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Michael Martin

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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 5h
I’d imagine he’d want us to be solid and to smother teams in midfield but we’re wide open. The whole vertical football baloney strikes me as hipster nonsense talk
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 5h
It’s a mess
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 5h
It wasn’t that much of a strength. But anyone can see the x2 in MF is never going to work. It leaves us exposed and doesn’t build an attack. Imo - FWIW - Miley and Gonzales are the future of the club and need to be played together with a third midfielder in there too - Ramsey, Joelinton, Steur etc
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 5h
I am yet to be convinced by him. I hope that changes. The evidence of my eyes is we’re rudderless, shapeless and disorganised.
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 6h
It’s a nonsense - especially with Willock as one of them
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 6h
A few thoughts … Miley needs to be in midfield with Gonzales and a third lad - Joelinton, Ramsey, Steur. The midfield isn’t protecting the defence. Pardo isn’t a CF - he can come in off the flanks tho. Osula isn’t great but he’s the best striker at the club Wissa? No idea. Jaissle? Hmm.
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 6h
Amorim had far greater credentials than Jaissle
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 8h
On reflection after last night I am worried about everything at #NUFC - especially Jaissle who looks woefully short of what is needed to coach a PL team. I hope someone throws this in my face in the next couple of months - but I doubt they will.
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Man's Grossed Out Disgusted Reaction
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 12h
Steve scored Jaissle’s Joke Team on the way back from Coventry - no high scores for any players but scathing of the Head Coach’s game plan that sounds better in media clips than it looks on the pitch - #NUFC - tf1892.substack.com/p/player-rat...
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Player Ratings - United collapse at Coventry
Steve scores the Mags on the way home from a humiliation in the West Midlands
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 12h
Matthew was in the away end at Coventry last night - not exactly impressed with anything from the Mags and who can blame him? #NUFC - tf1892.substack.com/p/tf-match-r...
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TF Match Report - Coventry 4-1 Newcastle United
Well, after three weeks, that was really worth the wait. Matthew reports from the Ricoh.
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 16h
I fear he’s out of his depth
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 16h
It was ever thus - Stewart for Waddle, Bogie for Gazza … we’ve seen this movie a few times
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 16h
No one is forcing you to read it Mark 👍🏁
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 17h
There are questions to be asked but the one that’s been answered is why Howe chucked it. Wilson didn’t get his first picks in the xfer market, lost the leader and captain, signed individuals with potential and hasn’t built a team. Head Coach who looks badly out of his depth.
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James McAvoy Worried
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 17h
He’s looking like he’s out of his depth
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 17h
Jaissle isn’t a ‘rock star’ - he’s an inexperienced coach with an unbalanced coach. Many more of these performancesresults and he’ll be out the door.
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Bathroom Toilet with Lid Up
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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 17h
Jaissle doesn't get a free pass for this mess mind. Awful team selection and quite honestly 'vertical football' can fuck off. He's had 23 days to make us less shit. No excuses for losing heavily to Coventry. #nufc
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 17h
There are warning bells about this set up. Individuals aren’t performing and I struggle to see the plan. Going forward there’s no focus. Osula is the only striker on the books and thats a drop off from Wilson let alone Isak. Poor, poor, poor. Leeds was terrible. Got out of jail v Hull. Crap again
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 17h
Fuck off Newcastle
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 17h
We should get more from Wissa really.
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Jonah Hill Frustrated in Wolf of Wall Street
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 17h
Fucking come on ya pack of wanks - push on
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Mohamed Larbi Slimane Checks Time in Suit
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 17h
I have absolutely no idea what vertical football is - none whatsoever. There’s no focus to our attacking play. There’s not a proper striker at the club. This team is looking like a mess.
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Kanye West: The King's Gaze
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 18h
Fucking hell 😱
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 19h
Where Budgies Dare
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 19h
I suspect that formation will change a few times over the game as will the personnel. Howay United #NUFC
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Matthias Jaissle's Coaching Signals for Fc Red Bull Salzburg
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 22h
It is mind
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Brilliant this by @msidouglas.bsky.social. More of this outside the bubble thinking please. #nufc
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bloody hell - this is rather bigger news than Man City buying some players they shouldn’t have under some cockeyed rules - #NUFC x.com/bbcworld/sta...
