Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 1hAttention cows; Now that you have been sufficiently bathed... It's time for your perfume! 🥰 Hold still dork, smelling pretty is the first part of making you feel pretty, so try not to squirm or I'll put more on! That wasn't so bad, was it? 🤭 000
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 21hAttention cows; ...I think we both know you'd also make a very good piggy! 🤭 Make sure to give the occasional oink whilst you're down there, in the mud. Be good and you'll get some slop. 💚 020
Reposted by Moo🔜Pawsome Locksley/ Moosli the cow/ Timon/ Stitch @moosli.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I heard vibe-coding be described as cuck-coding yesterday, and it's perfect. No type, only watch. How do we make this a thing 4175
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026...ok yeah this is suitably dorky, and something I will be trying in the near future. Thank you! :3 010
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026...ok so between step 2 and step 3 is what is logistically puzzling to me. Like I'm not against trying this, it sounds fun but how the actual fuck does it go beneath the waistband in one piece, with the tapes? How. How. 100
Reposted by MooCesei! 🐐 @ceseigoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Big bouncy ears Big plushsuit maws Big stuffy tails BIG 👏 PADDED 👏 PAWS 0232
Reposted by MooGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 806205394597
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Does it have to be on first or...? Like how does the logistics of this one work? 110
Reposted by MooLaughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Like the phases of the moon, my fantasy of “I need to be hit by several dozen pies while someone laughs at me” is slowly swapping to the much more dangerous “I need to throw several dozen pies at someone who is begging for it” 6281
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Attention cows; Those big pink dorky bows? Yeah they're for you! 🥰 ...What? Why are you looking at me like that? Yes, you do have to wear them all day. I'm sure you'll feel a bit happier when you see the dress I've also picked out for you! 🤭💚 010
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah like don't get me wrong I know AI shit kinda was around (somewhat) last Christmas but part of me, in my mind, thinks this will be the first "AI Christmas" for the reasons you've said above. It is fucking everywhere now. Between relatives prompting shit, and the AI stuff in shops... What do? 110
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Like I imagine this year, this is gonna be the first "big" year where various channels / magazines push "heartwarming and cost effective AI-driven gifts from the heart". I'm kinda half-expecting Good Morning Britain to give a list of prompts to use when making such things. 040
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Something that is a bit of first world problem, but also filling me with dread, is that this Christmas odds are several relatives are going to do "creative gifts" with AI and it's like... What do you realistically do in that scenario? What can you do? I don't think I'm alone in this worry either. 261
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Attention cows; It's bath time! 🧽🫧 Get in the tub. I've sourced a LOT of bubble bath and several rubber duckies to keep you company. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone how much you wanted this. We wouldn't want our silly cow to be embarrassed now would we? 💚 010
Reposted by MooSammy Sheep :3 @wammysammy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Did I really expect a different outcome? That isn't even the right key. 45310
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Attention cows; You may be wondering who the fire hydrant outfit is for. 🤔 ...and the line of people who are either pups, or have dog fursonas... Well... I wouldn't worry about that too much for now. 🤭 020
Reposted by MooLatimer: Doggo Express! @latimer.dog · 01/10/2026It is a badge of honour, as someone vocal about accessibility in the fandom, that I have been pre-emptively blocked by the latest UK furry event - that happens to have a word in its name that strikes me as a tad insensitive, especially in the context of people's wellbeing and mental health. 182
Reposted by MooSammy Sheep :3 @wammysammy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was encouraged to make good sheep decisions and very, very bad collie decisions this #SammySheeptober And here's the result.... *huff* 4599
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They leave 5% of any drinks container full when drinking a drink. 110
Reposted by Mookobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026a tiny kobold is squeaking at you. she will not stop until you pet her 913026
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is why I get loop/hook tabs lmao. The second the tapes stretch, or I have to reseal them, I'm essentially screwed lol. 010
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Anyone know of any World of Warcraft TG chats? Weirdly the two on furlist are dead, and while I've been in a couple active runescape ones, I can't seem to find any for WoW! 000
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It is so fucking good. Everyone is having shit performance, as it is fairly unoptimised, though. Secondary lighting and Target FPS seem to be the biggest two culprits, though. 110
Reposted by MooJAMIEvx🏳️⚧️ @jamievx.com · 26/09/2026Being a gooey fox in remembrance of @gooeydeer.com 🎨 @kiyonescarlet.bsky.social 126749
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm literally in the process of ripping all my PS1 / PS2 games to .iso so I can emulate them on my computer. Why? Sony has fucked any and all good will I had for them. I don't even want to see a PlayStation on my shelf. Fuck them lol. 030
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Attention cows; I spoke to a local farmer, and he's let me borrow a spare pen and stable for you for the weekend. 🤭 What's the matter? You told me how much you wanted to be a "good cow" just a few hours ago. Well... after we've made you look the part, I'm sure you'll be fine. Probably. 💚 120
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have had this happen to me! Ice cream sounds like a great idea at first but it is fucking cold, and somehow took a while to melt. The rest felt nice though. 🥰 031
Reposted by MooBlizzardCS @support.blizzard.com · 23/09/2026The World of #Warcraft: Forever Beta is live! If you haven't yet, make sure you've signed up, as more invites will go out during the length of the Beta testing phase. blizz.ly/46EvbIX 7163
Reposted by MooRye Pony 🔜 MIR, NO, ANE @ryepony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NEW HORSE SONG open.spotify.com/track/6nXEQV...open.spotify.comI'm a Horse (feat. .exegesis)Kyle Gordon, .exegesis · I'm a Horse (feat. .exegesis) · Song · 2026 0152
Reposted by MooRinger-er @mis.mmmatch.es · 22/09/2026hey Siri how do I write an invite for a very specific type of party 1191
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Top 5 albums when I was 18: - All Killer No Filler - Sum 41 - blink-182 - Dude Ranch - Green Day - Insomniac - Fall Out Boy - Believers Never Die (Greatest Hits) - The Offspring - Americana I still listen to 4 of these regularly. I don't know why, but I don't listen to Sum 41 as much these days. 010
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Attention cows; There's under seven days left on my Highland Cow partial fursuit listing on TheDealersDen! You could become a cow too. Roll in mud, moo at friends and strangers, become what you've always wanted to be. 💚 www.thedealersden.com/listing/ychs...thedealersden.comYCHSuits Highland Cow Partial FursuitListing is for for a Highland Cow fursuit Head, Hoof hand paws, and Tail, by YCHSuits.The fursuit was comissioned around 2020, but it has been rarely used. The suit is listed as “See Description” condition due to the flaw outlined with the internal su... 044
Reposted by MooArtemis Fox 🦊 @madeinbatter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Damn bro, check out those curves 🦊😵💫 📸 - valandriel_winterwind 0265
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Morning! Appreciate I'm probably gonna be the millionth person to ask this, but is there gonna be any news / updates around the WoW: Forever FPS issues? 110
Moo @thatmooguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Attention cows; Your slop rations will be withheld until you've sufficiently explained why you "need them". ...Yes, that means you need to beg for them. Get on with it, dork! 💚 030