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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

h9 having an old body that breaks down for stupid reasons when I’m trying my damnedest to get out of this pit.

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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026

Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mox looking over at the greasy seat in his truck and sighing happily, a lone tear streaming down.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Glad I’m not the only one in town with phone signal that only works about a minute for every three.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So we’re just not going to wear shoes at all, huh?

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think I’m the only person on Earth who liked Pepsi Fire.

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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 15/09/2026

Megatron knows about GCW and MDK! 😂 Credit to @HalfSack123 on Twitter

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bought cologne for the first time since KISS Him because the ladies complained that my deodorant gives out quickly in 90° weather in a warehouse. I don’t even know what it smells like, I just want everyone to be happy.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Kind of crazy looking around and finding big chunks of debris from the storm with no idea where it came from.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Finally got employer-issued shirts for the first time since the Air Force over twenty years ago, lol.

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Rickee @rickeelynn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Renee: Look what you've built! TK: We. We've built. This is what separates AEW from the others #AEWAllIn

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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The birthday tradition continues

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Debating on going to the most midwestern wedding ever between a guy who works at Casey’s and a girl who works at Dollar General who’ve been dating for three months in a church that used to be a movie theater.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I’ve yet to have The Big Cry. Bear with me and I’m sorry in advance.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I saw a family of raccoons this morning, that was cool.

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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

MCMG the first time they saw that RATTA TAT TAT monstrosity: “………..pretty cool, huh?” 😐

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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

24-HOURS LEFT to pre-order the ALL-NEW technical difficulties t-shirt NOW on mysterywrestling.shop! Pre-sale ends tomorrow on AUGUST 7TH! #MysteryWrestling

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

wym The Beginner’s Guide has more than one ending?

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WCW Worldwide Fansite @wcwworldwide.com · 16/07/2026

Even my Mii Hulkster ended up becoming publicly scorned for his actions (he forgot the password on his tablet).

Photo consists of the game Tomodachi Life on a television, image shows an upset Hulk Hogan Mii character in front of microphones holding a press conference.

Text reads, “I want to apologize to my family, my friends, my neighbors, the guy at the bus stop watching shows over my shoulder, and the tablet itself. I’ve failed you all.”

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Saw a kid whiz by on an E-bike on the road instead of threatening to run over my toes on the sidewalk. 🤯

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I! LIKE! THAT! RUSSO! TALKS! LIKE! THIS! WHEN! HE’S! STRAIGHT! UP! LYING! Bro.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

One last pic before they’re no longer white.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I’ve been living with regret, guilt, and remorse every day for almost 20 years, lmao.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Gun to my head, name every mistake I’ve made.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Me: Kinda crazy no one in The Walking Dead has the same name. Also me: How many fucking Andys are there in “The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia?!?”

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

My local hardware store has a shop cat named Carrot and I think he’s less of a shop cat and more like a cat that happens to stay at a shop.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This is the least hyped I’ve been for a Toy Story sequel.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Pros: Feeling cooler, masks fit again Cons: Having to resize all of my hats. :/

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Mike Murphy @mcwm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

this would make a great exclamation

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Plugged my clippers in. It’s time.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

John Lennon used to be cruel to his woman and beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved. He still did, but he used to, too.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I’m starting to wonder whether Pete Townshend was actually working on a book.

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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 09/05/2026

New dolls arrived! CC: @truthmagnum.bsky.social!

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Big thumbs-up to the FedEx driver who tried very hard and only kind of fucked up delivering a package.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Take me back to Christmas, when it’d stay warm all night and the furnace wouldn’t be on when I woke up.

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I appreciate that the lady manning the register at the liquor store wasn’t the same one who was working there yesterday so I can hide my problem a little while longer. 🤗

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

It’s me and my Battle Cat Puma shoes against the world.

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

The Enforcement Droid series 209...

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skooks @skookses.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Guess who hurt their back today🎶

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Why’d we let Dave Matthews Band get away with it?

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Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Albeit minor, I’m happy Danhausen squeezed in the “crying into his money” bit.

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Bryce Remsburg @dabryceisright.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The kindest thing anyone can say to me is “I show this to my friends who aren’t fans to make them understand pro wrestling and they love it”. Happy 7th anniversary to my magnum opus (my children notwithstanding). Thanks to GCW and Joey Janela for the opportunity and the trust.

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Jonathan Majors (also to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Fell through a window

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