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That1Polly

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I’m probably taller than you. #PDX #RCTID #NZ

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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh god. I could never. What a nightmare that comparison was for me, a tall redhead surrounded by asshole men after Pretty Woman came out.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When a kid asked me I winked and said “No movies” and slid my sunglasses back down over my eyes. 😂😂
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Third time this week someone randomly asked me if I was in movies. My west coast American accent and athletisure making me seem glam on the other side of the world. 😂
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
No notes.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is fantastic. They need to do a blackout version. 😂
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This thread is way better than that match.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#RCTID
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Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
ALT: Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Woman's Hilarious Slide Fail
ALT: Woman's Hilarious Slide Fail
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How bout that run for the playoffs?? #RCTID
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know it’s not not Easter, but this is very tasty. By Remarkable Cream 🥃
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I will be locking all the doors now!
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Luckily he (so far) thinks if his harness is on, he can only go as far as his outdoor lead, so there he was, lying on the turf at the edge of his leash reach, next to the fence, no leash on. 🙀 door slightly ajar. We did not open it.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I need this for my cat.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well we have just realized the the cat has learned how to open the patio door and just wanders out if we don’t lock it. So that’s super fun.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah it’s pretty crazy. Thank god for world clocks on my phone or I’d never get it.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
2:15 PM on Sunday. The timing works incredibly well.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love watching Velde play because I never have to yell SHOOT THE BALL at him. #RCTID
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ughhh
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Slappers choice.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Much better than streaming executions.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And every woman in the Espstien files.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And Michele Obama.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And also every single member of the Biden family.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’d like to see Hillary Clinton punch the orange idiot in his big dumb face.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Summer sets are in stores and Xmas stockings.
a department store mannequin wearing short sets for summer, while the display across the aisle is filled with Christmas bows and stockings.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Photos and filming and calls should not be allowed in public restrooms PERIOD. I do not understand how broken a person is to violate others privacy in that way.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My cat is a Giant Combatative Asshole to all other cats. Loves walking and exploring outside until we see another cat and then, other cat gets too close, and *snap* he’s an impossible hissing, biting, clawing puffed up giant menace. Fucker.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is a brick with my name on it in Pioneer Sq. And I need someone to go find it and take a photo because I am faaaaarrr away.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LULZ
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My cat is stalking a stoat under the bush behind our patio. The growling and perimeter pacing has been non stop for a few hours now.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Portland Oregon had Science in the Pub, not sure if it’s still around.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutley Incredible Indian food at Curry House Raumati Beach, New Zealand 10/10. 😍
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love audio books, but women readers doing a terrible “male” voice is p cringe as the kids might say.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That part doesn’t suck. Job market is freaking ROUGH out there rn. Best of luck.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ugh. Sorry man. But yay for house chores?
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve seen tiny fondue in seamless martini glasses that are super cute. But salad?delusional.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, it’s really stupid. Someone convinced someone this looked “elevated” and didn’t consider no one could put a fork and knife into a martini glass without tossing the damn thing over.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a nightmare to try and eat out of that. Lol. I despise this trend in events.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t bother. It’s painful.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lulz at the Dude Wipes sponsorship on the SJ kits right above their asses. 😂
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty good vibes here in NZ. Cat approved.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crinkle gauze is a nightmare fabric and designers need to STAHPPPP.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Alright we have more than enough technology now. Let’s give this shit a rest.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Moved here almost 6 mos ago. It incredibly beautiful!
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I AM! now positing from my new life in New Zealand. :)
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hate MLS.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol. Sunday afternoon 2:30 pm games are the new normal here.
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WHY IS ATLANTA WEARING GREEN AND GOLD???? 🤮 🤮
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well thank god we’ll finally get to the bottom of those pesky chem trails. /s
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Buzz Lightyear No Sign Of Intelligent Life
ALT: Buzz Lightyear No Sign Of Intelligent Life
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That1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We should all talk more about how fucking terrible all this automation is. It hasn’t made anything actually *better* for the consumer.
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