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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓

@eggsandblakon.bsky.social
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Writer & creator of Just Us: Clementine & Just Us: Rex ~*~*~*~*~ Fuck AI 💖 Fuck ICE 💖 Go White Sox! 📍Chicago

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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halfway through Haunting of Hill House for the first time and I’m living!
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Started spooky season 1 evening early with The Last House! Not at all what I expected, but pretty solid overall. Definitely PG-13 and not really horror as much as like…sci-fi adventure? Idk but I still had a good time and it left me wanting more in a good way!
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can someone please explain to me how the MLB Wild Card situation works? As a White Sox fan I’ve never had to worry about it before and now here we are.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me to anyone who asks me about tonight’s #WhiteSox game:
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can someone please let musicians know that Tinley Park is NOT fucking Chicago and is basically in a different state???
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
8 years with my all-time favorite guy. 🥰 Love you, @thatswhattysaid.bsky.social!
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How much do you like these tropes? Enemies to lovers: 10/10 Second chance: 5/10 Fake dating: 1/10 Friends to lovers: 9/10 Age gap: 0/10 Found family: 9/10 Grumpy x sunshine: 100/10 Pregnancy: -10/10 Slow burn: 8/10 Love triangle: 1/10
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish my dog could read those photosensitive viewer warnings. Now her only fears are thunderstorms and gay guy music video nights.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Uh oh. I downloaded Depop and I may be lowkey hooked…👀
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Currently in Chicago it is 57° with a high today of 63°”
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Camboysminaj: Going To Be Okay
ALT: Camboysminaj: Going To Be Okay
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
9 manga to get to know me!
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YAYYYY!!! My favorite boy is getting the respect he deserves! This week he’s everyone’s favorite boy! YAYYY MIGGY!!! 🤩
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Artist! Quote with smoking character!🚬
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Think I might go as a Sith for Halloween this year? There’s this all black Sith tunic deal for only $30 on Amazon and I already have a red lightsaber I bought on a whim a few months back. Seems easy and cheap enough.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Added a couple nightbrothers to my collection! Dathomir and the nightbrothers and sisters are one of my favorite parts of the SW universe. I love the character designs, the lore, the spooky vibes and magic, plus my two faves (Maul and Ventress) are both Dathomirian.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On my way to AlleyCat Comics to pick up some #BatmanDay books!
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A couple years ago I had the idea to do a Celine Dion zine and open it for others to submit art of writing to be included if they wanted to. The whole thing would just be for fun, printed on regular old printer paper in black and white, no profit, just for the love of Celine.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I will never understand how Robin (Tim), Superboy, Impulse, and Wonder Girl were like THE A-list teen heroes for an entire generation of comics readers and now they’re barely ever seen and DC just can’t seem to figure out what to do with them.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man, I'm looking at what Pink said she was offended by, vs. what Macklemore said, and, boy, this is a head-scratcher
and then took the mic to tell all of the Jews in the stadium that it wasn’t about them.

You don’t get to decide that for us.

