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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 20h

Jaissle doesn't get a free pass for this mess mind. Awful team selection and quite honestly 'vertical football' can fuck off. He's had 23 days to make us less shit. No excuses for losing heavily to Coventry. #nufc

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 21h

#nufc seem ponderous in possession, and slow to the 2nd ball. Some of these players should be nowhere near this side. Lack of a finisher is going to hurt us this season.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That #nufc game was closer than it should have been. A really good 65 mins followed by bitten fingernails. A win's a win. Some really encouraging performances. #Steur looking like an absolute bargain.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

#nufc looked steadier with Bamba in the middle. Need some experience in there to shore things up. Surprised Ramsey didn't start. Toure looked good when he came on. Defence is worryingly bad. We'll take our lumps and move on. Quality support from travelling Mags.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don't buy this view that #nufc have had a great start to the season. We've been awful, including against Millwall but managed to somehow get results. This won't be the last shellacking we get this season. I didn't expect to be saying this, but we're missing some BDB leadership.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

#nufc just haven't competed here. Not attacking second ball, weak in tackles, no leadership out on the pitch. Really poor showing.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Lucky there for #lufc but it's been coming. #nufc looking off the pace again, losing duels, no shots on target. There's a pattern emerging here. This could be the night we get found out with a thumping.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

#dabears could do with some pass rush here. Young having it all his own way.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ahem. That's quite a lacklustre start from #dabears

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

An embarrassing win for #nufc there. Some awful performances, not least from the manager for picking that side. Well played by Millwall.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Jaissle-ball not really working out tonight against Millwall stiffs. Is it team selection, execution or tactics to blame for why we look toothless against this opposition? #nufc really ought to be at least winning the shot count FFS.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Awful, inconsistent refereeing there from Jones. Should be dropped for that performance. #nufc need to improve however. Untidy, sluggish and lack of threat in the first half. Better in the second.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We shouldn't let the Barnes wonder-strike distract from the truth that #nufc have been terrible. Outfought and outplayed. We're lucky the game isn't already out of sight.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Botman playing like he's been out on the sauce all night. Ponderous to say the least. #nufc

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

As shaky as #nufc have been at the back, the worst performance so far comes from the officials. Rob Jones is fucking incompetent.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This referee is fucking abysmal. How is that not a foul on Elanga? #nufc Officiating in this league remains puss poor.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

#nufc a bit passive for my liking here. Not much intensity in the press either. Nico playing quarterback though.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Here's hoping the Glenn Hoddle voice double Tony Gale shuts the fuck up a little more in the 2nd half. Who knew he was a closet WBA fan? #nufc

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

#nufc looking like strangers in that first half. Lots of missed tackles, mislaid passes and not looking very organised. Love to see Steur dropping between Thiaw and Botman when in possession and spraying the ball about while FBs push on.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I mean...#nufc have been lacklustre to say the least, but I'm not sure about the West Brom wank fest from the sky commentary team.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Either Botman had done 12 sets of Bulgarian Squats before that game or his legs have gone. Looked like he was running in treacle at times and he looks like a weakness other teams will exploit. Good job we've got Dan Bu... Oh, hang on... #nufc

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

So just to recap. #nufc will be fielding players nobody has heard of led by a manager nobody has heard of. I didn't have that on my bingo card heading into the 26/27 season. What a basket case of a club.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

On a positive note, Steur looked very assured in that Bruno position (although that probably means he won't see the pitch this season). #nufc

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I can't get my head around the decision to play Murphy at RB last night when Shahar was warming the bench. If Howe doesn't rate him why trail him around with the squad last season? Baffling. #nufc

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Lukaku moving around the pitch with all the alacrity of a teenager who has been asked to tidy their bedroom. He'll still score the winner...

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Wouldn't blame Bruno for wanting one last big contract at his age and a new challenge at the elite level, but the Arsenal thing is like a sharp dig to the solar plexus. Let's see how Wilson reacts. Needs to land an experienced and capable replacement or the #nufc project is severely compromised.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Wow. This Jenrick interview on #peston is excruciating. Dear me. These people are dangerous. However bad your life feels just now, voting for these racists and thugs is not going to make it any better.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

What an utterly miserable performance (and season) this has been from #nufc. We've wasted a tonne of cash on mediocre players and are exactly where we deserve to be. For all the talk of stadium and training ground plans, new sponsors etc, the absolute state of this squad is clear for all to see.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Depressingly familiar performance from #nufc today. If this group are the ones that have been performing best in training (to win the shirt) you have to wonder what the fuck the rest of the squad have been doing all week.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

A number of #nufc players appear to be ambling about in flip flops here. I'd have said 'lacklustre' but they haven't been that good...

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Almost time to go and do my civic duty to help stop a bunch of mad racists taking control of the council budgets. They'll be painting the St George's cross on potholes rather than fixing them if we don't go and vote. #localelections #vote

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I genuinely think #nufc will sack Howe at the end of the season. If they've got ambition to win the league by 2030, these results and performances won't be tolerated. No elite club would accept it.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Hard to understand Howe's logic today with those selections. Dan Burn is not a left back. Miley is not a right back. He's good, but offers little in an attacking sense. Osula is not good enough. Our form is not Woltemade's fault. Wissa is terrible. Nick Pope is a liability. #nufc

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It's the recruitment that will see Howe sacked at the end of the season, not just the coaching. Elanga has been woeful and Wissa just a waste of a shirt. Woltemade a poor fit for this team. I just can't see #nufc sticking with Howe this summer.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Lack of quality. Losing individual duels. Lack of invention in the final third. Sound familiar? #nufc

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

It's this sort of insipid performance from #nufc that will see this coaching staff come under more and more scrutiny. There can be no excuses for that performance when we should have been at it from the start. The players look like they don't care.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Not having that penalty decision. Soft as you'll see. However, as sure as night follows day, #nufc throw away points after leading. Such a lack of quality in this squad.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I mean, we should be seeing #nufc putting the bite on Palace here...with all that time off after losing to the filthy inbreds. But here we are. Looking like a bottom half side.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I don't think Putin needs Nigel or Reform anymore.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Putin will be absolutely laughing his cock off watching his project bear fruit. Russian interference in elections has caused absolute chaos, starting with Brexit, the potential break up of NATO, and Trump flipping his nut with Iran. We've all watched this unfold in slow motion.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Wembley stadium here with all the atmosphere of a tired shopping mall. #England

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Cue the excuses. These players don't seem to get the importance of the game. Out battled again and that is unacceptable. #nufc

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

It's been coming. Absolutely shocking performance from #nufc. Once again they haven't turned up for a game as important as this.

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Performingbear @performingbear.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Fucking awful this from #nufc. No bottle.

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