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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮

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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ShitLibs are mad that Bernie’s speaking at the same anti AI event as Steven Bannon, when they should be mad that yet another right-wing zealout is more in touch with voters than the Democratic Party establishment. It’s absolutely pathetic.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Let’s goooo Graham Platner!!! Fuck MAGA & the DNC!
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I’m sad that Charlie can’t be here to see MAGA go down tonight. But I’m sure he’s looking up at us and he knows… and he probably feels the couch shaking with JD plowing his wife reverberating way down there in the underworld. 🔥
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Two things that will NEVER get old. 1) Jokes about Charlie Kirk. 2) Charlie Kirk
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
South Park ripped tRump so badly that it literally killed Hulk Hogan.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My body my choice! 💩 😡
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Do y’all think that Coldplay couple went to work today?
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Happy Anniversary to The Greatest Hoax since the Moon Landing
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Wondering how this new war front will impact tRump’s current war with California?
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Speaking of Trump and Gavin Newsom… A connection between a persistent “forward lean” and neurological disorders is medically documented. Fred Trump was diagnosed with dementia, and there’s a hereditary component to it. Just sayin’…
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The best part about working out first thing in the morning is now I have the whole day to brag about it.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Joe Biden’s cancer nut would still make a better POTUS than Felon 47
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
India and Pakistan didn’t go to war when Joe Biden was president… Just sayin’ 💅🏻
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The Pope meets JD Vance (the Anti-Christ) on Easter. Hours later… Pope is Dead. 💀
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The Pope meets JD Vance (the Anti-Christ) on Easter. Hours later… Pope is Dead. 💀
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Get me to #GodsCountry #MorganWallan
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Trudeau calling the Orange Asshat “Donold” in his press conference was *chefs kiss* That was not accident. tRump does not warrant the respect of being referred to as President. Especially when he calls Trudeau, “Governor.” Donald is Trudeau’s bitch and he got taken for a walk. ❤️🇨🇦❤️
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Conservatives will be like “women are too emotional to lead”… and then elect tRump 😂
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I know it’s petty of me, but I kinda think it’s not ‘fair’ that anti-vaxxers are allowed access to modern medicine to rid them of the ailments and diseases they catch from not getting vaxxed… Like, shouldn’t they just drink some unpasteurised milk or sit in the sun and magically heal or something?
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My kink is watching the TESLA stock crash.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Dear Elon,
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
For legal purposes, everything I’ve ever said on the internet is a joke.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Hey, Elon Musk has been getting a lot of HATE recently, but honestly… I think we could do better. Let’s ramp it up!
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Happy President’s Day, MAGAland. I couldnt get a photo of President Musk as he’s tied up in family court today given the surprise and unexpected announcement of the birth of his unlucky 13th illegitimate child, but i did have this pic of the First Lady and her Russian side-piece.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I can’t believe I couldn’t find my name here. I must be like #501 or something? 🤔 vqv.app
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Woke don’t choke!
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
MAGAturds are literally the chickens voting for Colonel Sanders.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
MAGA Facebook Boomers React:
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I hope Travis Cuckse enjoyed the honor of crying in front of the president*
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Some of the worst people I know are KC Chiefs fans and MAGA and I love how awful this day is for them. ❤️💚🤍🦅💚🤍❤️ #superbowlLIX
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Resting White Trash Face
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Is Drake ah-aight?
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
MAGA watching the Super Bowl Halftime Show
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Zebras are gonna have to step in and start exerting their influence quick to save Golden MaHomes.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Refs trying hard to give it to the KC Cheats. Eagles still flyin’
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
KC Chiefs win the coin toss. #RiggedNFL
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
There are people MUCH Smarter than me out there. Brilliant, hilarious people. Probably millions of them. But there are NO conservatives smarter than me. That much I can rest assured on.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Someone tell MAGA that 3 lbs of make-up caked on to MTG’s cavewoman face is actually “gEnDeR AFfiRmiNg cArE.” Just sayin’ 💅🏻
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
What a cuck
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
America needs to join Canada is targeting and boycotting Red States. 🇨🇦✊🏻🍁
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
@schumer.senate.gov you are a worthless, impotent POS. Resign, so someone less feckless can take over and safe America if you lack the courage.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
When’s tRump going to blame DEI chickens for this?
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Im so over these Nat’l Dem Losers. Why aren’t they all on TV screaming tRump is responsible for this tragic plane crash? Can you imagine the blame Orgy that would be happening on Conservative Media if a Dem POTUS came in, fired 1K FAA officials including the Head of FAA & this immediately happened?🤬
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Bo Burnham captures EVERY BRO ROGAN Podcast perfectly. youtu.be/2nRxRAo8JdQ?...
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Bo Burnham summarises every episode of the Joe Rogan podcast
YouTube video by TherapyTea
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Too bad Democrats are to impotent and incompetent to connect these dots.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Y’all ever notice how MAGA Morons and tRump apologist say they love tRump because he “tEllS iT LiKe iT iS,” then proceed to spend the next 20 mins telling you, “tHaT’s NoT wHaT hE’s SaYinG/hE DiDn’T mEaN tHaT?”
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Only a white dude could be up for a cabinet post who’s a 14 year heroin addict, has a brain worm, thinks WiFi makes your brain leak, thinks trace chemicals in water make frogs trans, looks like a skin cancer warning ad, and talks like Miles Davis got punched in the throat. TF are we doing?
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
All right. So the ball can hit the ground and still be considered a “catch” if you’re the KC Chiefs. Got it. *updates notes* Let the sham game go on… #RiggedNFL #AFCchampionshipGame
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I honestly picked the wrong month/year (4 Years?) to stop drinking. 🥴
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