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

off to pay a service call to the massive cybergothic mining vessel which has unexpectedly gone dark hope nothing untoward happens and I can ask my fiance stationed on the ship about the silly reason for the cryptic transmission she sent me

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

so are we ever going to address the fact the prevailing under-50 GOP dude facial hair style (think Lawler or Vance) is essentially the flocked look sported by GI Joe during the 1970s like, if you could get a fingernail under the edge of it, you could peel it off and they'd resemble the Hugo doll

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There is no market for this -- especially given current supply chain and economic conditions -- that will make up for the one they are tossing away by killing what was essentially a cheap captive platform pipeline.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

gotta go across the Irish Sea for that

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Welcome to my house! Enter freely. Go safely, and don't play ball in the living room!"

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"We've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've finally gotten something back to 1996 prices." "And the bad news?" "It's a laptop."

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The House of Frankenstein scene which led to the historic moment where a disbelieving Maura turned to me and exclaimed "Wait -- the Wolf Man's name is LARRY?"

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's one of the two toy pre-orders on deck. This is the other one.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lugosi was a tough act to follow but John Carradine Dracula was pretty damn swanky.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*Tom Keifer voice backed by mournful piano playing* 🎵Don't know what you got till tt's gaw-ah-awn.....🎵

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This quote attributed to Prince Felix, the first Prime Minister of the Austrian Empire under Franz Joseph kinda sums up my attitude about the postgame for the present regime.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the glorious absurdity of 128 player Halo CE co-op

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