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Dudeysseus Bronememnon

@thatsdudebro.bsky.social
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Don't funk with bees Top? Yeah I'm a Tyranno Beat main The antifacist that makes your Dad afraid of cities

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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 26m
Aw shit, algo showing me malfoid after talking about Knights of Guinevere to the work child
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 7h
Watching someone "go their own way" with infinity more social connections, friends, and family who love them, resources, etc, really locks in for me that its the right call. No hope for him then no fukin chance for me. Just gotta wait so I do steal his gimmick too soon
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Haha that thing I always think I can avoid when I go out is back and super strong!
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It feels disingenuous to say Jace hates green. Jace loves Green. Jace loves Green so much he ripped all traces of it out of himself to become his worst possible self. He used Green as the basis for creating the best version and successor of himself. Dude's literally porkin a snake
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hexhaven Invigorator? More like Sexhavin InvigorateHer
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tired of having friends in higher tax brackets, stop flaunting your lives and therapy in front of me
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ed Zitron has been bitching about the AI bubble bursting any day for like 2 years, I hope it does but its very much becoming boy crying wolf, especially when releasing 3 minutes of content with 5 min of ads and intro. Why bother doing work when you can just say the same things over and over
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WoW Forever means there's a Garrosh Hellscream that gets to grow up peacefully Might have to play
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Purposefully defended myself from the plaintiff side of court. Judge was confused, lawyer looked like a pushover, landlord look pissed when judge asked HIM "Do you plan to vacate the premesies" Plus landlords black af so it made the judge look mad racist. Fuck them, fuck decorum, fuck the state
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Forgot I missed okra
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Day 1 of Grand Sumo and all I'm super hopeful Woolie gets a chance to watch with the English commentary. Raja Pradhan is my favorite too, love his excitement!
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 14/09/2026
Some Dems are running away from trans people. Abdul El-Sayed, Dem Senate Candidate in Michigan, is running towards them. When asked, he fully and unequivocally support trans youth care as a matter between parents, patients, and doctors. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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"The Decision Ought To Be Between A Patient And Their Doctor," Says Michigan Senate Candidate El-Sayed On Trans Care
Even conservatives “agree that the decision about healthcare ought to be between a person and their provider,” El-Sayed said.
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is Reality Fracture a Homestuck?
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This feels so greedy because I love all my gay friends so fukin dearly, but holy shit I want to be hit on by a woman for fukin once
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don't dream often, but this one had me making out with a gyaru gal who showed me her ass perfectly timed to a gunshot outside. Last thing I remember doing was screaming out "no, that woulda been perfect, why couldn't that have been IT!?" Good omens?
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jace, you built a whole Echoverse, but you didn't stop 9/11!?
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Getting back in MtG as a Jace hater since Lorwyn has been rough
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Turn1Proxy @edhaltered.com · 01/09/2026
I am finally back with another giveaway! Sorry it’s been so long, the summer has been a lot. But, courtesy of @keithulhucards.bsky.social, this week I have an art gallery banana token, Comedian! Just repost to enter, on Sunday the 6th I will pick a winner to get this set of 4!
4 banana tokens with pictures of Comedian, the 2019 art piece that was a banana duct taped to a gallery wall.
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma has a Quibi jumpscare. 10/10
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Last time Omega dropped to the wrong guy on the biggest show of the year the company started tanking. Dark AEW days ahead
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
2XOhNo
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rio Romeo's Alcoholic friends vs Kaki King's Communist friends
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Love cicada cries in the morning
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Steffany Shaheen is using an AI genned late Jimmy Carter ad and its really distributing
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Are Little Bear and Franklin the turtle still friends?
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As a One Piece fan and high heel fetish man I was not prepared for this opening to OP Heroines
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
THEY PUT THE WHALES FROM STAR TREK IV INTO MTG!
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Every fiction author is like "yo look at these lil freaks I made up"
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Nothing better than beating an optimized Vivi and a Narset deck with the Marvel commander I bought from the dollar box
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
Trump has denied most disaster requests from Democratic-led states

A graph  showing Presidential approval rates for disaster requests from Democratic-led states and Republican-led states

Source: POLITICO's E&E News analysis of FEMA records
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you still have a job in videogames at this point it feels imperative to rob or worse your boss
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hadestown is now the only musical where Ive completed the holy trinity of Live on Broadway, Theatrical Release, and Slime Tutorial Lovely musical that tries to get too political for its own good. Now your overarching message is Euridice a ho and rich men win
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Umm, actually, I like talking about the weather, all other small talk sucks but the weather is cool
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The success of Taskmaster is that its both gameshow and reaction content
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Despite Odysseus's guilt we still call our adventures odysseys and our naive mistakes Trojan Horses
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Monkeymonkeymonkey
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I know supereyepatchwolf out there rn calling Kotoeiho the dark prince or sumthin
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wanna see chokecherry live so bad rn
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If watching Sumo has taught me anything its that girls in kimonos with smartphones hits a very specific but nice part of my brain
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone should invent a rent that ISN'T difficult to pay each month.
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Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A look at the education options from around the multiverse, for those of you looking to add to your "My child is a gifted student" bumper sticker collection. My latest from Commander's Herald: commandersherald.com/seven-altern...
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Seven Alternate Options for Students That Didn't Get Into Strixhaven | Commander's Herald
The new school year is right around the corner. If this sends a shiver down your spine as a parent, it may be because your child was one of the many who didn’t make it into this year’s class at Strixh...
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Living that Persona lifestyle cause I have 2 actions in me per day at best
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
once again saying: Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The turtle is a vegetable
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Paul Baribeau on spotify again. Time to bawl in the shower
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bunch of baby ducks, send them to the beach
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Woulda ya still love me if I got paid in woims?
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Dudeysseus Bronememnon @thatsdudebro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Clark was right. The Backrooms are a great place to be and therapists deserve all that and more. Mid movie tho. Almost says something, but its like if some tried to push all Leaves out of the House and clearly didn't get them all.
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