Reposted by Tyler🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 23/09/20268 years with my all-time favorite guy. 🥰 Love you, @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social! 121521
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We have got to do something about the gay man Nike socks and athletic shoes with every outfit epidemic 120
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Got to reunite with the always delightful Tyson Ritter™️ so at least that’s a win 🤘🏻 010
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is what I get for not prioritizing Phoebe !!! 010
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Another Chicago summer weekend dismantled by thunderstorms 🙃 What is it, like 12/15 were sabotaged by smoke, tornados, and torrential downpours?! At least I fit in one day of Riot Fest… 110
Reposted by TylerLiz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP to two of the best to ever do it 1979033217
Reposted by TylerTyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable. 51173706425
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026realized I had bacon for dinner and also for breakfast 020
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Jimmy Eat World’s Bleed American is the greatest alt rock album of the 21st century and here’s my 50 slides explaining why: 100
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Girl cancel the whole ass Air and Water Show forever my god 011
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I don’t believe in a lot of red flags but if someone you know just became a realtor, fitness instructor, or started running marathons… it’s time to check in 010
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Now that Lolla is over I feel like a chokehold has been lifted on Chicago 110
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I know I’ve seen Slayyyter live like six times but this WGIA$ show really altered my existence… and my god hearing “brand new chanel$” LIVE ughhh 010
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This was probably about me blasting 3OH!3 on the way to Trader Joe’s earlier 😌 000
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Wealthy Chicagoans are like “check out my exposed HVAC system” 020
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 26/07/2026My desire to see Hilary Duff is strong but my disdain for going all the way to Tinley Park is stronger 010
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Metric, Broken Social Scene, and Stars last night. Audrey Hobert on Wednesday. Slayyyter aftershow and Charli XCX @ Reckless on Thursday. BIG week for music! 🤘🏻 010
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18static.klipy.comEasy A: Patricia Clarkson & Emma Stone - Happy Day, Mama!ALT: Easy A: Patricia Clarkson & Emma Stone - Happy Day, Mama! 010
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026People that try to monetize their weight loss after the fact pmo like girl just get skinny and go!! 110
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026July 2017 was fucking wild like what do you mean I got to meet Carly Rae Jepsen at North Ave Beach because of M&M’s 010
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My heart’s just not in any of it Like idk just, it. All of it. The only cure is moving to a small coastal town and baking cakes 000
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026roasted two whole chickens today when will my gay husband return from the Hamptons? 020
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026is “desert rose” by sting the greatest song of all time 010
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026someone beat me with a baguette until I lose 20 lbs 010
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026“I’m Christina Aguilera and this is the loudest song in America” -my body 120
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Carly Rae Jepsen really has me liking 30 cryptic messages across Instagram like I’m trying to solve a murder mystery 030
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 11/06/2026What’s a not weird way to ask someone to “give me your hair” because I also want cute wavy locks 000
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 09/06/2026God being on the CTA after spending a week in a car-exclusive state feels like a slutty breath of fresh air 110
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 05/06/2026you’d never guess it’s 87° in San Antonio and I’m dying 020
Reposted by Tyler🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026HAPPY PRIDE! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ Be a good Judy by checking out my new short story starring my D&D OC: Major Slay! It’s only about a 5 minute read so please check it out and give it a ❤️, a comment, a share, etc if you can! #DungeonsAndDragons #DND #MajorSlay #ShortStory #Writing #DarkFantasy #Fantasyopen.substack.comThe Reaper’s Reposea tale of tyranny and tieflings 1143
Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 01/06/2026when are artists going to realize that idgaf about a “signed art card” JUST SIGN THE COVER 020