John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026TITD life is sounding better and better (triple income two dogs) 010
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I never assume someone is gay, but I do assume everyone is a bottom 040
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I just finished the Theft of Swords books and it was so so good.. like probably one of my favorite series now. 020
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My parents sent me a Halloween surprise box, and um this is an heirloom now. 150
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You know when you bite the inside of your lip on accident and it swells a bit, and then you proceed to bite the same spot 3 more times because you're a big dumb idiot? 020
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026No, you bought the spooky mushrooms from Home Goods that kinda look like weird dicks 240
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 01/09/2026In completing my 3 month blood sacrifice Friday to maintain my homo status (safely), I apparently squeezed my own hand too hard and now have tendinitis. So now I'm on a steroid and, ironically, doxy as an antibiotic for the week. Being gay is wild 010
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026There are a lot more couples on Tinder than the last time I used it 000
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026New job is kicking my butt. This weekend should I put my name on my HOA's board ballot? Go back on the apps? Play videogames and hang with my dogs? Or a mix of everything 0100
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Why tf did I have a dream last night that I posted I was engaged on Instagram. I am very much single 020
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm all for free speech, but 3 blue line American flags and no other decals on the back of a car seems... Excessive 020
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Theft of Swords series is incredible by the way. I'm almost done with the second volume. 000
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'm kind of over this new job managing adults. How do I marry into old money so I can become a stay at home dog dad? 020
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I can't sing but sometimes I serenade my dogs and they seem to enjoy it 000
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Dude I went on 1 date with last fall texted last night with rental rates. I mean I appreciate the hustle, but if I wasn't interested in a second date before why on earth would I want to pay for anything now? 110
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Did you know you can just listen to Vanessa Williams Christmas music in August and nobody can stop you? 020
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Oh gotcha" I write in Teams, still having no idea what they are talking about 000
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Whenever my work computer says I did the incorrect password I always aggressively think "your mom is an incorrect password!" But not out loud, because it's mom is probably a calculator that can write BOOBIES upside down and I respect that. 000
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026When a hookup from months ago texts "Hi John!" out of the blue. Like buddy? It's past 9 on a school night what's this all about 080
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 14/07/2026What's it called when you want to be loved but hate being perceived? 060
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Is The Adventures of Elliot good? It looks like it could be fun but I don't know if I have time for another game right now 110
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Going to a drunk pirate show tonight. We'll see if it's the 7 Seas or the butt type 110
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Last week of part time summer work before I start my new position next Monday, so trying out a business casual look 3110
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 06/06/2026They finally started the construction for the new Aldi around the corner and I'm more excited than I probably should be. 150
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 27/05/2026No idea what's happening in Crimson Desert, but you can pet dogs and cats and they like you more for it 030
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It's great you can do home testing and get prep from home, but I always have to psych myself up for the blood bit. Slicing myself open to gather materials for the blood ritual so they can send me magic stones to keep me safe... Or however it works. 030
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Ooof I want to talk with people who finished A Parade of Horribles 010
John @cougarambrose.bsky.social · 20/05/2026No clue if these are on right because the package showed a different shape. Maybe they'll do something? 0291