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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent

@thatsextoyguy.bsky.social
849 followers 673 following 2.6K posts

Creative generalist. Sex magnate. Lobbyist for Big Orgasm. Sober. Founder of The Afterglow Agency. I also talk about sobriety and do photography with rare/exotic/vintage lenses too, sorry if that gets in the way of the dumb sex stuff. He/him

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 15h
oh well now i'll just have to throw my over-the-counter orangery straight in the bin
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dave: are we all cool with the name 'daveharmonic orchestra' phil: *concealing a bottle of cyanide* yep
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
very easy to find the munch in oslo
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
years ago i got a handsome friend to dm my girlfriend to see if she was loyal, i'm very happy to say that their first child is very ugly
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
am going no-pronoun. In FACE dipshits, now can't even refer to
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
been looking forward to friday since last friday
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hehehehe maybe if i set a trap, what do clitorises eat
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*quietly to myself while we're having sex* ...now if i was a clitoris where would i be...
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
masturbating when you're angry: ragebate™
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pretty iconic photo of me (on the left (ON THE LEFT)) from Venus Adult Trade Show Berlin a couple o' years back.
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OUR WEBINAR WAS SO SUCCESSFUL WE'RE DOING ANOTHER ONE IN CASE YOU MISSED IT oh right ok you mean no one showed up
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
young people reducing their iq by using ai vs young me reducing my iq with alcohol 🤷
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
feel so dumb introducing new people to my pets. this is my dog Oblong Chompsky and this is my cat, A Cat
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks. Don't tell them I sent you. I'm asking... for a friend...
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pet store workers: can you tell when someone is buying a dog collar that's not for a dog? please share this, i think a lot of us need to know
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"stop worrying it's all in your head" ok thanks do you know HOW MUCH WORSE THAT IS
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no mum im not jerking off, im dicksmaxxing
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so jealous of people who can be calm and stoic, my face has subtitles
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seriously as long as you don't need to buy food or drink water or use the internet or have a house or live in peace then things really aren't that bad
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when she has a praise kink but she's also a disaster. like, matching shoes today huh, well done babygirl i guess
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NOPE AGAIN
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's in the post
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh my life you guys, I am SO happy to be working in the adult industry full-time again. I've had my toe in mainstream marketing waters for about 6 months and let me tell ya, selling orgasms is just way more fun. So so so happy to be back where I belong.
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
that sounds like a spell, i feel like you just summoned something
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sean Bean's name gives me misophonia, it should be Seen Been or Shawn Borne
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
anyway thanks for listening, back to the dildos or whatever it is i do
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The bit that ruined my suspension of disbelief in LOTR was when the hobbits are in the pub & Samwise says "slow down Pippin you've had a whole half already" & Merry comes back with a pint & Pippin's like "it comes in pints!?" yeah what did you think you were drinking a HALF of you fuckin balloon
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good things to say after sex: 1. thank you 2. i enjoyed the sex 3. do you think the dyatlov pass incident was a yeti 4. what was it then 5. what was it
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when's christmas?
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
5. I messed a couple up
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks!
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
why not
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AI can never replace me at work, I don't see Claude crywanking in the office toilet on a monday morning. irreplaceable
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the older I get, the more everyone can suck a bollock
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I really need to unsubscribe from Virgin's emails because if someone sees this shit on my lock screen...
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh you're a cloud developer? develop a cloud dipshit
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
remembering that time i made johnny sins fuck a volleyball for a castaway parody
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
wtf is going on at Casio, they are KILLING it at the moment
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
After I posted this, I had a dream about my phone last night.
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
sorry i said i was the prince of saudi a-labia while we were fucking
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thank youuuu!
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yay
a screenshot from my youtube dashboard indicating 40,001 subscribers
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the best computer prank to play on a windows user is this - when they're away from their desk: -minimise all their windows -screenshot their desktop -set screenshot as their wallpaper -hide all their icons and start bar -chaos ensues
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sorry i yelled IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY WAR when we were having sex
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
celt flute, might delete later
a flute with celtic engravings
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
accidentally said 'yakuza' instead of 'jacuzzi', now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia fuck it, post
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm scared of both wolves AND Virginia so i guess im doublefucked
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
haaahahahaha
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
oh my god that lily allen album is so good isn't it? it made me buy a gift for my girlfriend and apologise, i haven't done anything wrong but that album just made me want to apologise for something
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i like to think that instead of being left and right handed and footed, i have two dominant hands and two submissive feet
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