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John

@cougarambrose.bsky.social
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When I was 3 my parents asked what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said a dragon. Currently work in education but hoping to get back on track soon.

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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TITD life is sounding better and better (triple income two dogs)
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sage is an underrated herb
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My roommates are adorable
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I never assume someone is gay, but I do assume everyone is a bottom
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Puppy time
German shepherd (Rex) being pet with my foot
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just finished the Theft of Swords books and it was so so good.. like probably one of my favorite series now.
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My parents sent me a Halloween surprise box, and um this is an heirloom now.
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Battle!
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You know when you bite the inside of your lip on accident and it swells a bit, and then you proceed to bite the same spot 3 more times because you're a big dumb idiot?
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No, you bought the spooky mushrooms from Home Goods that kinda look like weird dicks
Halloween decor statue of three mushrooms with faces
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Okay new Miley
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Found out a coworker just started book 2
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In completing my 3 month blood sacrifice Friday to maintain my homo status (safely), I apparently squeezed my own hand too hard and now have tendinitis. So now I'm on a steroid and, ironically, doxy as an antibiotic for the week. Being gay is wild
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There are a lot more couples on Tinder than the last time I used it
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New job is kicking my butt. This weekend should I put my name on my HOA's board ballot? Go back on the apps? Play videogames and hang with my dogs? Or a mix of everything
Smiling selfie in a blue shirt that makes my eyes pop
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Puppy distraction!
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why tf did I have a dream last night that I posted I was engaged on Instagram. I am very much single
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm all for free speech, but 3 blue line American flags and no other decals on the back of a car seems... Excessive
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Theft of Swords series is incredible by the way. I'm almost done with the second volume.
Book cover of The left of Swords by Michael J. Sullivan
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm kind of over this new job managing adults. How do I marry into old money so I can become a stay at home dog dad?
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can't sing but sometimes I serenade my dogs and they seem to enjoy it
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dude I went on 1 date with last fall texted last night with rental rates. I mean I appreciate the hustle, but if I wasn't interested in a second date before why on earth would I want to pay for anything now?
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dogs for dog reasons
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Did you know you can just listen to Vanessa Williams Christmas music in August and nobody can stop you?
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Oh gotcha" I write in Teams, still having no idea what they are talking about
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm late to the game, but Widow's Bay is really good
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Underground Elf Rave at tonight's D&D game
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Whenever my work computer says I did the incorrect password I always aggressively think "your mom is an incorrect password!" But not out loud, because it's mom is probably a calculator that can write BOOBIES upside down and I respect that.
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Came home to my AC being out. Super fun in Phoenix
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Smells like updog out here
German shepherd half sitting outside on grass
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When a hookup from months ago texts "Hi John!" out of the blue. Like buddy? It's past 9 on a school night what's this all about
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh Red vs Blue
Images from Red vs Blue saying:
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"I am a villain."
"What gender are you?"
"Evil."
"Yeah, but what's in your pants?"
"Doom."
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What's it called when you want to be loved but hate being perceived?
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is The Adventures of Elliot good? It looks like it could be fun but I don't know if I have time for another game right now
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Going to a drunk pirate show tonight. We'll see if it's the 7 Seas or the butt type
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Last week of part time summer work before I start my new position next Monday, so trying out a business casual look
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Pride month is almost over
Princess Peach saying "It's all right... Don't be sad, Twink"
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
POV you have their undivided attention
Two German shepherds laying on a bed
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
She might have missed me when I was out of town
German shepherd on a couch with her tongue out
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What if we kissed as a goof
Head selfie of a man in a greenish shirt
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Savory S'mores
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
They finally started the construction for the new Aldi around the corner and I'm more excited than I probably should be.
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Knocking out some chicken Alfredo bowl meal prep
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just watched Backrooms. It was really good!
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Haircut, powers, and all that 🚬
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No idea what's happening in Crimson Desert, but you can pet dogs and cats and they like you more for it
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It's great you can do home testing and get prep from home, but I always have to psych myself up for the blood bit. Slicing myself open to gather materials for the blood ritual so they can send me magic stones to keep me safe... Or however it works.
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
D&D day!
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ooof I want to talk with people who finished A Parade of Horribles
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John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No clue if these are on right because the package showed a different shape. Maybe they'll do something?
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