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Tyler

@thatswhattysaid.bsky.social
116 followers 90 following 365 posts

33 • Chicago • a gay homosexual • cooking, journalism, delusions, etc. • CEO of over-booking myself at concerts 8 days a week

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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eight (w)hole years 🥰 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
8 years with my all-time favorite guy. 🥰 Love you, @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social!
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lighting test
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me adding arugula to my dunkin breakfast sandwich
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
do u like my daughter
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We have got to do something about the gay man Nike socks and athletic shoes with every outfit epidemic
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got to reunite with the always delightful Tyson Ritter™️ so at least that’s a win 🤘🏻
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is what I get for not prioritizing Phoebe !!!
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another Chicago summer weekend dismantled by thunderstorms 🙃 What is it, like 12/15 were sabotaged by smoke, tornados, and torrential downpours?! At least I fit in one day of Riot Fest…
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh wow is that @eggsandblakon.bsky.social
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Draft drop
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
realized I had bacon for dinner and also for breakfast
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy #DMF. Debi Mazar Friday
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Do you ever think everything tastes like 2003?
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jimmy Eat World’s Bleed American is the greatest alt rock album of the 21st century and here’s my 50 slides explaining why:
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Girl cancel the whole ass Air and Water Show forever my god
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m in MAINE 🦞
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Zim is in everything for those with eyes to see
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don’t believe in a lot of red flags but if someone you know just became a realtor, fitness instructor, or started running marathons… it’s time to check in
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Now that Lolla is over I feel like a chokehold has been lifted on Chicago
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Slayyyter, hottest woman to ever
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I know I’ve seen Slayyyter live like six times but this WGIA$ show really altered my existence… and my god hearing “brand new chanel$” LIVE ughhh
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This was probably about me blasting 3OH!3 on the way to Trader Joe’s earlier 😌
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bare hole?? On the furniture???
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wealthy Chicagoans are like “check out my exposed HVAC system”
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My desire to see Hilary Duff is strong but my disdain for going all the way to Tinley Park is stronger
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Metric, Broken Social Scene, and Stars last night. Audrey Hobert on Wednesday. Slayyyter aftershow and Charli XCX @ Reckless on Thursday. BIG week for music! 🤘🏻
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18
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Easy A: Patricia Clarkson & Emma Stone - Happy Day, Mama!
ALT: Easy A: Patricia Clarkson & Emma Stone - Happy Day, Mama!
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My genes really shining through ☺️
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
People that try to monetize their weight loss after the fact pmo like girl just get skinny and go!!
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
July 2017 was fucking wild like what do you mean I got to meet Carly Rae Jepsen at North Ave Beach because of M&M’s
me and my sister Carly Rae, you can tell because we have the same hair
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My heart’s just not in any of it Like idk just, it. All of it. The only cure is moving to a small coastal town and baking cakes
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
roasted two whole chickens today when will my gay husband return from the Hamptons?
ina garten jumping me in the jewel osco parking lot
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
is “desert rose” by sting the greatest song of all time
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
someone beat me with a baguette until I lose 20 lbs
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“it’s so hot” it’s the heat
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“I’m Christina Aguilera and this is the loudest song in America” -my body
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Pride month is almost over
Princess Peach saying "It's all right... Don't be sad, Twink"
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen really has me liking 30 cryptic messages across Instagram like I’m trying to solve a murder mystery
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I love gay email job
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It’s my birthday 😎
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What’s a not weird way to ask someone to “give me your hair” because I also want cute wavy locks
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Girl fuck the Knicks
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
#gay and #blessed
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
God being on the CTA after spending a week in a car-exclusive state feels like a slutty breath of fresh air
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
you’d never guess it’s 87° in San Antonio and I’m dying
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ Be a good Judy by checking out my new short story starring my D&D OC: Major Slay! It’s only about a 5 minute read so please check it out and give it a ❤️, a comment, a share, etc if you can! #DungeonsAndDragons #DND #MajorSlay #ShortStory #Writing #DarkFantasy #Fantasy
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The Reaper’s Repose
a tale of tyranny and tieflings
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Tyler @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
when are artists going to realize that idgaf about a “signed art card” JUST SIGN THE COVER
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