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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 20h
Trying extremely hard and failing to not be visibly flustered as someone describes a situation in which my null spot is the target of abuse until it’s finally used to plug an erupting volcano ♨️🦆💦♨️
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The side effect of hanging out with kind, creative people is lamenting that I still don't feel like the best self I want to bring them. I'm a comedian who thinks all his friends are funnier than he is. I'm a writer whose weaknesses show the second he's not describing furry kink. I have work to do.
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Wild (Sheeptember) Sammy :3 @wammysammy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Layered version of the sheep sundae 🐑🍨 I like seeing each one "added" so I can imagine I'm watching them get messed up! #SammySheeptember
A border collie lies in a plastic pool. They are locked in a sheep costume, with a banana costume layered over the top. They are blushing and squirming with embarrassment as they are made into a "human" ice cream sundae. This is the second image, where the dog (sheep?) is covered in three giant neopolitan ice cream scoops. They are melting down the sides of their body and creating even more of a mess.A border collie lies in a plastic pool. They are locked in a sheep costume, with a banana costume layered over the top. They are blushing and squirming with embarrassment as they are made into a "human" ice cream sundae. This is the third image, where there is a large drizzle of chocolate syrup over the ice cream. A border collie lies in a plastic pool. They are locked in a sheep costume, with a banana costume layered over the top. They are blushing and squirming with embarrassment as they are made into a "human" ice cream sundae. This is the fourth image, where large, billowy piles of whipped cream are covering the previously added ice cream and chocolate syrup.A border collie lies in a plastic pool. They are locked in a sheep costume, with a banana costume layered over the top. They are blushing and squirming with embarrassment as they are made into a "human" ice cream sundae. This is the fifth image, where rainbow sprinkles have been scattered over the messy dog (sheep?), sticking to the whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and ice cream.
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I Need To Make Out With Cartoon Characters
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*daydreaming about dressing someone in a ridiculous outfit, tying them to a chair, and throwing pies at them until my arm gets tired* :) *daydreams that same thing but I’m eating a Caniac Combo while doing it* 😈😈😈🎉🎊💦👀😈
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People always take “I’m into cartoons” as “I think Bugs Bunny is hot” when it’s more “I need someone to drop pianos on me over and over again until my brain stops having thoughts and I’m a drunk woozy mess”
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Wild (Sheeptember) Sammy :3 @wammysammy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How easily do you think all this pie is gonna come out of my wool? Thoroughly creamed for #SammySheeptember because I wouldn't have it any other way.
An anthro sheep with markings that resemble a border collie sits, legs outstretched, with their arms and head in wooden stocks. They look nervous and embarrassed, their cheeks blushing, and they have a handwritten pink and white sign hanging around their neck that says "PIE ME"An anthro sheep with markings that resemble a border collie sits, legs outstretched, with their arms and head in wooden stocks. They have a handwritten pink and white sign hanging around their neck that says "PIE ME", which has encouraged someone to cover the poor sheep in multiple pies! One pie missed and hit the stocks, leaving a mark of cream before falling beside the sheep. One pie hit one of the sheep's feet hooves, with the tin resting on the foot still. One pie has been pushed down onto the sheep's left knee, and another is resting on the sheep's left hooved hand. One pie has been shoved into the sheep's blushing face, helping to hide their embarrassment a little bit. A final pie has been shoved directly on the sheep's soft, wooly null crotch, leaving a huge mess and likely turning the sheep on quite a bit.
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*plagued by visions of kinks so visceral that my eyelid is twitching and I’ve been breathing through my mouth exclusively for a hour* Next on our agenda is claim #9751392,
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You should DM me the strange and maybe unhinged things you want to do to my characters, because there is a non-zero chance that I will want to have it done
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Kal'hona next cons: Camppaw, FM, ACFI @kalhona.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Updated for asexuals
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unfortunately I Am Still Thinking About Kissing Fursuits
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Daydreaming about being more flirtatious in suit and it leading to more situations where cute toons are play smooching me (and sometimes More) but I keep putting the offer on the table like “maybe it would be OK if we showed each other our laughing places” My crotch is smooth, my moves are not
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I remember there being a post that was along the lines of “is your fursona who you want to be or who you want to bang” and I think it’s important to remember Smacky is Extremely Both
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Ringer-er @mis.mmmatch.es · 28/08/2026
paradise can mean a lot of things
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
OK you know the gag where someone's really hungry and they look over and their friend is a talking turkey leg? I wanna be the turkey leg in that situation but instead of hungry the person is REALLY smoochy
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🦆: I should have big funny udders and a stuffed chest 🦊: heehee, ba-WOW, cow booba 🦆: MOOba 🦊: 🦆: my favorite genre of video game
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
thinking about that scene in God of War 2018 where Kratos is retrieving his old weapon from underneath his house except it's me delicately unfolding a flag covering a box labeled "forcefem"
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Smacky knocking on my door with two shopping bags full of fresh cream pies is one of my most reoccurring fantasies, and if you play your cards right, it could be one of your most reoccurring realities
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s less a “sexual fantasy” and more a “screwball toon who’s all smiles presses their face against mine while pulling me into a broom closet and several minutes of wacky sound effects play while hearts fly out with such force the door is nearly ripped off its hinges”
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👏worldbuilding👏makes👏kinks👏hotter👏👏👏👏
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m a bad guest but a good director
