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That1Polly

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I’m probably taller than you. #PDX #RCTID #NZ

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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 6h
Absolutley Incredible Indian food at Curry House Raumati Beach, New Zealand 10/10. 😍
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love audio books, but women readers doing a terrible “male” voice is p cringe as the kids might say.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lulz at the Dude Wipes sponsorship on the SJ kits right above their asses. 😂
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crinkle gauze is a nightmare fabric and designers need to STAHPPPP.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Alright we have more than enough technology now. Let’s give this shit a rest.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WHY IS ATLANTA WEARING GREEN AND GOLD???? 🤮 🤮
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well thank god we’ll finally get to the bottom of those pesky chem trails. /s
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Buzz Lightyear No Sign Of Intelligent Life
ALT: Buzz Lightyear No Sign Of Intelligent Life
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We should all talk more about how fucking terrible all this automation is. It hasn’t made anything actually *better* for the consumer.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have automation fatigue just trying to get a RX placed and filled using online tools.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know what doesn’t need ai? My fucking headphones. This shit is ridiculous. I’m getting closer and closer to moving back to a dumb phone.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You guys remember that hat trick from that other game? That was neat. #RCTID
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did that dipshit Dallas announcer just refer to the Maple Leafs as a current soccer team?
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Portland Kismet from the other side of the world in Wellington , NZ. #NZ #PDX
Close up of beer taps centered tsp reads Big Pink, the nickname of a building in Portland, OR.
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NZ Transit Buzz @nztransitbuzz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#StationNews: Auckland Transport has confirmed the names of the new robot cleaners for the City Rail Link stations. Robot Downer Junior Fat Freddy's Mop Meryl Sweep
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
9/5/2026 St Hat-tricks Day ⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️ #RCTID
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Still adjusting to living in a place where I don’t run into someone who knows me every time I leave the house. 😂
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I do not understand cyclists that don’t give a shout to pedestrians or other bikes when passing. It’s so fucking dangerous.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Botox speech affect phenomenon in Hollywood is out of fucking control. It appears no one can use their lips to form words anymore.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ahem. @twd3pdx.bsky.social Spotted at a Food Festival in Wellington, NZ. @rosepdx.bsky.social
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Cesar Hernandez @cesarhfutbol.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Are you a parent/guardian that has a child involved in competitive youth club soccer for boys? Let's chat! Working on a project regarding the pathways to becoming a pro in the U.S. and the underlying costs of youth soccer. DMs open, feel free to reach out to me there.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know every word of song and word of dialogue in the RHPS. I replay the movie in my head at times of great anxiety. Start from the beginning and sing all the songs, go through the story scene by scene until I find my calm.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Mr Curry, and thank you. Time for your Floor Show. #RHPS
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Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
ALT: Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Don’t compare defense moves to Scotty Pipin when you’re announcing SOCCER. asshats. #MLS #RCTID
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I recognize now that my taste buds are all kinds of crazy go-nuts high level of super taster, so most people do not taste things like I do, still, those cat piss hops. Ew.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The hoppy beers in NZ taste decidedly better than the cat piss IpAs in the PNW.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is that a fucking swoosh in the glittered scorch marks on the buildings around portland? Some marketing thing from OMSI and Nike?
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I love meeting soccer people from Manchester who know how to talk proper shit about Neville. 😂
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What the fuck is wrong with @timbers.com flashing lights in the stadium at the end of games? Do they not realize how fucking terrible that shit is? Shame on you whoever decided to do that shit. SHAME #RCTID
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Portland’s National Reputation
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Portland Portland Oregon
ALT: Portland Portland Oregon
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And if you leave that reputation fix up to Travel Oregon or Travel Portland, all you get is a lot of struggling small businesses paying into a sketchy ass MLM for a whole lot of nothing.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Anytime someone from out of state steps in to a public position in portland and starts talks talking about “fixing portland’s national reputation” they are fucking brain washed idiots.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ted Lasso launched the season before Apple TV got MLS rjghts, perhaps this season is a harbinger of women’s soccer broadcasts…
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Timbers Army @timbersarmy.org · 05/08/2026
Turn this up! TY @djsacrilicious.com for the remix #gutthefish #RCTID
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Seattle’s coach being so upset he’s crashing out on the after game presser is the best gift.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jack Cassidy for President of All Soccer. ⚽️ 🥇 🌟
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
How many interim coaches are working currently in MLS because of shit coaches being fired, and how long til Shittle has one? 😂
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#RCTID
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Kermit The Frog Sips Lipton Tea
ALT: Kermit The Frog Sips Lipton Tea
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jack Cassidy says he hears he’ll never have to buy a drink in Portland again, so if anyone’s listening, he prefers a “N/A Heineken” and his wife prefers a red wine. #RCTID
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#RCTID
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Nsync - Bye Bye Bye Music Video
ALT: Nsync - Bye Bye Bye Music Video
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You get the yips and you get the yips and you get the yips! Yips for everyone! #RCTID
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Oprah's Iconic Point and Fist Pump
ALT: Oprah's Iconic Point and Fist Pump
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Kelsey doesn’t have his nose strip. Oh shit.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dead fish gonna flop. #RCTID
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We Floppy Fish
ALT: We Floppy Fish
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Can Timbers just keep this coach until the end of the season? Please?
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Look, it's not Canada's fault it takes an entire forest of sage to try to smudge out the U.S.'s evil spirits.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
WHHYYYYYYYYYYYY??? #RCTID
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Cute Furry Creature Yells
Alt: Cute Furry muppet like Creature Yells as if screaming into the void
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jack Cassidy should never pay for a drink in portland ever again. Make it law. #RCTID
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Maybe keep that interim coach.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’ve not seen a single plastic bag anywhere in New Zealand in the nearly 4 months we have been here. It makes my old hippie heart happy.
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