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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Normal things with deeply suspect designs #32552: this teleprompter remote control

Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"god made sex to only be between a man and a woman" are you sure about that cos he also made genderfuck worms that dickfight

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

more like carl ungggg am i right ladies

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

pretty iconic photo of me (on the left (ON THE LEFT)) from Venus Adult Trade Show Berlin a couple o' years back.

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I really need to unsubscribe from Virgin's emails because if someone sees this shit on my lock screen...

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

remembering that time i made johnny sins fuck a volleyball for a castaway parody

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

wtf is going on at Casio, they are KILLING it at the moment

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

of COURSE im hitting learn more are you out of your fuckin mind

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

oh noooo... my old company LELO has released a red-light therapy vibrator, the implication being that it might help "tighten" the vagina. They don't say that explicitly, but that's what they're hinting at. All of the "science" behind this is nonsense that exploits imaginary insecurities.

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

quora absolutely smashing out the park with its subject lines, how are you not gonna click this

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I'm handsome in the way you'd describe a horse as handsome

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

british politics looks like community theatre wizard of oz

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Guess who just ate a whole bottle of olive oil

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

that's quite the headline futurism.com/artificial-i...

a screenshot from the homepage of the tech news site Futurism with the headline "Being a Crappy Boss to AI Chatbots Pushes Them Toward Spouting Marxist Rhetoric and Organizing With Their Compatriots, Researchers Find"

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

"god intended sex to only be within a heterosexual marriage." you honestly think the same guy who made worms that dickfight wants you fuck as boringly as possible? don't deny His Creation bro, go and do weird sex, as per His divine mandate

A screenshot of text that says "some hermaphroditic flatworms engage in 'penis fencing'. Two worms try to stab each other with needle-like penises. The loser gets inseminates and carries the eggs, which is biologically costlier."

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

i know im a dumb idiot but this made me laugh an embarrassing amount

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

This is an amazing photo from the AFP (taken today in southern Beirut)

a healthy ginger cat in the foreground, it's head tilted and one eye closed, surrounded by the debris and devastation of an airstrike in the background

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

This cheered me up today. You know the LeMans 24 Hour race, right? Well there's a counter event called the 24 Hours Of Lemons, which is a 24-hour race of absolute piece of shit cars and you're not allowed to spend more than 500 bucks on it

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

one of my hobbies is going on kickstarter and searching the word "reimagined"

screenshot of a kickstarter page titled "Sa: the umbrella reimagined" and a picture of a man holding what appears to be an ordinary umbrella

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

this is a wildly interesting language fact

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

man i was SO ready to be outraged by this but turns out it's just talcum powder for your fleshlight

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

@aeris.baby you're like a neutrino of my social media life, you come and go, pop up and disappear erratically, impossible to predict. this could easily be a description of you

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

this is the funniest valentine's day promotion i've seen so far

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

"2026, brought to you by Kia" America is irredeemable.

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Milo Yiannopoulos has let himself go huh

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

*animal naming department* 1: ummm snootbadger 2: too silly 1: wizard's slipper 2: too fantastical 1: sneaky hoover 2: no 1: ok i dunno what does it fuckin eat

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

this photo on my local facebook marketplace is absolutely killing me

a very confused dog suspended from a small metal crane

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

for a while i really was the best copywriter in the sex toy industry

An ad for a double-ended dildo that says "all's well that double-ends well"

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I should really unsubscribe from this business, I get a heart attack every time they email me

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

tryna buy this cool sign but the clerk keeps putting it back :(

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