That’s what prompted my repost. Not “Free Palestine,” and not anyone’s right to say it. [...]To all of my Jewish brothers and sisters: criticism of Israel, criticism of apartheid, being against genocide in no way is a criticism of you. My message is for peace; love for all human beings to be treated with dignity, respect, and equality.[...]
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t plan on ever willfully listening to Pink or Ed Sheeran again and I don’t feel remotely bad or sad about it at all. It’s not even going to be that hard. There are so many other artists out there with an actual backbone I can spend my time and energy with.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like this is probably an unpopular opinion, but this shit rocked my world when it came out. I was obsessed with this book. Still am.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The White Sox start their last series against the Guardians in Cleveland tonight and it could very well decide which team makes it into the playoffs and I am ANXIOUS. Praying for a Sox sweep. 🙏
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Working on my review of the ROM special for @comicbookyeti.com and I’m struck with how happy I am to be a comic fan at the same time that the Energon Universe is happening. Every title is a banger. Every member of the creative teams is a superstar. Just really good stuff since day 1.
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Jonas Brothers Chef Kiss Gesture
ALT: Jonas Brothers Chef Kiss Gesture
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saw Practical Magic 2 last night and loved it! Sandra and Nicole were perfect. I’d watch a full tv show of them as the Owens sisters. Lee Pace couldn’t have been hotter. Joey King acted her ass off, but Maisie Williams did not get nearly enough screen time. Dianne Weist can do no wrong.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I saw god in the Dunkin parking lot.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I didn’t read the article because I didn’t wanna be disappointed but god I hope her son is a messy courtroom queen and not just Some Guy. 🤞
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Judge Judy retiring from on-camera TV after 30 years, son to take the gavel
Judge Judy is putting down the gavel after three decades on television. Judy Sheindlin, the 83-year-old television personality behind the long-running “Judge Judy,” is retiring from on-camera work …
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Walgreens in my office was out of Diet Coke so I got a full sugar Sprite like a SICKO!
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay, I’m gonna play some more Fallen Order while I sip on a 10 mg THC drink. Hopefully it will be the perfect amount and my day will be lovely and it won’t kill me. 🤞
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just got home from Coyote vs ACME and I already feel like I could happily watch it again. It was effortlessly funny and very wholesome. I laughed, I cried, and John Cena’s face was as punchable as ever.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
LOVE not working today. 🥰
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My SW Jedi Fallen Order experience would be *GREATLY* improved if I could just teleport between meditation points. Trying to get Dathomir to 100%, but missed a couple things and now I’m stuck navigating this entire stupid map to get back there just so I can do it all again once I get what I needed.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The #WhiteSox game yesterday was fantastic! The roster was stacked with all my favorites including Kyle Teel, finally off the injured list! We sweated our asses off, but the food was great, the drinks were strong, and SOX WIN! #SouthsideMagic 🪄
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*swoon* 🤤
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He’s taking me to Dairy Queen. 🥰
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reading Poison Ivy from the beginning to catch up to the Bad Seeds event!
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Only 1 to go!
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Mapquest app refuses to acknowledge dumb shit like “Lake America” and “Gulf of America” AND you get to pick a cute fantasy themed avatar instead of a blue dot?! Oh we are so back! 🤩
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The collection grows! 🤓
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If this pinched nerve in my shoulder doesn’t figure it’s shit out soon, I’m going to FREAK. OUT. 🫩 I just wanna fucking sleep.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Listening to old Dolly albums today and some of this shit is so funny. She has a song on her first album called I Don’t Want to Throw Rice about wanting to stone a woman at her wedding for stealing her man. There’s a line about strapping a bomb to her car. Amazing. 10/10. No one’s doing it like her.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey I’ve got a new newsletter out in the wild! Star Wars! A lake house! Maine! Boston! A Just Us: Rex update! Check it out! You don’t even have to read it! (Though I wish you would.) There’s pictures! And the page views give me precious serotonin! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Lobstah & Chowdah!
an Eggs & Blakon newsletter
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Day 3. 🫩
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'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85
Peter Cullen, famous for voicing Optimus Prime in the 'Transformers' franchise, is dead.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I swear to fuckin god if 6 months from now I see some headline that says anything even close to “D*lly P*rton’s likeness has been officially licensed for ** by a member of her estate” I will SCREAM SO LOUD THAT THE CONCEPT OF EARDRUMS WILL BECOME EXTINCT.
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t think I realized just how much of the US I’ve actually visited at this point!
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Halfway there! 🥰
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just killed my third mosquito hiding in my bathroom this week! What is happening?!
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Such a nice temperate day in Chicago today. Would love if the summer was just this over and over until fall. I’m ready for pumpkin drinks, sweaters, and horror movies. 😌
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Harry Styles Feeling It in Autumn Leaves
ALT: Harry Styles Feeling It in Autumn Leaves
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today’s slow work day read! #Booksky #Superman #DCComics
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🍳Eggs & Blakon🥓 @eggsandblakon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tonight I’m going to at least finish Ninth Jedi and hopefully Andor. But we’ll see. Depends on time.
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