Reposted by kongAdam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet 131553393
Reposted by kongBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Yeah I'd like to get laid... laid to rest! 221259178
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 27/06/2026suspended on twitter for no reason and appeal is in permanent limbo so im dming oomfs to let them know when i mentally like/retweet their posts 031
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Look Back and Goodbye, Eri back-to-back, man what an author. Fujimoto i will never turn on you 000
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 09/05/2026reading all of fire punch in 24hrs is even better the 2nd time around 000
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 07/05/2026absolutely rancid vibes from the late night deadlock random friend request 010
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 26/03/2026read all of Fire Punch in 24hrs, starting the day after Chainsaw Man ended... having had some time to digest, it's safe to say whatever Fujimoto makes next I will be there day 1. nobody is doing it like him right now 000
Reposted by kongderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/01/2026no greenlander ever called me a libtard 212195541849
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 07/01/2026sometimes i think "if only i was born 10 years earlier my life would've been so much better, before dating apps and social media" and then the more i think about it, i would've watched the towers fall at 16, joined the marines, and died for an oil company in iraq or afghanistan. maybe this is fine 000
Reposted by kongBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it 1144178482
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 14/11/2025tried to read to the next chapter and it turns out im caught up 010
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 01/11/2025ok it's been enough years, i will reread chainsaw man (and give part 2 a go) 000
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 22/05/2025just felt legitimate nostalgia for those commercials of The Edge, a 3 CD set complete with 50 HUGE hits for only $29.99, the only way to get these tracks at a value this good. you cant get this 50 track selection in any store. this is all the edge you need 000
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 20/11/2024i keep thinking "well, there's no way it gets worse from here" and then the next day it's dr oz in charge of healthcare 200
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 19/09/202316 hours ago i was awake. felt refreshed and ready for the day. suddenly - out of nowhere - im feeling slow and sluggish. my eyes are hard to keep open. they say "oh you're just feeling sleepy." nobody has ever called me "sleepy" before, but now seemingly everyone is saying it. who is behind this? 000
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 25/08/2023it may have taken a long time, but it was all worth it for this moment #johnporkmugshot 030
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 13/08/2023be honest with me. do you not want a 2nd date because i gave you the ick when i ran into that wall that was hyper-realistically painted to look like a tunnel? 030
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 30/07/2023in the commune my job is to fuck the wives of the men that go away to war, and i expect to be thanked for my service 030
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 30/07/2023you can tell this is just a site for terminally online twitter users because people are already calling random schizos spamming posts about a topic and getting 0 likes "drama" and "discourse" 020
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 29/07/2023im the ayatollah khomeini of straight dudes that date bi chicks 010
Reposted by kongEspeon @awkwardespeon.bsky.social · 26/07/2023Btw I do DnD character commissions! DM if you are ever interested:) #dnd #dnd5e #commissions 094
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 24/07/2023[joined-bluesky-last-week voice] ugh now that twitter is fucking up there's an influx of new posters, and it's completely changing the whole vibe :/ 010
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 24/07/2023the x was there all along, we just needed the push to click it 010
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 21/07/2023okay, but what if the sex worker gets paid in NFTs? what does your discourse have to say now? 000
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 20/07/2023barbie has gone woke. clifford is marxist propaganda. legos are pro-abortion. power rangers are racist against white people 001
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 18/07/2023[to the tune of Ginuwine's "Pony"] if you're hungry let's eat it yummy girl dinner 000
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 16/07/2023aint no reason for a plate of mozzarella sticks to be 11 dollars 010
kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 16/07/2023how many posts are we allowed to see a day on this thing? the owner isnt manically posting about it so im a little confused 190