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BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) on X
Documents falsified to evade tax on Abramovich's wealth, BBC finds https://t.co/yzP3JcMZku
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John Milton @geordioca.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cracking preview, this. Have a perusal over a cuppa.
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s match-day so THE SPECIAL is back and Ordy is in the big seat with thoughts on tonight and everything around it - plus loads of other content to fill up the whole day before KO tonight - #NUFC - tf1892.substack.com/p/the-specia...
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THE SPECIAL - Coventry Away
Coventry City v Newcastle United, Coventry Building Society Arena, 12/Oct/26, KO: 8pm. Premier League. Live on SKY.
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
City, City, City 😆
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Haaland Eyes
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The clothes in Funeral In Berlin are magnificent. Harry’s raincoats, suits, roll necks - classics - all a bit Mod (sort of) and brilliant
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Funeral in Berlin on BBC2 - Michael Caine at his best apart from Get Carter - magnificent.
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Get Carter Get Carter Newcastle
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sit down, get yourself a nice pot of tea or coffee and give Paul Karter’s spiffing preview of Coventry away tomorrow night a bloody good read - #NUFC - tf1892.substack.com/p/tf-preview...
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TF Preview - Coventry (a), 12 Oct 2026
Finally!! We're back and it's a visit to the Ricoh/ Coventry Building Society Arena. Paul has your preview.
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Blonde on Blonde
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s the challenge they’ve always wanted - a factory team in Europe and B’mouth away - piece of piss for them
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t think Le Bris should be under all of this pressure despite all of these terrible results. It is far too early for talk of a crisis at injury ravaged, over committed Sunderland.
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Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Second richest owners but good point
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The North Durham CC / RFC site on Prince Consort Rd opp the civic centre is perfect - needs no clearance - almost ready to go now.
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Totally agree - Gateshead will never progress until they have their own ground - the North Durham site was ideal and it’s still available (obviously- nowt happens in Gateshead)
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m happy @gatesheadfc.bsky.social is seemingly out of the clarts - hopefully. But being taken over by an ‘American Investment Company’ depresses me. Will they build a new stadium? Build the club for the next generation? Sighs. I hope so but ….
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Meryl Streep: I Have Doubts
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m staggered they haven’t linked it to ‘illegal migrants’
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Das Kapital? Matthew speculates upon Jaissle’s credits in the bank and managerial power at #NUFC - a great read - tf1892.substack.com/p/high-stake...
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High Stakes - NUFC and Managerial Capital
Some managers have it, others don't. Is it even desirable these days? Matthew reflects on managers’ status and power.
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Something a bit different - don’t shout if it’s not what you expect from us - we’ll have plenty #NUFC and football stuff along soon as usual - tf1892.substack.com/p/review-the...
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Review - The Story of Skinhead
Cultural doyen Don Letts talks us through one of the UK’s most powerfully enduring and misunderstood subcultures.
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#NUFC go to Coventry on Monday night and Scott Robson is reminded of a hard as nails defender who is a legend for both the Mags and the Sky Blues and who was a main man for KK 34 years ago - tf1892.substack.com/p/natural-bo...
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Natural Born Killer
Scott pays tribute to a true Titan of Coventry and United
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think we can say with confidence that fans of the Red Cartel are very touchy about being called fans of the Red Cartel.
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Nadeshot Says Huge Fans
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The #NUFC Lasses are going great guns winning 5/5 of their league fixtures so far on their promotion push - Mark Stutt was at Durham on Sunday to see their latest win - HOWAY THE LASSES - tf1892.substack.com/p/howay-the-...
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Howay the Lasses - Durham 0-3 Newcastle United
Five games, five wins, and the Lasses are top of the league going into the international brak
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy Takeover Anniversary #NUFC
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Tories would become an electoral threat if they became an EU supporting, economically interventionist party supporting small businesses, with prog social policies. A party of Heseltine etc. They’re still in the Thatcherite neo liberal cult They can’t and won’t though so they’re screwed.
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope you’ll write it all up for TF as Graeme has done 👍🏁
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