Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 15hoh well now i'll just have to throw my over-the-counter orangery straight in the bin 110
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026dave: are we all cool with the name 'daveharmonic orchestra' phil: *concealing a bottle of cyanide* yep 010
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026very easy to find the munch in oslo 020
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026years ago i got a handsome friend to dm my girlfriend to see if she was loyal, i'm very happy to say that their first child is very ugly 030
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026am going no-pronoun. In FACE dipshits, now can't even refer to 1355
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026been looking forward to friday since last friday 000
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hehehehe maybe if i set a trap, what do clitorises eat 110
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*quietly to myself while we're having sex* ...now if i was a clitoris where would i be... 131
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026masturbating when you're angry: ragebate™ 020
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026pretty iconic photo of me (on the left (ON THE LEFT)) from Venus Adult Trade Show Berlin a couple o' years back. 020
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026OUR WEBINAR WAS SO SUCCESSFUL WE'RE DOING ANOTHER ONE IN CASE YOU MISSED IT oh right ok you mean no one showed up 110
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026young people reducing their iq by using ai vs young me reducing my iq with alcohol 🤷 110
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026feel so dumb introducing new people to my pets. this is my dog Oblong Chompsky and this is my cat, A Cat 000
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thanks. Don't tell them I sent you. I'm asking... for a friend... 020
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026pet store workers: can you tell when someone is buying a dog collar that's not for a dog? please share this, i think a lot of us need to know 122
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"stop worrying it's all in your head" ok thanks do you know HOW MUCH WORSE THAT IS 110
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026no mum im not jerking off, im dicksmaxxing 010
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026so jealous of people who can be calm and stoic, my face has subtitles 030
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026seriously as long as you don't need to buy food or drink water or use the internet or have a house or live in peace then things really aren't that bad 081
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when she has a praise kink but she's also a disaster. like, matching shoes today huh, well done babygirl i guess 041
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh my life you guys, I am SO happy to be working in the adult industry full-time again. I've had my toe in mainstream marketing waters for about 6 months and let me tell ya, selling orgasms is just way more fun. So so so happy to be back where I belong. 1140
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026that sounds like a spell, i feel like you just summoned something 010
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sean Bean's name gives me misophonia, it should be Seen Been or Shawn Borne 110
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026anyway thanks for listening, back to the dildos or whatever it is i do 010
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The bit that ruined my suspension of disbelief in LOTR was when the hobbits are in the pub & Samwise says "slow down Pippin you've had a whole half already" & Merry comes back with a pint & Pippin's like "it comes in pints!?" yeah what did you think you were drinking a HALF of you fuckin balloon 120
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026good things to say after sex: 1. thank you 2. i enjoyed the sex 3. do you think the dyatlov pass incident was a yeti 4. what was it then 5. what was it 073
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026AI can never replace me at work, I don't see Claude crywanking in the office toilet on a monday morning. irreplaceable 04010
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the older I get, the more everyone can suck a bollock 000
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I really need to unsubscribe from Virgin's emails because if someone sees this shit on my lock screen... 020
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026oh you're a cloud developer? develop a cloud dipshit 010
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026remembering that time i made johnny sins fuck a volleyball for a castaway parody 0192
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026wtf is going on at Casio, they are KILLING it at the moment 020
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026After I posted this, I had a dream about my phone last night. 110
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026sorry i said i was the prince of saudi a-labia while we were fucking 041
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the best computer prank to play on a windows user is this - when they're away from their desk: -minimise all their windows -screenshot their desktop -set screenshot as their wallpaper -hide all their icons and start bar -chaos ensues 030
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026sorry i yelled IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY WAR when we were having sex 030
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026accidentally said 'yakuza' instead of 'jacuzzi', now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia fuck it, post 04511
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm scared of both wolves AND Virginia so i guess im doublefucked 140
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026oh my god that lily allen album is so good isn't it? it made me buy a gift for my girlfriend and apologise, i haven't done anything wrong but that album just made me want to apologise for something 040
Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i like to think that instead of being left and right handed and footed, i have two dominant hands and two submissive feet 000