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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i am just a Sensitive, Young™ "Man"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yeah I'd like to get laid... laid to rest!
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
upstate weekend
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
suspended on twitter for no reason and appeal is in permanent limbo so im dming oomfs to let them know when i mentally like/retweet their posts
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Look Back and Goodbye, Eri back-to-back, man what an author. Fujimoto i will never turn on you
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
reading all of fire punch in 24hrs is even better the 2nd time around
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
absolutely rancid vibes from the late night deadlock random friend request
steam page of an account called "Melancholy Femboy" with a pending friend request. only 3 games are Deadlock, Marvel Rivals, and VRChat, with fewer than 65hrs total between them.
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
average harry potter fan
deadlock match chat. paige says "RAVENCLAW GANG". haze named "♥ His Ravenclaw ♥" responds "i dont care what she pull out them rick&morty boxers, im puttin it in my mouf". paige replies with "oh"
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
read all of Fire Punch in 24hrs, starting the day after Chainsaw Man ended... having had some time to digest, it's safe to say whatever Fujimoto makes next I will be there day 1. nobody is doing it like him right now
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
danny
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
when is it my turn to be happy.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
sometimes i think "if only i was born 10 years earlier my life would've been so much better, before dating apps and social media" and then the more i think about it, i would've watched the towers fall at 16, joined the marines, and died for an oil company in iraq or afghanistan. maybe this is fine
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
deadlock chat, mina says "krill what does your name mean" and a krill named "IFuckMinaAfterEveryMatch" says "uh"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
tried to read to the next chapter and it turns out im caught up
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Guide To Pets (1/2)
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
ok it's been enough years, i will reread chainsaw man (and give part 2 a go)
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
just felt legitimate nostalgia for those commercials of The Edge, a 3 CD set complete with 50 HUGE hits for only $29.99, the only way to get these tracks at a value this good. you cant get this 50 track selection in any store. this is all the edge you need
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
i get it now
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
caught up on hxh. now we wait
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
normal 2024 twitter experience
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i keep thinking "well, there's no way it gets worse from here" and then the next day it's dr oz in charge of healthcare
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
housemate got kittens
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
kinda forgot this existed for a minute there
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
16 hours ago i was awake. felt refreshed and ready for the day. suddenly - out of nowhere - im feeling slow and sluggish. my eyes are hard to keep open. they say "oh you're just feeling sleepy." nobody has ever called me "sleepy" before, but now seemingly everyone is saying it. who is behind this?
tucker carlson looking confused at the camera
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
it may have taken a long time, but it was all worth it for this moment #johnporkmugshot
John B. Pork's mugshot from his arrest in Fulton County, Georgia. He's being charged in relation to former president Donald Trump's RICO case for conspiring to overthrow the 2020 presidential election.
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
things are happening on the other website
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
be honest with me. do you not want a 2nd date because i gave you the ick when i ran into that wall that was hyper-realistically painted to look like a tunnel?
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
squirrel dinner
a pile of acorns
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
already do
two fists with the words "FEAR" and "WOKE" tattooed on the knuckles
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
in the commune my job is to fuck the wives of the men that go away to war, and i expect to be thanked for my service
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
you can tell this is just a site for terminally online twitter users because people are already calling random schizos spamming posts about a topic and getting 0 likes "drama" and "discourse"
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
im the ayatollah khomeini of straight dudes that date bi chicks
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Espeon @awkwardespeon.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Btw I do DnD character commissions! DM if you are ever interested:) #dnd #dnd5e #commissions
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
[joined-bluesky-last-week voice] ugh now that twitter is fucking up there's an influx of new posters, and it's completely changing the whole vibe :/
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
the x was there all along, we just needed the push to click it
a web browser's tab for the twitter home screen, with the "x" on the right to close the tab
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
girl dinner
a possum broke into a bakery and ate a ton of pastries. the picture of the possum where he was found, inside of a cardboard box full of treats, with a small hole nibbled through the side. she has jam on her face
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
the type of shit im tryna be on.
barney rubble and fred flintstone sitting next to each other in their own chairs, each holding their own mugs, watching tv together. the implication is that they're married or something idk
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
okay, but what if the sex worker gets paid in NFTs? what does your discourse have to say now?
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
barbie has gone woke. clifford is marxist propaganda. legos are pro-abortion. power rangers are racist against white people
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
[to the tune of Ginuwine's "Pony"] if you're hungry let's eat it yummy girl dinner
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
aint no reason for a plate of mozzarella sticks to be 11 dollars
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kong @thatfellakong.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
how many posts are we allowed to see a day on this thing? the owner isnt manically posting about it so im a little confused
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