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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮

@tgm81.bsky.social
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ShitLibs are mad that Bernie’s speaking at the same anti AI event as Steven Bannon, when they should be mad that yet another right-wing zealout is more in touch with voters than the Democratic Party establishment. It’s absolutely pathetic.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Let’s goooo Graham Platner!!! Fuck MAGA & the DNC!
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I’m sad that Charlie can’t be here to see MAGA go down tonight. But I’m sure he’s looking up at us and he knows… and he probably feels the couch shaking with JD plowing his wife reverberating way down there in the underworld. 🔥
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Two things that will NEVER get old. 1) Jokes about Charlie Kirk. 2) Charlie Kirk
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk is dead, but irony is alive and well.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It’s literally the first thing my wife said. At first I instinctively laughed like it was absurd, the longer I’ve thought about it it doesn’t seem that infeasible
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I was turned off by the bullshit fees when I last went to Vegas ELEVEN Years ago. I used to at least twice a year on average, it was any “easy, relatively affordable getaway” for a long weekend. Now it’s neither. I don’t have any desire to ever return.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
South Park ripped tRump so badly that it literally killed Hulk Hogan.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My body my choice! 💩 😡
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
This is why you da real MVP
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Do y’all think that Coldplay couple went to work today?
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Happy Anniversary to The Greatest Hoax since the Moon Landing
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The First four episodes of season four (current season) are a snooze fest. The show is trying to hard to be “artsy” and has its head so far up its own ass I couldn’t tell you what it’s even about. It finally picks up Ep 5-7 (as far as I’m at). Season 2 still definitely the best so far.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
None of the above. Schumer is an Israel Hawk Jew! Strongly worded letter? Bruh! He’s writing him a “Thank You” card and offering to fellate him
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Wondering how this new war front will impact tRump’s current war with California?
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Speaking of Trump and Gavin Newsom… A connection between a persistent “forward lean” and neurological disorders is medically documented. Fred Trump was diagnosed with dementia, and there’s a hereditary component to it. Just sayin’…
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Most of us did. We need to be liberated
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The best part about working out first thing in the morning is now I have the whole day to brag about it.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Joe Biden’s cancer nut would still make a better POTUS than Felon 47
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
You mock! But I’ll have you know this letter contained the full weight of the United States Senate’s Democratic Caucus! 💪🏻👴🏻
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
India and Pakistan didn’t go to war when Joe Biden was president… Just sayin’ 💅🏻
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
He’s calling you from jail?
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Touché
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The Pope meets JD Vance (the Anti-Christ) on Easter. Hours later… Pope is Dead. 💀
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The Pope meets JD Vance (the Anti-Christ) on Easter. Hours later… Pope is Dead. 💀
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Get me to #GodsCountry #MorganWallan
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
sHe HaS cOnCeRnS 🥴
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Why haven’t YOU announced your primary challenge? You’d have millions in the bank tomorrow if u announced tonight. Leaders aren’t chosen they emerge and you’re missing your moment. The Left needs to realize AOC is not the Hero we hoped she’s be either.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Rand Paul says he’s voting NO, and Schumer is voting YES. What the actual F***…!!!
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
He’s a GOP sleeper agent.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Trust me, Bro
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Trudeau calling the Orange Asshat “Donold” in his press conference was *chefs kiss* That was not accident. tRump does not warrant the respect of being referred to as President. Especially when he calls Trudeau, “Governor.” Donald is Trudeau’s bitch and he got taken for a walk. ❤️🇨🇦❤️
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Conservatives will be like “women are too emotional to lead”… and then elect tRump 😂
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Why don’t we name Ds who aren’t pussies, it’ll be a shorter list? Ironically, most of them actually have pussies. Which is unfortunate because the Ds need to win men back, & they’re never going to appeal to the dumbdude Rogan Bro/Misogynistic by nature types if we’re seen as a party for chick issues
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I know it’s petty of me, but I kinda think it’s not ‘fair’ that anti-vaxxers are allowed access to modern medicine to rid them of the ailments and diseases they catch from not getting vaxxed… Like, shouldn’t they just drink some unpasteurised milk or sit in the sun and magically heal or something?
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My kink is watching the TESLA stock crash.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Terrible an innocent child died. I hope his parents never get over the pain and hurl themselves off a bridge
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Bot viewing en masse
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The “No travel” part is easy. Mainly because I don’t have a lot of faith in the safety of travel under this regime.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Dear Elon,
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
For legal purposes, everything I’ve ever said on the internet is a joke.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I hope we get invaded and lots of MAGA blood shed. We need a cleansing.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
No it won’t. Dems will bend over and smile.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
That’s what I said. “Sure, I’ll come back for a one million dollar bonus”
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This aged like milk. They just said they look forward to ACCEPTING a White House invitation this year.
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’ve calling this guy a piece of shit since about 1999 or whenever he cheated on his wife. Not that a give af about anyone’s marriage but it’s a pretty good show of character (or lack of).
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Yet you’re not even calling out your weak ass leaders like Pelosi and Hakeem Jeffries
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Ugh. Accidentally overdosing on Meth is the worst!
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮 @tgm81.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Hey, Elon Musk has been getting a lot of HATE recently, but honestly… I think we could do better. Let’s ramp it up!
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