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Garrett

@thanatostheory.bsky.social
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Magneto apologist.

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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Just two guys looking good on my reddit timeline.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Hey Bryan, what's your treadmill workout these days? I'm gonna go to the gym later and already lifted but wanted to get some cardio in, maybe watch a match at the same time.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Sometimes you're just trying to find a copycat recipe and you find someone talking about inter-racial relations being really good in Florida.
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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Denied unemployment, denied food stamps, a dozen more ignored applications sent out. I’ve been going to church to better myself and nothing’s happening. I’m starving and no one wants to buy anything I’ve attempted to sell. All around just a bad deal. Venmo: @kingcandycaner if you’ve got any to spare
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
As someone who has admittedly had a very tough time trying to get into lucha libre as a whole, I think I may be beginning to understand how it works on a storytelling level. It's a little less struggle and a little more one upping what came before unless I'm totally off.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Lmao I said Randy Fine should die a slow and painful death (which he should) and now I can't tweet for a week.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Just had to explain to my sister in law what the fuck my Violence Gang hoodie was. Turns out there's a big pineapple lifestyle community near where they live which they discovered after their real estate agent asked her husband if they were in the lifestyle.
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Caitlin @probablyclock.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
it's uhhh looking very bad for me this month! we're not making enough money and my grandmother keeps buying random bullshit so we're looking at a really annoying financial situation for the rest of the month! awesome i love being poor in america!!
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Bryan oh my God x.com/TheBubbaArmy...
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Bubba The Love Sponge®️ on X: "EXCLUSIVE: Brooke Hogan calls into our show to talk about the death of her father Hulk Hogan, his wife, what she knew about his health and so much more! https://t.co/JhgUSsb6jl" / X
EXCLUSIVE: Brooke Hogan calls into our show to talk about the death of her father Hulk Hogan, his wife, what she knew about his health and so much more! https://t.co/JhgUSsb6jl
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
New favorite subreddit
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Told a blue check moron to hold his breath underwater for an hour for saying people on EBT getting free aquarium access incentives people to stay poor and my account got insta-nuked.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I fell for the reasoning but I was also a child who was bombarded with conservative talk radio via my mother so I think anyone who falls for it is as intellectually curious as an elementary aged doofus.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Bryan, I don't know if Chris told you but Stavros and Adam talked about Hedonism 2 and Tom's Trips was specifically mentioned.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I am becoming a grumpy old man with every spot that is a series of finish attempts and counters and then a stand off.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Okay, let's stop with the sound bites before entrances. Getting a little too cute with this bullshit, Tony.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Hangman should win for being the only wrestler alive with good politics alone.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I am so happy I found another Marty Scurll hater. I think the thing I find most annoying about him is when he tries to do comedy spots because they're never funny and he is extremely annoying during them.
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امل والدة الطفل هاااشم @aahvshwjvv.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I'm here fighting for my beloved child. You may look down on me for asking for donations. But know that if I could give my child my own physical health, I would do so without asking anyone for donations. But I have no choice, friends. I don't want my child to die. Help me👇🏻 tinyurl.com/amaoiut003 🙏🏻
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The secretary of the Department of Education had a literal fucking pedophile ring in her company during the 80's. She explicitly wants to dismantle the DOE which would remove federal funds to go to schools for things like special education. I fucking hate the entire McMahon family.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Friendly reminder that Linda McMahon is not a dumb boomer but also someone who failed to properly fire individuals in the WWF who were running a literal pedophile ring.
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Tony Khan you must respond with another dangerous anti-establishment comedian.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
If you can, please donate to or share the fund for @ahmedqan1.bsky.social www.gofundme.com/f/a-humanita...
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Donate to “A Humanitarian Appeal from Gaza: A Family’s Struggle for Sa, organized by Mohammed Qandeel
Hello everyone, I am Ahmed Qandeel from the Gaza Strip, speci… Mohammed Qandeel needs your support for “A Humanitarian Appeal from Gaza: A Family’s Struggle for Sa
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Wanted to take a "Why he mad? What's his power?" sign to Revolution tonight but my wife told me I couldn't be a Guys Guy. It's not even about swinging, it could be so much worse!!
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I'm so fucking annoyed at whiny babies accusing people of being whiny babies for not liking Jey Uso winning the Rumble. Who cares! If you like Jey winning, cool! Not everyone has to share your bad opinion of liking him.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Bryan, I have a great follow up episode idea for Wrestling Guys: Women's Wrestling Guys. It's a great cross section of wrestling guys and the horniest men alive.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
For SoCal friends, Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can. For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
All, the Pasadena Humane Society is asking for donations - they're taking in animals right now, and are also preparing to evacuate if needed. Please consider helping:
give.pasadenahumane.org
Eaton Fire Emergency
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
2. AirBNB is partnering with 211 to offer free housing to those impacted. If you need housing assistance and are in the impacted regions, please region out to 211. If you have a property, and you can host, please go to AirBnb and sign up:
news.airbnb.com
Airbnb.org offers temporary housing to people impacted by Los Angeles wildfires
To support those impacted by the wildfires in Los Angeles, Airbnb.org is working with local organizations to provide free, temporary housing to people displaced from their homes.
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
3. GoFundMe has set up their verified section fro those being impacted by CA wildfires: www.gofundme.com/c/act/wildfi...
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Donate to California Wildfires and Help Those in Need
Devastating wildfires are raging throughout California. Donate to verified California wildfire relief fundraisers, or start your own.
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
4. World Central Kitchen is ready to help CA:
donate.wck.org
World Central Kitchen
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
5. GlobalGiving has their CA page set up:
globalgiving.org
California Wildfire Relief Fund
California is facing another severe wildfire crisis, with multiple fires threatening communities across southern California. Several deaths have been reported, tens of thousands of families have been forced to evacuate, and many people have suffered significant injuries and burns. All donations to this fund will support wildfire relief and recovery efforts in California. Your donation will directly help people in need by providing food, water, and shelter through vetted nonprofits.
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
6. LAFD is accepting donations to help support the firefighters on the ground right now: supportlafd.kindful.com For those who aren't local, it's been a BIG story that there aren't enough firefighters to go around right now, basically.
supportlafd.kindful.com
Los Angeles Fire Department Foundation | Kindful
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
7. MutualAid LA has a list of links and ways to support: mutualaidla.org
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Mutual Aid LA Network
Mutual Aid LA Network is a connector and information hub for mutual aid efforts across Los Angeles.
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
8. uber is offering free rides up to $40 to get to emergency shelters (per this press conference)- use the code wildfire2024.
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
9. The California Community Foundation has set up their wildfire relief fund:
calfund.org
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
10. Baby2Baby is providing diapers, formula and other critical supplies for families. You can donate here: donate.baby2baby.org/give/440908/... Their original post here: x.com/baby2baby/st...
donate.baby2baby.org
Baby2Baby's Disaster Relief & Emergency Response Program
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/01/2025
Your periodic reminder that if you need to get out of your house FAST, do not bother trying to stuff your cats into carriers, just scoop them up in pillowcases. (You can drop said squirming rage sacks into carriers for added security if you have time.)
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
My wife sometimes pokes fun of me that she suspects I might be on the spectrum. Why is this? Being slightly anxious about being so close to a fire evacuation zone, I decided why not buy a compilation DVD of some of Samoa Joe's ROH title defenses in 2003. She may have a point.
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Garrett @thanatostheory.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Curious if calling John Fetterman a fucking ape for doing Israel apologia will be what gets my Twitter account nuked. I think it would be cool if it did because John Fetterman's stroke didn't go far enough.
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