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My bits in the big show were kinda scuffed, which was a bummer. Then I got pulled aside and received glowing praise on my stage presence from a former dean of Ringling Brother’s Clown College who said “study up and you have a long career ahead of you. I see it.” I’m glowing like the freakin sun
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*walking into the room wearing a lion’s pelt that says “I Asked For Help and People Were Super Enthusiastic To Give It”* hey
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This week so far has felt like a dream where I have to take a Chinese test I didn’t study for, but I had 20 years to study and just read the cover of the book over and over, but then sometimes the questions are randomly in English and people clap when I get that one right? I’m Good but I’m ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
*on hour 23 of being awake and misreading Embassy Suites as Messy Suites* STOP THE CAR
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Getting everything you need out of some daydreaming and getting to delete the embarrassing, risky text you were about to hit Send on
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🦆: OK what about… a toon plummets into the ground headfirst and gets stuck up to their shoulders, sticking straight up, and then someone comes along and mounts them sideways between their legs, null-to-null, 🧠: could we just maybe try being remotely interested in conventional sex 🦆: no
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
mad as hell because I keep seeing this video and catch myself drooling just a little bit at the suggestion
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Thank you all for letting me openly obsess about toony shapes and null spots. It will continue to happen and will be louder
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The only things I've been able to think about lately are bullying pooltoys and rubbing null spots. Luckily- as @twerptoy.bsky.social helps me demonstrate- it's pretty easy to do both at once!! 🦆🥴💫🐰
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I need null spot media like it’s a secret seventh food group. I will not be comfortable in my own body until I have a smooth, featureless curve between my legs. Find me the Sex Wizard I need to piss off so I can trick him into giving me the coolest curse ever
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There’s a small cluster of folks I used to RP a lot with who were the first I ever shared Leftfield with. They loved it as much as I did, so I invited them to stay. Their characters live there. One I haven’t spoken to in years. Another told me six months ago he was done with furries. Feels… weird.
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🧠: You should be more vulnerable 🦆: I have never known defeat on the field of combat 🧠: 🦆: I’m weak to Fire type damage 🧠: 🦆: …Being objectified is kind of hot maybe? 🧠: It’s a start
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A weighted blanket isn’t enough anymore. I need a cartoony animal to lay on top of me and press their smug face against mine before ripping the plug to the lamp out of the wall
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m always really flattered when a friend who does ABDL art asks if my characters can cameo on a TV screen or equivalent. “I want them to be watching cartoons!” I’m cartoons. :3c
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I love living a life where people are nothing but welcoming and supportive of my flirtatious exploration even though I only ever say stuff like "you're so cute I need to do Roger Rabbit shit to you"
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I love wrapping up an RP scene and immediately knowing "ooooh yeah, that's one I'm gonna be thinking about for years" 🥰
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I need more toons into WAM. I need to know throwing this pie at you is funny but also makes you feel funny in a secondary cool, secret way
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Anyway I love RPing being a toon who messes you up real bad and then we make out and touch null spots together but also we never stop having the pie fight. That’s important.
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Really struggle to find good WAM-specific adjectives. Sloppy and dirty evoke more of a slob. Messy itself has some crossover with ABDL that makes it… well, messy. Sticky, goopy, mucky… I guess I have no choice but to keep saying “I love making people [covered head to toe in sweet pie cream]”
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Got texted a photo of a pie-covered fursuiter captioned “HAPPY PIE JULY” and 1. I love my friends 2. 😳 3. I am going to be so annoying about this theme month specifically
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I just think that every good kink scene is “I don’t like this or want this to happen” for the first 80% and then the last 20% flips to “this was secretly the only thing I’ve ever wanted and I never want it to stop”
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
In case anyone was keeping track, someone RP’d themselves fixing their bowtie and smiling after I hit them with a pie *checks clock* four hours ago and I’ve been so consumed by Want I can’t think straight
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I really like doing “let me arbitrarily rank your characters” jokes but I sure don’t like the two days after where my mentions are nothing but people sad they weren’t included. Even if it’s in jest I feel like I’m on damage control every time.
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Getting lead around on a leash: nah, no thanks Getting lead around by a vaudeville hook: Oooh wait that's cute Getting a banjo smashed over your head and then pulled around by the neck of it while it's stuck: I'M WINNING MYSELF OVER OH NO
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Shoutout to every piece of art where someone covers themselves in paint/goo stylized in their pride flag’s colors. Intentionally WAM or not, it both goes hard and is stupid hot. 🏳️‍🌈💯 (Also I kinda want one)
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Seeing pictures of farfurs IRL and comments like “gosh you must be HEAVY” or “so FAT 😵‍💫” and it’s dudes who are my size
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Had a friend poke me for an impromptu spice-leaning RP, which they shyly admitted was an excuse to try the long-distance remote functions on a new toy they'd got. Lessons learned: 1. that ruled 2. being able to make someone keymash on demand is a thrill 3. There's no denying it any more, I'm a top
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I don’t post about ever time I daydream about being injected with the serum that turns my body into a curvy, well-endowed toony cow with a bell collar and goofy looking udders because if I did you’d see the words “cow moment” on your timeline at least once every seven hours
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Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Messy slapstick is the best kink and anytime I see talking animals partaking my heart beats out of my chest and I have to hit myself with a hammer to calm down. I love funny goop-coated critters so much, I need more of them
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