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Tezzermelad

@tezzermelad.bsky.social
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EFC, Campervan, Honda VTR SP1, oh and wife, kids, all living the dream. 😎

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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 2h
VAR whatever the fook the words are.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 3h
Hope City get dropped like a bad dream, but i'll never tire of seeing the reds getting a football lesson on their own patch.
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Beechside @beechside2.bsky.social · 5h
Never forget
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 5h
O brien and Branthwaite has to be our defensive pairing, up there with Degsy and The Rat. Until these two are paired, we're not challenging.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 5h
To think this whopper has to get to and from Analfield on a matchday. Wtf is he thinking.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 7h
Ha ha. Don't we all. No worries 👍
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 7h
Thank fook mate. Had me worried there.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 10h
Tolstoy. War and Piss.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 11h
I love walking alongside a traffic queue and actually getting to my destination first.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 11h
Tell me footy isn't your thing with just one statement. Absolute meringue.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
His stand up routine Delerious was off the scale. Extremely funny guy.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's what I thought.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can you actually 'listen' to paint dry? Maybe you can.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ha ha. Started young. Lovely to see mate. Great photo.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What happened to the rule if you miss international duty with an injury you are jibbed for your first 2 club games back. Rice playing for the Arse. What kind of wizardry is going on there?
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Think he's got a decent squad at his disposal at the mo, but not one that will challenge the sly 5. Was the sly 6 but Spurs are sliding to a level we were at a couple of years ago. Scary that.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sittehs manager Maresca giving it the biggun with regards their cheating. He deffo isn't involved in the big picture is he? There's 'bullish'and there's ignorance. Either way he could end up looking like a tit.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every club has at least one.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Agreed mate.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Coffee frother?
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Future leader of EFC. Only a matter of time.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let's do this. Go get em.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thought that rubber tongued mockney would have had something to do with it.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Im convinced the best way to launder money is through football. There is that much filthy money knocking around in the game and it goes right to the very top. Italy and Spain have got away with it for years, and I'm sure UEFA turn a blind eye, as do FIFA.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On a trip to the smoke this week stopped for a Maccies at Beaconsfield services and had to pay a 15p sugar levy on a Coke, yet a builder next to me had a tea with 15 sugars and paid fook all. What's that all about?
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
China, yet to gey a foothold in the Prem. 😬
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
USA thinking of live streaming an execution, just a thought, maybe a live assassination of 'you know who'might pull in more viewers, and maximise income.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just in, 4/7 against, TFG saying TTFN.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go get em mate. Best decision you will ever make. Love my VW T5. World is your oyster mate.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The one on the right. 😘
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The Good Life Wink
ALT: The Good Life Wink
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Went in the bin with the Everton and Forest points fiasco. Self regulating, my arse.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're a blue P, so you're already married. Get used to it.
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Princess Peach Trapped: Super Mario Character Chained
ALT: Princess Peach Trapped: Super Mario Character Chained
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Think they should be taking a leaf out of the Scottish FAs stance on the Rangers episode, but there's no way they have such backbone, and are more interested in their product than their reputation . Not fit for purpose if they blow this big chance.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Going through it at the moment with my sister. Devastating doesn't come close. When the faintest smile gives you a lift, that's about as good as it gets for us. Thoughts mate, keep the chin up.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What do you mean Alan, 'today'? Arf.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Them gutters aren't gonna clean themselves, and the fascias and soffitts won't last forever. 🤨
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If we get a delivery more than once a week we've done well. Still wang a load of junk mail in the letterbox when they do decide to turn up.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same here Dave. Lots more American stuff than Blue . Prem being back at the weekend hopefully will bring back some much needed fume.
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Cosmo Kramer's 'That's Right!' Head Nod
ALT: Cosmo Kramer's 'That's Right!' Head Nod
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Water Walking
ALT: Water Walking
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
About to get up on the podium?
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MrMickNL 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mrmicknl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just a question: Ian Wright standing beside Roy Keane looked like a prisoner from a work gang. Has he genuinely got such bad taste on clothing, a la Lewis Hamilton or is he taking rank bad advice?
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If he came out with punditry in the Frank Spencer styley, it would have all made sense.
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Michael Crawford as Frank Spencer: Shocked Reaction
ALT: Michael Crawford as Frank Spencer: Shocked Reaction
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The price you pay for 1st class stamps, you'd expect a 1st class service. Its not far off cheaper to drive and drop off you're local post than use the Postal Service.
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cheryl1878.bsky.social @cheryl1878.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tell me you know nothing about football without telling me.... Buffoonery of the highest order.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never in doubt.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'From the getgo' People who use this phrase don't realise what an absolute knob they sound like.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'Like' in a sentence, it's nearly every fookin word.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We all 'had a future in British Steel' apparently.
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Tezzermelad @tezzermelad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Worcester here mate. Sauce Town.
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