Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 14m"What an astonishing coincidence that 63% of you have developed asthma at the same time." - Jurgen Klopp, 2020 032
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 45mFucking hate him. He used to get dog's abuse whenever he'd rock up to present a match from Tranmere. 110
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 59mVery disappointing that they don't call it The Big Match any more. At least it isn't hosted by Elton Welsby. 110
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 2hI saw this in a gallery once and its portholes followed me round the room, but I couldn't get a trace on it. 010
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 3hSome hope here that, when WW3 reaches these shores, we may see an improvement from Royal Mail. 000
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 3hWhat a very odd live text of the BBC's flagship Sunday politics show. 0844: Wes Streeting will be on Sunday with LK. 1007: That's all from Sunday with LK. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cw...bbc.co.ukStreeting says UK 'stands with Zelensky' after Trump calls for new Ukraine president - watch liveShadow chancellor Andrew Griffith, Scottish First Minister John Swinney and chair of Jewish Greens, Vivien Lichtenstein are also on the show. 100
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 16hNot much in the way of aurora here, but the local church does appear to be headed for orbit. 120
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 16hRed alerts, but it's cold and windy, and I'm old and tired. 000
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 18hI'm going to have to start watching his press conferences live again, just in case. 030
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 18hHe looks worse than ever, too. His face is like one giant bruise and his eyes are swollen almost shut. 130
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 18hThat is the softest defending... 010
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 18hSpurs are absolutely determined to finish with fewer points than even Man City this season, aren't they? 010
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 18hAnd clear skies over Wirral currently. Come on! 010
Reposted by Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The Crochet Bandit has been at it again. 121
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 19h"Ah. There's a man over there being eaten by a tiger. Let me just whip my phone out for the socials." 030
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 23hElvis Presley, August 16, 1977 I hate my brain. 030
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 23hI will stick the entire thing up my arsehole and then mail it back to them. 100
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 23hGreat job, everybody - the crowds are literally nones deep. 071
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He's just lying there purring away. He really is the most docile creature I've ever met. 010
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The Crochet Bandit has been at it again. 121
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I hope they left enough for that poor little boy to get the hand unfusing surgery. 010
Reposted by Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈Phil Sturgeon 🌳🚵⚓️ @philsturgeon.com · 10/10/2026Let me show you a little bit of the work being done at Hazel Wood, the ancient woodland @protect.earth acquired to extend Warleigh Nature Reserve. How do we go about coppicing, and wtf is a Frankenhedge?! 2165
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Slither, you say?static.klipy.comRoy JayAlt: Roy Jay 030
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"*Clonk*" - Oswald Mosley, Liverpool, 1937. 082
Reposted by Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈Mags Campbell @magscampbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Happy Banjax a Fascist Day to all who celebrate. 0111
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Another record City are taking from Everton, thanks to their cheating. 000
Reposted by Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈Emma Williams @emanemz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Please can you give this a boost as I’m getting very little traction on my posts. im working hard every day to improve my skills, learn new techniques and research what I need to know. I really want to be proud of myself. www.instagram.com/p/DeTp_q8tAa...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 058
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Stupidly talented son decided to make a hat last night. 1170
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There's a noodle place in Liverpool called Kokoro that I sing the Totoro tune at, every time we pass, much to the delight* of my son. Absolute hatred. 200
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Kokomo, Ko-KO-mo!, Kokomo, Ko-KO-mo!static.klipy.comTotoro Hula Hooping FunAlt: Totoro Hula Hooping Fun 130
Reposted by Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854 136134325749
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It provided weeks of entertainment for me though 😆 030
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My brother bought one of them and the little blue bit snapped off in his ear, and the hospital spent ages (a few appointments over about two weeks) having to dig it out because it was stuck fast in his mucky lug hole. 110
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Is JD dialling in from 1982? 000
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"They must also be able to speak and write English to a satisfactory level." While I welcome anything that limits Nadine Dorries' return to Westminster, it's a no from me, Alice. 020
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"You won't see this in the mainstream media" *Posts a screenshot of a BBC graphic* I'm not actually sure if it's me or them that are cut out to be a member of a political party. 110
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Depends what day of the week it is. 020
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Time for Sir Paul to put all that Beatles money to good use. 330
Reposted by Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Zio" is a term coined by David Duke, Grand Wizard of the KKK. Please stop using it. 27013
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They could use it to open his new helipad. 100
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026On the White House lawn. 110
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'd rather have some Roses or Quality Street, if I'm honest. 030
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Made some art for my wife's Bookstagram account. I am a 43 year old man. 010
Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's only allowed to be called that if it comes from the Banter region of France. This is just sparkling misogyny, lads. 000